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AussieAbe · #62 09-11-2001, 09:18 PM

Oh shit.

General Drippik · #63 09-13-2001, 02:57 AM

Yep. Anyway. Justin Storm has something to say:

Rock hard..... We don't need you. You wouldn't make a difference to our federation if the world depended on it. Oh no, we're ot begging you to come back. Like I said before.... we don't need you. I don't need you. And I would like a match with you at invasion. A cage match. No no no..... A street fight. No disqualifications. I'll kick your candy ass all over ODDWORLD!

General drippik comes out.

A hadicap match. I will help Rock hard.

AussieAbe · #64 09-14-2001, 01:42 AM

***Rock hard enters arena with a sledgehammer***

So you stole my phrase eh.And Drippo,You wanna help me in a handicap match.Then it can't be for the wsmw title.okay let's just say I am gonna use this sledgehammer.***smashes Justin storm*** and don't think anything drippo.***smashes drippik with sledgehammer 3 times.

You can't shock the rock.Okay at invasion I will go 1-on-1 with Justin storm for the wsmw title in a cage casket match.
If ya smellllll what rock hard is cooking.

General Drippik · #65 09-14-2001, 06:16 AM

Days later-----

Oh shit my head. Look. Rock hard is a little bastard. But I have to keep him in our federation. God dammit, ow, shit my head..... Oh god*Picks up autographed picture of Rock Hard---Chucks it in the bin* I had faith in him. But he just comes along with the sledge and sashes the shit out of me! He'll be lucky if I don't leave the federation. Bastard.

AussieAbe · #66 09-14-2001, 06:17 PM

***smashes through the house with a monster truck and crushes anything in it's sight including General Drippik.He gets out with blood and walls and stuff on the tyres.All thats left in the wreckedge is smashed up bits of wall and rubble and a big pile of blood***

"The magog on the march,news on a cruise,our top story tonight,General Drippik killed in a horrific house wreckedge.It is beleived that he was ran over repedetly.Police have no link whatsoever about the whereabouts of the truck.However they have fingerprints on the wreckedge and is beleived to be Bigface of the Mudokon wrestling federation.Police have arrested him and sent him to the electric chair.ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.Bigface has been cooked.

General Drippik · #67 09-15-2001, 10:42 PM

The magog on the march, News that gives you spews.

The incedent of the death of General Drippik is now considered to be done by someone else. Police have made a huge mistake in killing Bigface of the World Mudokon Wrestling Federation, and the real culprit is considered to be Rock Hard. We'll be back with more on the story, as it develops. This message bought to you by Bonewerks, Give your slog a bone!

AussieAbe · #68 09-15-2001, 11:52 PM

Magog on the march news with a bruise ouch
Our top story tonight,Rock hard has been all cleared of the murder of General Drippik.But police have arrested Director phleg for the murder of GD and has been sent to the electric chair and has been dead for 5 hours now.The police have closed this case and have burned the files and chucked them in the ocean.