Heres my Odd Biography (V1 & 2) -

Fuzzle Guy · #61 01-03-2005, 02:44 AM

It's fatastic

odd chick · #62 01-03-2005, 03:24 PM

Wow!! That was great, BBS!! And the guru is a steef. That actually seems to be in his character because he seemed like he would be a steef.

"You promised not to mension that, Monty." Richey said, spitting sylivia everywhere.

Hahaha!! That really got me in a laughing riot there! I was also actually very surprised that Richey could talk!

Fuzzle Guy · #63 01-03-2005, 11:06 PM

He has spoken through other chapters. But he seems to be getting stupdier along the way.

Biggy Bro Slig · #64 01-04-2005, 08:51 AM

Thanx for all the comments!

THIS IS NOT THE END!

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I walked up to the fattest sumo mudokon and held up a peice of Elum on a string, and the mud went wild. I did the same to the others, and tied them all up. I gave the string to a flying slig and told him to go in front of us. I gathered Slug, Grunt, Ziggy, Monty & Richey and seated them on the sumo Mudokons, everybody had there own Mudokon to ride on exept Monty and Richy. I couldn't trust richy on his own. The flying slig took off, leaving the Muds to gallop away chasing the Elum.
We got to the wall, tied up the muds, the slig gave the muds the elum, I gave him some more slices. We started to climb up...

We got to the top, to see the guru was not there, but he was most likely in the temple.
We walked up to the temple, locked and loaded, and entered in.
There was the guru sitting on a chair, and spun around.
"Welcome, Biggy bro slig." He said.
He pulled out a Spoocebow, but it looked stronger then a normal mudarcher's.
He fired, missing me and hitting one of the gaurds.
The fight began.
He was firing like a mad man with a machine gun. I ran up to him, pulled out his heart, ripped the cords, and he froze. He kicked me, did a back flip and shot Monty in the pie-hole.
"My sweat tonsels! There gone!" Monty cried with blood pooring out his mouth.
I through a grenade at him, he dodged it, and it hit the wall.
The smoke cleared, leaving a huge gaping hole in the wall.
He did that evil smile and ran outside on to the cliff area.
We chased him over to the wall.
Grunt shot him in the back, he fell over and the got up again.
He stopped and turned to Ziggy, sent a spark of Electricity into his brain and brainwashed him.
Monty spat blood in the Guru's eyes and the Guru screamed.
I got a knife out, and cut off his hand.
His scream got louder.
The guru chucked Grunt off the cliff.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed.
"Too late now, he's allready dead." He said.
Slug strangled the guru.
"You may have weakened me, but I will elimanate you all!" He shouted.
"What kind of enemy is that?" He said, pointing at Richy.
Richy stopped drooling, he turned red, and screamed.
The guru's eyes went wide as he saw the drooling horror coming towards him.
IMPACT!
Richy smashed his body against the guru's, and pushed him off the edge, leaving him dangling with one hand.
"Answer to your question, a very good one!" Richy laughed.
"You may have won the battle, but you havn't won the war!" The guru screamed.
Richey stamped on the guru' foot, the guru fell off, and we looked down...
A bloody scene with lots of blood around, we saw his bone sticking out his leg.
We looked around and stared at the hills of oddworld, the battle scene, and all around us there were wars going on.
The battle had ended, but the war had just begun...

Fuzzle Guy · #65 01-05-2005, 09:00 AM

Can I put this story on Abe mania?

Biggy Bro Slig · #66 01-05-2005, 10:44 AM

Yeah, it should get more people to read it.

odd chick · #67 01-06-2005, 01:54 PM

Sorry I couldn't reply sooner!

I left the forums for a couple of days because I was sick!! Anyway, that was really great! I'm pretty sure it wasn't the climax of the story, but it could have been used as that! Or am I wrong and it actually was the climax? Oh, no! Grunt's dead?!! That's wrong!!!

I liked this whole scenario as well:
"What kind of enemy is that?"
"Answer to you question, a very good one!"

Great chappie, BBS!

Biggy Bro Slig · #68 01-07-2005, 07:47 AM

The battle got more intense by the minute, before we were winning, but now the sligs are fading slowly away...

We got to the bottom, and saw Grunt lying there, with piles of dead sligs on him.
"Help! I've broken my pants, and my hand!" Grunt moaned.
I orded Monty to help Slug and put him on to the sumo with me on.
We got back on the Fat Mudokons, and went back to camp.
When we got there we told them, and the rest of the Camp nominated us as the Commanders of the army.
"Thankyou, my fellow sligs, but we are running short on Sligs. We either go to another battle-zone and get more sligs, or we can get all the Sligs from the battle-zones and kill these Mudokons!" I shouted.
They all screamed Yes, and I wnet off to the first place on the line, Scrabania.

I reached the the battle area, to find that not just the sligs were fighting against Mudokons, but scrabs aswell.
I told a slig to pass the message on, and they all went to the Monosaic lines to battle.
All the Mudokons laughed yes as they saw the sligs go away.
There laughter was short lived, as they saw Vykker pods by the millions saw in and grabbing Muds and throwing them.
Just before I left, I saw two Vykker pods doing tug-of-war on a Mudokon, the mud split open, and its Liver, Intesines and stomach went flying.
I walked off, laughing at the helpless Mudokons were being tortured.

odd chick · #69 01-07-2005, 02:35 PM

:

Just before I left, I saw two Vykker pods doing tug-of-war on a Mudokon, the mud split open, and its Liver, Intesines and stomach went flying.
I walked off, laughing at the helpless Mudokons were being tortured.

Wow! That's just.......gross. But nonetheless, great story yet again, BBS! Keep up the good work!

And Grunt's still alive? I was actually a bit shocked at that!

Biggy Bro Slig · #70 01-07-2005, 11:52 PM

I actually forgot to post that the bone went through...

I'll post the next shortly.

odd chick · #71 01-08-2005, 04:00 PM

Ok.

I'll be waiting for it!

Biggy Bro Slig · #72 01-08-2005, 11:44 PM

We ran through the rain as the rain got heavier, we finnaly reached the Monosaic border, and looked down the cliff...

I neally died when I saw the death and destruction of the place, and there where more mudokons.
I tunred around, to see the most horriblest thing I had ever saw, a body, flesh hanging off, and what was even worse, it was standing moving about.
"Biggy bro slig, you can not win this war." the body said.
I suggested it was the guru.
"I've been playing god recently, by making these 'Slogatongs'"
He picked one up, and showed it to me.
"It's a mutation of a slog, but I made it eat sligs, and it's seriously long tongue makes it easy to catch sligs. And it runs even faster now."
He clicked his fingers, and a army of slogatongs came running for us.
For my last minute thing on my 'to do list', I shot at the guru, he vaporised, and I ran for my life with the army of Sligs.
I jumped off with the other sligs and landed in a pile of dead bodies.
I jumped up straight away, as I saw them coming.
I ran to camp and told evryone to get as high as you can.
Everyone started to climb trees and rocks, I climbed as high as I could, but everyone fell down.
The army had reached us and started to feed.
I got out my grenade pack and threw a grenade at the centre of the army.
The four Slogatongs flew right away and into the wall.
I got pulled into the crowd of Slogatongs and I passed out.

odd chick · #73 01-09-2005, 03:01 PM

Ooohh, creepy!

And slogatongs-that's completely original!

Do post another chapter of this story, I really enjoyed this one!

Biggy Bro Slig · #74 01-12-2005, 08:20 AM

I woke up, around a pile of Slogatongs, and vykkers running around mad with drills, Snoozi's and saws.
"What's going on?" I asked a slig who was looking for something to give Ziggy his memory back.
"We used flying sligs to drop grenades on them" He answered back.
"Some how, there's more sligs here then we had before." I said curiosly.
"Yeah, we found a patch of spooce and a Resurrection totem, and we got all our sligs back!" He laughed.
I turned around to see Monty and Richey running towards another two vykkers.
"Marty! Last time I saw you we were working on the Sirus Project!" Said Monty.
"Monty! 30yrs ago we last saw each other!" Marty shouted.
"How's Timothy?"
"His normal Idiotic self,"
They turned to look at Timothy and Richey, just drooling and staring at each other.
I suggested that they were absolute doubles, Richey and Timothy.
"how's Richey?" Marty added.
"Couldn't be Stupider."
Monty turned and saw me.
"Biggy bro slig! Come over here,"
I ran over, and Monty smiled.
"This is the chap who saved me out of the Sirus Project! BBS, these are Marty and Richey." Monty said.
We walked back to camp and sat down.
"The sirus Project. Or 'Meep Mission'. We were working for Vykkers Labs in Spooceshrub Forest, Lady Margret wanted a New special force for the Industrial. We thought along the lines of a Monsterous Meep. We made it, by giving the meep Soul storm brew, and it tunred into more we had bargand for, it turned into the 'Meepontosaurus' as you call it, and ate me, Monty and more Vykkers, that's how you ironically found Richy and I in the stomach." Monty said.
I asked hi some more questions, and went back to fight.

odd chick · #75 01-12-2005, 05:39 PM

Meepontosaurus!!! Now that's funny!

And oh, no!!! Now there's Timothy or, IMO, 'another Richey'!! :0 Now it's double trouble with drooling and stupidity! lol

Anyway, good chappie, BBS!

Biggy Bro Slig · #76 01-14-2005, 10:58 PM

The battle was calm, but still nerve-racking, as the Mudokon Forces kept on getting bigger.
"HAULT!" Said a Creature, that looked like a cross beetween a Mudokon and a Slig.
"Industrial, right this second there are 50 Mudarchers planting mines on Lady Margret's Fortress, and all of them will be trigged by this simple button," he cackled, "if you don't give us the Monosaic lines, Mudomo vaults and the Mudanchee Vaults, we will blast her fortress and turn her into a mudokon pop!" He shrieked.

There was silence all across the Monosaic lines, and then we dicided we couldn't let the Mudokons kill the Magog Cartel completely, so we left.

We sulked all the way to Boneworkz, and then got lost in a maze of Meat grinders and sand.

We were winding our way through Boneworkz when there was a Grunt, and then a bark.
"You here that?" Slig asked.
"I think everyone heard it." I replied.
We figured out what made the sound. Slegs.
"Back away very slowly." Grunt said.
It was no use. The Slegs darted for us, they missed, and repeated the same action. The 3rd time, I dodged for the control panel, pressed the Button and the Meatgrinders went into action.
The Slegs weren't Stupid, they carefully planed how fast they could go, without skidding into a Grind.
Instead of the Sleg falling into the grind, a Slig did, and so did another Big Bro Slig.
The meat Grinder blew up, throwing Metal everywhere.
One of the Slegs jumped on me, and slobbered all over my face.
Of all the bad things that have happened to me, this was the worst...

odd chick · #77 01-15-2005, 12:29 PM

Great chapter, BBS!! Slegs really are smart, aren't they? Normally, a slog would be so stupid and slide into a grinder, but not these sleggies!! Please continue the story, it's great!!

Biggy Bro Slig · #78 01-15-2005, 10:53 PM

The Sleg dug in, ignoring my scream, I felt like I was about to burst.
Ziggy Aimed, hit the Sleg, and the Sleg burst, and it splattered everywhere.
"Ziggy! You got your memory back!" I shouted.
"Yeah I know, but the great thing is that your alive" He said.
I got up, and looked at the Blood puddle on the floor where I was Lying.
" Is that from me?" I asked
Grunt Replied " Yep" .
There was another bark, but much higher, and round the corner ran Sloggies, and two big Slogs.
A Sloggie grabbed on to Grunt's sling, and he rammed the sloggie into the wall. Then the Sloggie was moisonless.
The Slogs just stopped, and wagged their tails at the site of Sligs.
I saw Monty had had enough of this, and he pulled out a sack, picked up all the Sloggies, and put them in the sack and threw the sack in the Meat grinder.
The Slogs stopped wagging their Tails, as they saw the two Vykkers, they growled, moved forward and ran, the Vykkers just stopped there. Now the Slogs are close enough, they kicked them, and they went flying into the ceiling which was a long way away.
We smiled and laughed, not knowing what we were about to face.
We walked on...

odd chick · #79 01-15-2005, 11:00 PM

Slegs exploding!! Oh, the horror!!

I'll be waiting for the next part! (that was a pretty quick reply, by the way!

)

Biggy Bro Slig · #80 01-18-2005, 10:17 AM

We turned around the corner, Monty fainted as we saw a huge Monster, and I mean HUGE! It looked like a Glukkon, but with arms and legs. It had two horns, and was holding a Glukkon in it's hand, and took a bite. It picked up another Glukkon, that was alive, and the Glukkon screamed " HEEELP! I'll do anything! Just help me! I'm part of the Magog Cartel! I was going to buy this place but then I got caught by this beast!"
We all looked at him, and started to shoot the monster.
The monster roared, and took a bite out of a Slig standing next to me.
Ziggy shot the beast's arm off, and it dropped the Glukkon. We picked up Monty and the Glukkon and ran.
I ran past a Key-pad, and stopped.
I ran back to it, and pressed a big red button. An alarm went off, and a wall of fire went racing down the corridors.
The creature was catching up, and it was about 4 metres behind me.
The creature screamed, as the wall of fire hit the beast, it turned a metalic colour, and froze into the fire.
Now the fire was our enemy, somehow, we had to find an exit, but how?
The answer came when I ran past a window, I ran back and jumped out the window.
The others did the same.
I landed in a pile of Bones, and looked up.
Apart from the falling sligs, I saw the fire burst out the other end and it made a Mushroom cloud.
The hole of the wreckage of Boneworkz went up in flames, throwing literally everything everywhere!
I got up, and helped the other sligs up, and we set up camp a couple of miles away from Boneworkz, and we started to question the glukkon.

Software Bug · #81 01-18-2005, 11:36 AM

i like the last chapters Biggy Bro Slig!!

odd chick · #82 01-18-2005, 02:44 PM

Those chapters were intense BBS! I could just picture that monster in the fire-it would have been a great movie moment. (if there was one!) Now, please continue with the story soon because this is great!

Biggy Bro Slig · #83 01-18-2005, 11:11 PM

Sorry to say this, but as soon as they get back to Splinterz, it's the end. :(
Or I could start a new thread called 'Splinterz' Sligs' after this.
I think i'll make the new thread.

odd chick · #84 01-19-2005, 02:37 PM

That would be cool! You should start that thread and perhaps make a sequel to this story??? *hint hint*

Biggy Bro Slig · #85 01-20-2005, 07:44 AM

Thanx Oddchick! I will do that!

"What is your buisness?" Asked Ziggy.
"I own a place called Water Subs, my name is Epo." He said in a wimpy voice.
"Water subs, hey? WHAT THE HELL! You protect Wildlife! And anyway, I know your enemy who owns Sclainium tubes, Isalo." I shouted.
"Friends of Isalo! Were am I?!" He said frightendly.
"Let's kill'em!" A Slig said.
Epo screamed, as he saw these 2 Vykkers with saws, a group of 5 Sligs, and more sligs entering the tent, closing in on him.
Suddenly a gunfire broke them up. We went outside the tent, and there were dozens of Sligs dressed in Green and blue, and A red ribbon each sligs with the initials 'WE'.
They aimed, with there 'enviromentel health guns' and started shooting like a mad man with a Machine gun.
I dived for my gun, a Slig picked it up, and giggled, and ran off with it.
I swore, picked up the slig by his mouth strands, and threw him at Epo.
"Ow!" He cried "I sware I'll kill you next time!"
I through a grenade, and it landed it a Slig's pie-hole.
The slig felt the grenade in his mouth, and ran around and blew up.
Epo was hopping away, with 2 Sligs beside him.
I had had enough now, I'd been chased, eaten, shot at, punched, wacked, my visor broke, iced over, neally drowned, A boulder about to kill me,
my best friend neally been killed, poked with an arrow, fell off a Cliff, kicked, neally eaten again and neally eaten the third time.
I through a mine, a rather big mine. It hit the ground, and I tripped up as I saw the destruction...

odd chick · #86 01-20-2005, 03:29 PM

Nice one BBS!

I can't wait to see what else happens! That grenade that blew up in the slig's mouth sounds like something that came from a war movie! Keep up the good work!

Biggy Bro Slig · #87 01-21-2005, 11:04 PM

Hey! How about 'The return of the Guru'?

I saw a huge wall of fire going both directions.
I screamed, threw Grunt & Slug over my shoulders and ran.
Monty and Richey were running around like loonitics infront of me.
Ziggy caught up, He tripped up, and got up again.
I could feel the fire on my back, it was burning my skin away.
I cried with relief as we climbed up the edge of the Desert cliffs.
The fire rushed past, going for miles, a nd faded into the distance.
"Close shave!" I laughed, looking at my burnt skin.
We walked a few miles on, and out of nowhere came a huge black ship, with missiles and bullets shooting out.
I new straight away that it was Epo, because a Mudokon wouldn't have all that technology to make a ship like that.
I suddenly stopped day-dreaming when a Missile was about to hit me. I jumped away, hitting myself into another.
I fainted, and it all went black.

I woke up, in a silver room with loads of little buttons to press.
I new for an instant we where inside the ship.
I got up, and looked around.
There were Slug, Monty and Richy sitting down in the corner.
"Where's the other Sligs?" I asked.
Slug replied "They're in another room" .
I walked over to the door, and looked at it.
It was made of Aluminium, and it had a code-lock, so I walked back to the place I was before, and thought deeply on how we where going to get out.
Then it came to me. I started to tell all the rest, my brilliant plan.

odd chick · #88 01-22-2005, 01:19 PM

Hmmm...I wonder what the brilliant plan could be?

lol. That was a nice chapter! I like how you added a moment of tension in with the sligs trying to escape the fire and all. And I think Return of the Guru would be a good sequel title, BBS! What other titles have you thought of?

Biggy Bro Slig · #89 01-23-2005, 06:45 AM

Hmmmmm, I'll keep on thinking of some Titles.

The slig popped the food through the door, and I grabbed his hand through the slip, and pulled him out.
We forced him to type in the code, and he did.
We sneeked round the corner and shot the guard, and he fell to the floor.
I opened the door to the control room.
We started to fire, and shot Epo in the head.
We killed all the sligs, and Epo screamed, and stopped.
We ran up to the controls, remembering there was nobody at the controls.
I looked out the window, we were over Soul storm brewery.
I saw the 'Sirus Project's' remains, and saw something disturbing...

I was shocked to see that there were Mudokon Mudarchers everywhere, plus, they were guarding something on a horse creature.
I knew what that was.
The Guru.
I sighed as I pointed him out to the other sligs. We all felt like killing ourselves.
Suddenly the group tunred around, facing us.
They fired at us, the Spooce-bullets went through the window, and damaged the controls.
All the control tables went up in flames.
The mudarchers shot again, this time, at the engine.
It was a direct hit, the engine blew up, sending a nasty fireworks display all over Mudos.
The back half of the ship vaporised, sending the rest of the ship to the ground.
The guru pulled down his hood, revealing not any old Steef, but a robotic steef.
He sent a jet of blue flame into the Mudarchers, and a shield formed.
The great ship crashed down on to the Icy barren floor, sending the ice shattering everywhere.
The flame from the ship went to far, and the rest of the ship blew up.
The fire reached the Guru's tribe, and the shield protected them.
"Guru, can we pull the shield off now?" Said one of the Mudokons.
"Yes, and I do have a name you know." The Guru cackled.
"What is it sir?" He asked again.
"Ignitus" He said, in an evil voice.
Ignitus and his troopers settled down for a stop, thinking we where dead.

odd chick · #90 01-23-2005, 02:22 PM

That was really cool BBS! I liked how you brought the guru back in robotic form, but I must say that this whole scenario has been done many times in moves, comics and cartoons-I honestly say that I sort of expected it to happen! Oh well, it was just constructive criticism!

It was still a great chapter. I can see that this is going to lead to a sequel....with the guru!!!