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11-24-2004, 10:43 AM
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....Indochina where he spent a year plotting his revenge. After formulating a plan and creating an army of Indochinians he....
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11-24-2004, 12:13 PM
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Realized he forget to arm them so he threw swords and blades at them . He saw their poor catching skills and they all got stabbed . He ripped his bunny tail off in anger and soon ...
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11-24-2004, 02:21 PM
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The government came and put him in the secret Dulce base, where he met an alien from Mexico whose name was...
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Asdey fromptula hadim the 3rd
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which is short for Asdeyinhiache fromptulania hadimsdaliopig 9th, the Alien tookout a ray gun and said 'I use it plow my fields, now come, let go make crop circles in old mac doanlds...
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11-26-2004, 06:35 AM
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with lots of mice, the alien pciked up a mosue and...
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11-26-2004, 02:53 PM
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E I E I O was written in it.
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They all sang the Canadian Anthem and then yelled...
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....DEATH TO THE PARCHMENT WHALE! This caused great hysteria and....
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11-27-2004, 07:52 AM
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the aliens lost there heads, literally
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11-27-2004, 02:00 PM
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The heads then made a colony in Pennsylvania, where they lived under the rule of...
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Mr. Billy, the dead fish from the fish bowl of doom. Mr. Billy told the heads...
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"You're all ugly", In which the Heads reacted horrably to this, formed a giant hand, and picked up a knife, he went into the kitchen and...
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11-28-2004, 02:38 AM
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resulting in the best cabbage casserole in the history of the...
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United State of Krakosia, eventually all but one of the taste testers died, so he became a.....
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Called PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but when they got there he was...
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blemic. He was so fat he got depressed and barfed to his hearts content. and he was forever known as...
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upchuck, and he gave a new meaning to the word indeed. As a matter of fact, he barfed so much that the people all the way in Bulgaria could see him...
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"... love." After making love to the Dark Lord Sauron, he crossed 'make love to the dark lord' off of his list of things to do before he dies, and read what the next thing to do said. It said:

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Make a tasty entrail and armpit soup. The frenchmen got right on it and soon they had....
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