Most annoying conversation you've ever listened to. -

SeaRex · #61 07-05-2004, 03:53 PM

Go here. Click any link. This site (which I love with all my heart) has pointed out stupid conversations for you... the consumer.

Enjoy.

Codek · #62 07-05-2004, 07:38 PM

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Go here. Click any link. This site (which I love with all my heart) has pointed out stupid conversations for you... the consumer.

Enjoy.

That website sucks.

The commentary was about as funny as the holocaust.

Sekto Springs · #63 07-05-2004, 07:43 PM

You've gotta love Codek's sense of couth and tact. Such an innocent mouth has he.

But I agree on Codeks part, that has gotta be the most ass-lancing site on the net besides Jobelee. Oh the thrashing I will inflict on that stupid ass webmaster.

EDIT: It seems Codek's lovely description of his feelings for that site was edited out. Good thing I copied it and saved it.

Codek · #64 07-05-2004, 07:50 PM

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You've gotta love Codek's sense of couth and tact. Such an innocent mouth has he.

But I agree on Codeks part, that has gotta be the most ass-lancing site on the net besides Jobelee. Oh the thrashing I will inflict on that stupid ass webmaster.

EDIT: It seems Codek's lovely description of his feelings for that site was edited out. Good thing I copied it and saved it.

I edited it because I realised my illogical rage was staining my scathing satyric. Or something.

Ass-lancing is right, although, in the words of Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez, he prefers to "suck cock".

Sekto Springs · #65 07-05-2004, 07:55 PM

Oh that Spokker bastard is beyond the chance for redemption in my opinion. But wasn't it also Rake Yahn who enjoys the suttle words "suck cock".

Codek · #66 07-05-2004, 07:57 PM

That's not comedy.

THIS, is comedy.

Sekto Springs · #67 07-05-2004, 08:02 PM

AAAhahaaha! Boring is his name. Oh god that is just beyond the borders of hilarity. How I envy those blessed with a stunning ignorance of the "real" world. Oh sad times are these.

*guffawing* BORING!! AAAAHAHAHAAA!

Codek · #68 07-05-2004, 08:25 PM

"Boring Business Systems - Office Products, furniture, copiers and computers." Well they certainly are boring.

The worst thing is, it abbreviates to BBS.

Sekto Springs · #69 07-05-2004, 08:29 PM

Oh the coagulation of boredom and sore fingers that is the business slave. Spoiling all the best abbreviations with their business crapola. I said before and I'll say it again (and probly again in the near future), Sad times are these.

Codek · #70 07-05-2004, 08:33 PM

I've noticed you've picked up the habit of forming your sentances like Yoda. Instead of "These are sad times", it's "Sad times are these". The only way you could get closer to Yoda, is if you arranged it as "Sad times, these are".

Seriously, what's the reason for it? I don't mean offense but, is it to sound more "intelligent"? Or serious?

oddguy · #71 07-05-2004, 08:37 PM

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EDIT: It seems Codek's lovely description of his feelings for that site was edited out. Good thing I copied it and saved it.

Ooooh! I wanna see!

Anyway, that site lead me to tampax.com and this ugly person getting their nipples sucked...I need'nt say how annoying that is. It speaks for itself.

-guy,odd

Codek · #72 07-05-2004, 08:43 PM

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Ooooh! I wanna see!

Anyway, that site lead me to tampax.com and this ugly person getting their nipples sucked...I need'nt say how annoying that is. It speaks for itself.

-guy,odd

Ugly person getting their nipples sucked? What?

Uh... ok...

Can you give us the link? Because I went to tampax.com and all I saw was information about tampons.

oddguy · #73 07-05-2004, 09:00 PM

Oh...that pic wasn't on the Tampax website. Click "Living with Style" and it leads you to the horrible pic.

Enter at your own risk!

http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/

-oddguy

Codek · #74 07-05-2004, 09:02 PM

Oh I see.

Yeah that forum is really shit.

But on a flipside note, my eek emoticon looks teh r0x0r.

Sekto Springs · #75 07-05-2004, 09:04 PM

Hey! 50% off sex-jelly with free shipping/handling if you order within 5 minutes. Can't beat an offer like that!

oddguy · #76 07-05-2004, 09:04 PM

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But on a flipside note, my eek emoticon looks teh r0x0r.

Yes...it emotes what I feel very accurately.

-oddguy

<--How I feel.

Codek · #77 07-05-2004, 09:10 PM

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Hey! 50% off sex-jelly with free shipping/handling if you order within 5 minutes. Can't beat an offer like that!

I'd buy it just to make a website on the various uses of love-lube. (non sexual uses)

Sekto Springs · #78 07-05-2004, 09:12 PM

Yep. it's great for greasing up the fan-housing of lawn mower motors. Aswell as drawing funny faces on tinted windows.

Codek · #79 07-05-2004, 09:15 PM

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Yep. it's great for greasing up the fan-housing of lawn mower motors. Aswell as drawing funny faces on tinted windows.

What about flywheel bearings and hair dress?

Sekto Springs · #80 07-05-2004, 09:17 PM

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What about flywheel bearings and hair dress?

Yeah, that too. It's also a good cooking grease if you're out of pam.

Codek · #81 07-05-2004, 09:19 PM

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Yeah, that too. It's also a good cooking grease if you're out of pam.

Must make the food taste a bit funny though. It would be good if you had a party of swingers because nobody would notice.

I wonder if it burns. If it does, and you could some how increase the viscousity of the jelly to a thin liquid and put it in a car fuel tank, it would probably make some very amusing noises and smells.

SeaRex · #82 07-06-2004, 06:44 AM

Well... whatever. I thought some of it was funny.

Granted, Weekend Web isn't a very good section. I just thought it would fit in considering Codek had already posted a diabolically incoherent forum. Besides, I didn't post the site for insightful commentary, I posted it for the ridiculous forum topics.

And I hope you learned your lesson, Oddguy. You never EVER click a link in an article on that website.

Oddfan · #83 07-06-2004, 06:54 AM

most annoying conversation prbly would be this thread, either that my mom and a three year old talking about how they couldn't live in a doll house cause it would be too small. f****** annoying, I was trying to watch two and a half men and they were giggling about the door being to small to fit in, I h8 everyone in my family and alot of other random ppl too.

TheRaisin · #84 07-06-2004, 12:04 PM

...You were trying to watch two and a half men?

I'm not even going to touch that one.

oddguy · #85 07-06-2004, 12:13 PM

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And I hope you learned your lesson, Oddguy. You never EVER click a link in an article on that website.

Lesson learned!

Anyway, I think the site you posted served it's purpose...it was annoying. Yay!

-oddguy

Statikk HDM · #86 07-06-2004, 01:14 PM

Two and a half Men is an award-winning show, you make it sound like oddfan was watching nude cricoed men with a midget.

TheRaisin · #87 07-07-2004, 08:52 PM

What's it about?

oddguy · #88 07-07-2004, 10:41 PM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/two_and_a_half_men/

-oddguy

Codek · #89 07-07-2004, 10:43 PM

A gay couple and a child?

Controversial show.

oddguy · #90 07-07-2004, 10:47 PM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/two_and...en/about.shtml

Yes...this one works better.

By the by, I don't watch the show...just have heard of it.

-oddguy