Greetings!

[Varrok]

You're wrongly assuming I take any sort of pride in saying you're wrong. It saddens me that you see the world through the lenses of irrationality. I don't think I'm superior than you. I just cling to what's real and works. You're being irrational and overly emotional, which is a bad thing, and will lead you further to anything resembling scientific truth.

Assuming that I'd have to be physicist to say "False until proven true". It's not exactly false for sure, but rather incredibly implausible, to the point it's not worth talking about. It's not impossible. It also isn't impossible that Munch's handprint would appear on our moon tomorrow's night. It's just implausible enough that you can safely assume it's not true. Well, unless you've noticed and scientifically documented gigantic drill drones from OWI hovering around the moon.

I'm not making the rules here. It's not "It's right, because I'm saying it". I'm just following them, because they work. Unlike superstition.

[RoryF]

what if, MA, the alternate reality was that you were reborn as teddy bear? then you are literally varrok, questioning yourself everyday because you shouldnt exist

ever thought about that? or are you too billy basic to understand my levels of deep philosophy get totally rumbled

[MA]

You're wrongly assuming I take any sort of pride in saying you're wrong. It saddens me that you see the world through the lenses of irrationality.

shut the fuck up, that isn't the case at all and if you make any more insinuations that my mental health has something to do with my opinion on this bullwank then i will fucking mark your face, i shit you not. i'm not a child. shut the fuck up. you have no idea. be quiet. and don't fucking patronize me by saying it "saddens you" you fucking ignorant wanker, seriously if you do that again i will fucking flip. i don't want your useless pity. i'm not trying to sound like a tough guy but holy shit you are really fucking pushing my buttons right now. don't try to make out i'm a fucking loon just to add more weight to your fucking pathetic one-sentence-galore argument and disparage mine, you little rat.

I don't think I'm superior than you. I just cling to what's real and works.

are you fucking deluded? do you realize there always have been and always will be instances in science where something that doesn't seem 'real' or doesn't work at the time of discovery and research etc later becomes very useful and forms it's own breakthroughs? do you know how fucking science works? they thought the Earth was fucking flat once upon a time, i'm sure there were pricks like you back then saying exactly the same thing about the planet not being spherical too because it doesn't seem 'real' and doesn't 'work'. kind of a cliche example, but whatever it fits.

You're being irrational and overly emotional, which is a bad thing, and will lead you further to anything resembling scientific truth.

no i'm not, stop playing the fucking emotion card you underhanded fucking stoat. just because i swear and come out with bizarre OTT examples DOESN'T MEAN I'M PISSED BUT I AM NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

but thanks 4 tha tip dik ed

Assuming that I'd have to be physicist to say "False until proven true". It's not exactly false for sure, but rather incredibly implausible, to the point it's not worth talking about. It's not impossible. It also isn't impossible that Munch's handprint would appear on our moon tomorrow's night. It's just implausible enough that you can safely assume it's not true. Well, unless you've noticed and scientifically documented gigantic drill drones from OWI hovering around the moon.

ollololol varrok you are so funny drills lol. good one rolf. you got me man. you got me good. i'm dead. you shot me in the heart. i'm dead now.

saying LOL ELVIS MIGHT BURST THROUGH MY BEDROOM DOOR IN A MINUTES isn't really on the same level as like altering time and alternate realities and shit, is it really Varrok? no, it's not. i'm pretty sure i fucking went over that with the whole Santa example with Nep. you're a fucking stupid cunt, varrok. seriously. either grow up or stop being retarded or fucking kill yourself, please. you're wasting the human genome and every time you make your dumb unfunny jokes about shit i said and yet amazingly still manage to miss the fucking point (THE POINT BEING ALTERNATE FUCKING UNIVERSES ARE NOT ON THE SAME PAR AS THE BOOGEYMAN YOU FUCKING OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY RAN OUT OF FUCKING STUPID SHITE TO CALL YOU STFU) i can feel myself losing yet more faith in you flesh-frames altogether.

I'm not making the rules here. It's not "It's right, because I'm saying it". I'm just following them, because they work. Unlike superstition.

i'll repeat, do you fucking understand the concept of science? like to further us as a race in every means possible? do you realize sometimes that involves bending or breaking said glorious rules that you obviously worship? and that sometimes all it takes is doing something completely spontaneous and random that all predictions say won't work and all of a sudden HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

tons of fucking shit has been worked out through science that originated as an accident, or a previously-thought failed experiment, which would technically go against 'the rulez'. stop sucking off the fucking rules you peripheral cunt. and you have the fucking nerve to say i see the world through lenses of 'irrationality' or whatever fucking flowery prose you wanked out, when you are the one stood rigidly leaning against the rule book saying "nope, doesn't say that in the rules. sorry. not buying it. sorry. not true."

AND IT'S NOT SUPERSTITION YOU DUMB FUCKING CUM GUZZLER SUPERSTITION IS ABOUT NOT OPENING UMBRELLAS INDOORS AND AVOIDING BLACK CATS AND CARRYING AROUND LUCKY CHARMS FOR 'GOOD LUCK' NOT ALTERNATE FUCKING UNIVERSES AND TIME TRAVEL

TIME TRAVEL IS NOT A SUPERSTITION

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND NOW SHITSTICK

UR A KING OF FUCKING SCIENZE U GENIUS

[Vlam]

You're right, MA: there must an alternate universe where your life isn't a failure.

[MA]

why aren't you fucking dead yet? hasn't that cancer eaten away at you enough yet? what the fuck is going on is there any way i can accelerate the fucking process you twofaced donkey cunt?

NOW THIS IS SCIENTS

[Mr. Bungle]

What a great welcoming thread

[Varrok]

I struggle to find any other forums with greeting threads like this.

[RoryF]

varrok how would you like to welcomed like a bitch?

[Varrok]

Rory, MA already does his best to make me feel bad, don't make it worse

[RoryF]

come here you lil

[Nepsotic]

You guys are arguing about the stupidest fucking shit

[RoryF]

nah cos if we were we'd be arguing about you init


EDIT: roasted

[MA]

You guys are arguing about the stupidest fucking shit

and you definitely aren't above that kind of shit, my friend, so don't even fucking go there with your "you guys are dum and i'm smart for calling you out on being so dumb".

believe it or not time travel isn't fucking stupid, and it isn't a superstition. when people keep repeating that it is even though you keep correcting them about it and giving fucking evidence, well, what the fuck do you expect to happen? i'm not fucking patience on a monument.get it through your thick fucking skulls. a crude form of time travel is possible like, right now. it isn't impossble, and it isn't a fucking superstition, and if you think it is then you're more fucking deluded than i am.

and if certain people hadn't implied my worldview was just relative to how fucking batshit i am in a really condescending way and acted so fucking superior then it wouldn't have got half as bad.

and stop making me fucking explain shit you tart.

[Vlam]

Are you having a mental breakdown or something?

[Sybil Ant]

http://www.collective-evolution.com/...l-is-possible/ blep

[RoryF]

reminds me of timesplitters


ITS TIME TO SPLIT

[MA]

Are you having a mental breakdown or something?

already had one, more than once. i honestly can't remember how many exactly but i'd say it's happened more times than i care to think about. to be fair it's pretty hard to keep track of anything when you suffer from recurrent psychotic episodes, you shitty ignoramus.

also lol is that the best you can come up with? i've heard it all Vlam, some of it even from medical staff, and i've heard much worse shit coming from fellow madmen in the form of jokes.

try again u kunt.

[Vlam]

Ah, you have a condition. I see.

[MA]

do you see me fucking your mother, Vlam? do you see that? she has a condition too, but she's in pretty good condition, considering.

[Nepsotic]

and you definitely aren't above that kind of shit, my friend, so don't even fucking go there with your "you guys are dum and i'm smart for calling you out on being so dumb".

believe it or not time travel isn't fucking stupid, and it isn't a superstition. when people keep repeating that it is even though you keep correcting them about it and giving fucking evidence, well, what the fuck do you expect to happen? i'm not fucking patience on a monument.get it through your thick fucking skulls. a crude form of time travel is possible like, right now. it isn't impossble, and it isn't a fucking superstition, and if you think it is then you're more fucking deluded than i am.

and if certain people hadn't implied my worldview was just relative to how fucking batshit i am in a really condescending way and acted so fucking superior then it wouldn't have got half as bad.

and stop making me fucking explain shit you tart.

Jesus Christ, I made a light hearted jab at all of you for going off on such a weird tangent, you don't have to take it personally.

I never even mentioned time travel but for the record it's totally not possible right now and may never be

[Sybil Ant]

MA, take a breath, man. <3

Just remember SP. It's all okay.

[kapteeni13]

More than 1000+ fuck words given in this page. Not enough shit.
Scrolling that whole thing would have took week on Android without "Find in Page" function. Cheety as i am.

Time travel sceince!

[RoryF]

i cant look at sybils link cos im on my phone but are the particles literally going back in time or what? tldr and i will give you 50 pence

i ask because time never "slows down" when you travel fast, your observations and shit are altered so that everything else is slow to you

yes i am being incredibly picky but its interesting so why not

[Nepsotic]

actually I wasn't trying to wind you up, I watched a Brian Cox documentary on it and it's something to do with this thing called a light cone or whatever

If you're that volatile you had a breakdown over such a tiny thing you should probably take a break from the internet

[Vlam]

Or a break from time traveling.

[Nepsotic]

:/

[Varrok]

[Xorlidyr]

Welcome to Finland.

[Xavier]

MA, I know you're upset but you can simply not behave like this on here.

EDIT:

MA,

You have been banned, I've sent you my mail, you can contact me there when you want to discuss this.

Everybody else,

I'm closing this thread, feel free to start an new thread to discuss time travel / reincarnation in the Off Topic.