Suicide

[T-nex]

I dunno... I accept STM... specially after he's shown signs of being willing to listen to us

*pats STM and gives him a treat*

[Bullet Magnet]

August is STM Condescension Month.

[T-nex]

The best kind of month.

[Phylum]

I like Movember.

[STM]

^_^ Naww, this public display of affection....it makes me queasy. Seriously I love you guys. Even Wings.

[Ridg3]

Am I the only person who actually never minded him?

[MA]

fuck that cunt.

in the most heart-warming way possible.

[STM]

I'd rather you didn't MA.

Any way please let's not have a who likes Scrabtrapman thread because I doubt I'll like the outcome, can we get back on topic please?

[T-nex]

i dont even know if there is a topic anymore x_x

[Wings of Fire]

I would say 'This should have been a blog', but that would be tasteless.

So yeah.

This should have been a blog.

[Sekto Springs]

That was my thought from the beginning. I was wondering why nobody said that on the first page.

[MA]

Any way please let's not have a who likes Scrabtrapman thread because I doubt I'll like the outcome

whoa man, plenty of people enjoy your presence, you're a part of the forums. i just find it difficult to be nice. i either want to kill someone or have sex with them, there's no middle ground.

[STM]

But I thought your downstairs secreted acidic enzymes? Or did you get that treated?

Also...thanks.

[Wings of Fire]

I may not like you very much, but you're definitely a part of this forum and that's more important.

We should change this to the group hug thread or something.

[Laser]

This still could be about suicide...mass suicide for when we all realise the futility of trying to convince ourselves that strangers on the internet value our opinions/actually care.

I vote all jumping off a cliff, thoughts?

[Wings of Fire]

You first.

[Daxter King]

I'll go with you, Laser. On the count of 3.

1

[MeechCrunchies]

2

[Bullet Magnet]

3!



...There he goes.

[Ridg3]

*Infracts*

[enchilado]

1

EDIT: goddamn you speedy shits.

[MA]

Ench you fucking slow-coach, rigamortis would have set in by now.

[Pilot]

fuck that cunt.

in the most heart-warming way possible.

Aww, MA you're such a sweet cunt.

[Laser]

WHat happened? Did you all pussy out?

Thank God I can still move my fingers at the bottom of this cliff with a broken back and my phone survived the fall (some how). I can now give you all a good telling off!

[T-nex]

This still could be about suicide...mass suicide for when we all realise the futility of trying to convince ourselves that strangers on the internet value our opinions/actually care.

I vote all jumping off a cliff, thoughts?

But but but!! .... I care :3

[STM]

So, we're not doing it because of the infidel?

[Bullet Magnet]

Which one?

[Dixanadu]

This is getting morbid.

I think it's time I cracked out some disgusting jokes to lighten the mood.

[STM]

Which one?

That one.

[OANST]

I missed a suicide thread, eh?

I really have no advice to give. The level of despair necessary for a person to want to die drowns out all rational thought. It's almost impossible to truly take into account the pain that it would cause other people. Also, it takes a certain level of selfishness to come to that decision in the first place, so that makes it even harder to get through to the person. I don't even know why I'm replying to this, to be honest. I have no idea what anyone could possibly do or say to make someone who truly wants to die change their mind.

I guess I can say this. Time dulls the pain. I won't tell you that life gets better. It may not. Or it may. But the individual pains that you are experiencing will eventually fade.