~+[Wars of the Art III: The Cold War]+~

[Splat]

Rosemary is good at spotting the weaknesses of her enemies (just wait 'til she deals with that eraser).
Noob weakness; deep down inside, they just wanna be loved.



She's no fighter; she's a lover...
Uh, kinda.

[Oddey]

I cannot wait to see Rosemary deal with my eraser. I don't even have a weakness in mind myself.

[MeechMunchie]

AAAH! Moves too quickly! I still haven't finished my engagement with Blue Star! Josh, apparently you never read WOTAII:

[Splat]

Ahoy.



I'd just like to say that the only reason I did super noob twice was 'cus of his grudge match with the super eraser earlier.
But he looks so happy, it's like bombing a puppy! (I hate puppies.)

[Grieva]

multi kill (possibly, who knows who actually breathes )
couldnt resist the little musical pun in there

[MeechMunchie]

WEDGIE!

[Grieva]

whoa MM!, there are lines you don't cross in war,
that was one, this is another mwahahahahaha

[Josh]

I guess nobody told you why he is called Blue STAR


TAKE THAT YOU CRAB!

[Oddey]

I think my eraser usually hovers, but that was too awesome an attack to ignore. And what font is that?

[Splat]

it's 'grinched'. Glad you liked

[Dryadri]

Nobody traps TS in cement! :O It brought you to the void for your punishment.

[Phylum]

Light is an obvious weaakness.

[Splat]

Dryadri, that is awesome Gonna have to think of a plan to attack it/her(?).

[Grieva]

I expect you to die

[enchilado]

SHABBAM

[Grieva]

"It proves you exist so therefore you don't, QED"

[enchilado]

Darwin's theory on the origin of species proves to be correct, and WONDER-GOD is transformed into WONDER-APE!

[Hulaabeo]

Bah! Screw deactivating the Bomb! Noob hacks to get his ways!

[Carnix]

Have you been waiting?
Wait no longer.
Your proud WOTA2 veterans have returned for another year of colourful awesome in the form of what have been scientifically described as
*pause for suspense*

FUZZY MESSES!

New to the war? Give up now! Men and gods have tried and failed to stop the obsession but the truth is; if you've not fallen in love with them, you soon will do.

Brothers of artistic combat, fathers of the old ways, and newbies alike,

I give you;

THE RETURN OF THE PURPLE-FUZZY-MESS-WITH-RED-EYES AND THE GREEN-FUZZY-MESS-WITH-ORANGE-EYES!!!!!!!!!

Somewhere on the outskirts of nowhere in particular, 1964
The fuzzy-messes' immortal substance has allowed them to survive the nuclear winter. However, the final explosion scattered particles of fuzzy-mess across the globe, most of which froze in ice, incapable of reforming for unknown and un-replicable reasons. But the new light of a new era but probably not a new sun now shines bright in the sky and the fuzzy-messes have escaped their icy tombs and brought themselves life once again.
But for a duo so meant to be, is a life alone really a life?

[Josh]

Carnix, I have read part of WOTAII and I can say this:

YOUR GUYS ARE AWESOME!

Prepare for an ass whoopin'.

[Splat]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[MeechMunchie]

LOL HAX

Gordon should be warned that the cherries are controlled as easily as the rest of TC's body.

[Grieva]

So TC just pushed Gordons replacement balls out through the top of his skull? twisted

lol at ench's last strips also

[Josh]

He wanted friendship. It wanted to taste the purple gas.


I said ass whoopin', but nobody in that comic has an ass (BS is an androgynite, he has no genitals)

[dripik]

One proper comeback Carnix, good to see you again. I might as well join in too now. Reintroducing MicroD!

MicroD, naturally aware that President UltraSafe possessed the means of turning the world into a nuclear winter, took precautionary measures and constructed a fallout shelter while battling other combatants (yes, even when he was swallowed by that dragon along with Purple Fuzzy, Spud, Safe and the Stickman). It was there where he managed to survive the catastrophy, while preparing himself for the harsh conditions outside, should he ever return to the surface...



Yes, winter coat and an ushanka. I might provide a full-size version of him, but I'd rather see how you all draw him.

[Splat]

Quickie!

[Carnix]

The amount of blue things that treat the messes as gasses is shameful.


What do we think of the experimental layout?

[MeechMunchie]

Beaten to it...

[Josh]

Both of those were awesome.

[MeechMunchie]

Let's just assume both MicroD and TrifleC are beneath Ultrasfe. Snow is too soft to allow sun-bouncing, so...



*Tin-opener noise*