Hey, I'm Moot

[Xorlidyr]

I am still too 17 to be 18+.
I am still capable of giving love even to those, who do not wish to be loved.

[Alf Shall Rise]

From my experience, every board thats not /a/, /b/, /pol/, or anything revolving around porn isn't that bad

You still get the occasional shitshow from time to time but it's not even remotely as bad as it was 5 or 10 years ago

I've heard /v/ can get pretty shitty too but still produces some pretty funny shit here and there.

Speaking of porn, I was so glad when they made a safe for work GIF board. It took me all of one visit to /gif/ to realize that it wasn't worth scrolling through dozens of porn threads to find a single non-porn one.

[Slog Bait]

/v/ is bad but it's bad in the same sense most online multiplayer games are. Everyone will accuse you of being 12 years old, and if you post anything relating to a mainstream or popular game you'll get screeched at for not using /vg/. It's still really tame compared to the aformentioned boards.

The last time I looked at /b/ there was this guy asking about the validity of jewish people as people. Most people called out the troll but then it ended up a 5 hour long thread seriously contemplating whether or not you were an actual person if you were jewish. What a riot.

[Vlam]

Moots, there are lots of cyberbullies on OWF.

[Moot]

Moots, there are lots of cyberbullies on OWF.

Well, I hope none of them take my lunch money.

[Nepsotic]

No but we will take your virginity <3

[Nate]

I'm starting to think that Xorlidyr might be a product of my worsening schizophrenia. His posts just seem to appear in the middle of threads with no rhyme nor reason, and no-one else seems to acknowledge they exist.

The last time I looked at /b/ there was this guy asking about the validity of jewish people as people. Most people called out the troll but then it ended up a 5 hour long thread seriously contemplating whether or not you were an actual person if you were jewish. What a riot.

Wait... what? Did he think we were all holograms?

[Varrok]

I'm starting to think that Xorlidyr might be a product of my worsening schizophrenia. His posts just seem to appear in the middle of threads with no rhyme nor reason, and no-one else seems to acknowledge they exist.

I confirm Xorlidyr exists.

Unless you don't think I really exist...

In that case, expect a riot in your brain.

[Crashpunk]

Well, I hope none of them take my lunch money.

Yes! A member who can take a joke without getting all pissy about it!

With that response, you've officially become a member of the OWF. Welcome!

[Moot]

Yes! A member who can take a joke without getting all pissy about it!

With that response, you've officially become a member of the OWF. Welcome!

Do I get a complementary bath towel or something?

No but we will take your virginity <3

Please, take my sweet, sweet innocence.

Edit: These fuzzle emoji's are literally the dopest shit ever.

[Nepsotic]

The next step to becoming a proper member of the club is to never ever use them. Good luck, prospect.

[Xorlidyr]

Do I get a complementary bath towel or something?

You may use my silky hair.

[Nepsotic]

Can we get rid of Gishy please

[Varrok]

Though he's acting weirdly and uncomfortable, he's not breaking any rules.

[Vlam]

Can we get rid of Gishy please

You're acting like a terrorist with him.

[Nepsotic]

allahu vlambar

[MA]

Gishy gushes. it's what he does. it's a Gishygush.

[Xorlidyr]

Gushes of love for you at any time (when I am online and not asleep, sorry for that).

[Nepsotic]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who is tired of this.

[Havoc]

Moot? As in, the point?

[Nepsotic]

I think Varrok made that joke 2 pages ago.

[Moot]

Moot? As in, the point?

Moot as in a gathering. I'm specifically named after the King's moot, praise be Euron.

But seriously, I'll abuse the moot-point joke really hard, so be prepared!