Oddworld Songs

[Carnix]

Here's another! It should be easy to tell but for those idiots out there this is changed from 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS' by queen.

I‘m a mudokon

I've been a slave
For many years
I've been a’ scrubbing
And drinking soul storm beers
Caught sneaking out
With soul storm brew
I've had my share of sligs kicking in my face
But I've come through

I’m a mudokon - my friends
And I’ll keep on chanting - till the end
I’m a mudokon
I’m a mudokon
No time for glukkons
'Cause I’m a mudokon - of oddworld

I'm now on the run
From all glukkon kind
I’ve been running and running for a very very very long time
I hate them all

It has been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the mudokon race
And I ain't gonna lose

Won and won and won
I’m a mudokon - my friends
And I’ll keep on chanting - till the end
I’m a mudokon
I’m a mudokon
No time for glukkons
'Cause I’m a mudokon - of oddworld


I’m a mudokon - my friends
And I’ll keep on chanting - till the end
I’m a mudokon
I’m a mudokon
No time for glukkons
'Cause I’m a mudokon


(don't ask why the text at the bottom looks different because i don't know)

[Bullet Magnet]

Major props for using a Queen song! Champion-mudokon was a great rewrite!

[scrab queen]

WOOHOO!!! We need more. I would start creating stuff because I am very much in the mood right now, but because of me moving to a new state, I am now in school in the middle of august. So yeah. Up this late on a school night with no homework done? Not good. I think I'll fake sick, just like the good old days...

[Berri]

Scrab queen! why do you want to know about oddworld songs anyway when you can listen to them on the oddworld website?

[Carnix]

Sorry if it's offensive but I really have to say this.... N00B! You obviously have no idea what this thread is about. I guarantee that you will find none of these songs on the official oddworld website because all of them were made by us, us being the members of OWF. Tell me if I'm wrong, but I doubt it.

[scrab queen]

OT /randomness

omg!! A NOOB!!! c'mere!! *gets net and captures* I shall now live up to the occupation in my profile. First lesson: READ THE WHOLE DAMN THREAD BEFORE POSTING!! and no questioning the queen. you shall now get eaten by a predalien flood-metroid riding an omega scrab. suffering builds character.

XP don't worry, everytime I post in a new forum I always make that mistake, and then get mauled by a fan-made creature mix. you'll get used to it...

[Berri]

I'd like to see that happen

[Friendly Slig]

Hehe, nice job everyone, I liked the songs

This popped in my mind while listening to the song "Tourniquet", by Evanescence
I hope you like it

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*can't think of any title.. name it as you wish*


I tried to kill one Slig
but only came more
(It started that day)
I will die
so I'm running
holding my breath
they will beat me

I am dying, not playing
bleeding, while screaming
Am I too late, to save them?
Am I too late?

Oddworld
My Mudokons
Return to me the slaves now
Soul Storm
The Mudokons
Return to me my brothers

Hey muds, remember me?
lost for so long
will you be on the good, my side
or let Molluck now kill me?

I am dying, tired
falling and screaming
Am I too late, to save them?
Am I too late?


Soul storm
the brewerey
Return to me the slaves now
Soul Storm
My Mudokons
Return to me my brothers

(I AM GOING TO DIE!!)

Soul storm
the brewerey
Return to me the slaves now
Soul Storm
My Mudokons
Return to me my brothers

The muds, fooled me and left
I am sorry, guys.. I couldn't do it right
They'll kill me tonight
bye
Mudokons.. good bye my friends


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Hehh, I think the end was little bit sad..
I hope you enjoyed it, anyway

(Please excuse my grammer, I tried my best)

[Oddey]

These are all good and i made one but instead i posted it on my own thread. You can read it if you want.
And i just want to say oddjob everyone!

[Bullet Magnet]

Nice, FS. Sounds like the bad ending!

[Fil The Slig]

The great mighty Abe (Poo)
Mee,Mee,Mee,Mee......
I am the Great Mighty Abe and i'm goin' to throw my Meep at you!
A huge supply of Meep,come from my Meep Farm,how about some scat ya little twat!
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Do you really think you can just shit in here,you dont seem to know wich hut your'e in! SoulStorm is the everything that makes it thru my rear!
How'd ya think i keep this lovely rear! (Shows his very ugly un-washed rear)
Have some more Caviar!!!
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Now i'm really getting rather mad your'e like a niggly ziggly shitty little fuzzle!
When i knock ya out with all my gab im goin' to take head and ram it up my rear!
Your rear?
My Rear!
Your Rear?
That's right my rear!
Eeeww!!!
My rear,MY REAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Glukinator]

My Name Is Dripik (My Name Is Jonas)

My name is Dripik
Got a bottle of your brew
make sure you don't sip it
It won't tast as good

Come sit next to me
Get yourself a fleech
Just like Mullock made
When he ran out of scrab cakes
Things were better then
To bad now he's dead
"Kill the muds", he said
But he was sick in the head

FeCo train left right on time
The ticket costs only a dime
The driver said, "Hey, man, now it's 10 mulah"
Of course we weren't willing pay

My name is Mullock
Got a platter of scrab cakes
We're fresh out of gabbiar
But soon we'll have more, we'll have more
Tell me what to make
I'll see if it's in stock
Do we have paramite pies?
Sure as I'm Mullock

Slaves are escaping
Won't do land scaping
Abe is on the loose
Looks like we are screwed

Mudokons are goin' home
Mudokons are goin' home
Mudokons are goin' home
Mudokons are goin' home
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

My name is Dripik

[Carnix]

Well thread necromancy is frowned apon so much nowadays I feel that I should put in some effort to make this one a success.
And thus, success:

Blew Up Ruptur Farms (Fire and Flames - Dragonforce)
There once was a meat farm, where there worked a young mud slave
In Ruptur Farms' brutality he slaved there day past day
One day when working late, he heard of Molluck's evil feat
He heard of how the Glukkons planned to turn him into meat

He had to get outta there, and save his fellow mud-slaves too
Although he had no chance in hell that's what he had to do
So he ventured forth against the sligs that shot him as he'd run
He didnt stop until Ruptur Farms was gone

And he destroyed Ruptur Farms, and devistated Glukkon kind
With that one explosion, left his slavery behind
He stared up at the moon for, on it was marked his paw
And the paw of each mud he had saved

But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day
That this blue mudukon had his fun
The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say
And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on

Of course Abe was captured, but the lightning cracked the sky
As Big Face and the other muds began to chant on high
Molluck was struck right down by the might as the lightning hit his heart
And the age of freedom for every slave was then about to start

But then Abe did dream of ghosts who seemed to have some ghastly news
The Glukkons using mud bones to make booze

And so Abe set out again to rescue more mudokon kind
Wondering into exodduss it's time to have more fun
Deep inside our mud did find, that the slaves were made blind
So he destroyed this place just like the other one

But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day
That this blue mudukon had his fun
The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say
And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on

And thus Abe stands with their blood on his hands
He fought so hard now can you understand
He'd beat every fucking Glukkon he possibly could
For the freedom of every mud

But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day
That this blue mudukon had his fun
The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say
And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on

[Fil The Slig]

The Slig Song:
Iv'e had a little Sliggy,I captured him up one day!I used my annoing voice,so Sliggy and i play!But one day we were playing,my sliggy's gun broke out,my sliggy was enraged,and then he turned on me!Sliggy,Sliggy,Sliggy!He shot right in my heart!Sliggy,Sliggy,Sliggy!We played and now im dead!

[AlexFili]

Every slig is sacred
Every slig is great
If a slig is wasted
Odd gets quite irate

Every slig is wanted
Every slig is good
Every slig is needed
In your neighborhood

[AlexFili]

If I were a Slig
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And pick up my own rifle and go

Drink Brew with the guys
And chase after Muds
I'd kick in whoever I wanted
And I'd never get arrested for it
Cause they stick up for me

If I were a Slig
I think I could understand
How it feels to beat a Mud
I swear I'd be a better Slig
I'd beat them up more
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the Brew you wanted
When they're taking all your moolah
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a Slig
I would turn off my radio
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was working so late

I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that Brew'd be waiting,
Waiting for me to come home, to come home.

If I were a Slig
I think I could understand
How it feels to beat a Mud
I swear I'd be a better Slig
I'd beat them up more
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the Brew you wanted
When they're taking all your moolah
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to fight back
Say it's just a mistake,
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would stop beatin' you
You thought wrong

But you're just a Slig
You don't understand
And you don't understand, ohhhh
How it feels to beat a Mud
Someday you wish you were a better Slig
You don't listen to Muds
You don't care if it hurts
Until you lose the Brew you wanted
When they're taking all your moolah
And everything you had got destroyed

But you're just a Slig

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Sorry if it doesn't quite go together in parts, but I think the lyrics actually map somewhat closely.

[MA]

RAZE ME.
(LAZY).

Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy
Ooh don’t you wanna raze me?

I’m crazy when I sell
And I’m crazy when I say
‘Will you just drop dead!’ or
‘Get the hell out of my way!’

I’m crazy when I’m walking
I’m crazy when I glare
I’m crazy when I’m smoking
And I’m crazy when I dare.

Open up my purse
Moths come rushing out
I’m not spending my moolah on anything
Or nout.

Wouldn’t it be great
It would clear the deck
If I had some arms so
I could wring Abe’s bloody neck.

Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy
Ooh don’t you wanna raze me?

Well some gluks have got moolah
And some gluks have good suits
Some gluks have a business
And some gluks have rich roots.

Now, imagine Abe was strung up
Imagine he was dead
Imagine he was rid of
And Mudos was to be bled.

No tears are falling from my eyes
I’m taking Mudos for a ride
Now don’t you wanna work for me?
I’m crazy as a gluk can be.

Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy
Ooh don’t you wanna raze me?

If only sligs were brainy
If only they were smart
If only they could capture
Muds quick off the mark.

If only muds were stupid
If only they were dim
If only they were slow
Then industry would win.

No tears are falling from my eyes
I’m taking Mudos for a ride
Now don’t you wanna work for me?
I’m crazy as a gluk can be.

Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy
Ooh don’t you wanna raze me?

Crazy when I manage
Crazy when I sell
I’ll probably be crazy
When I’m burning in hell.

I’m crazy in the morning
I’m crazy with my luck
Crazy morning crazy noontime crazy crazy gluk.

Hard work
Hard play
Hard keeping that
Abe at bay

Bad times
Bad luck
So crazy I almost suck
(slurp)

Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy
Ooh don’t you wanna raze me?

Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy
Ooh don’t you wanna raze me?

[abe619]

rob oddie - skillya (Rob Zombie - Dragula)

mud , i am the slig , steppin' on the slugs , pissin' off my mates , hittin' the muds
mud , i am the sky , watchin' scrabs howl , while they slowly turn , fillin' the bowls

Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!
Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!

mud , i am the vykers , spreading from joshkrz , odd and want u kneel , nowhere as u bleed
mud , i am the splat , postin' from a new flat , so floodin' is bad , and is always banned

Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!
Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!

do it baby do it baby

do it baby do it baby

BURN LIKE AN ELUM!!

mud , i am the life dig into the skin , knuckle-crack the bone , 21 to win
mud , i am the slog , hound of hell you gluk , devil on your blue guy , i can never die

Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!
Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!

do it baby do it baby

do it baby do it baby

BURN LIKE AN ELUM!!

Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!
Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!

Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA!

i know it kinda sucks , but it took 2 hours to write , also ppl try to revive this thread.

mud , i am the life ,

[Dryadri]

Rofl! These are all fantastic xD I think Glukinator's 'I'm Gonna Kill Him is my favourite at the moment.

[Crashpunk]

LOL Carnix's one the best!

[Carnix]

This thread got necro'd again? Oh ok I guess I gotta go write another parody.

LOL Carnix's one the best!

More to come. Watch this space...

[abe619]

here is rob zombie - dragula music video for people who don't know him.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...9523554900767#

[enchilado]

I love the Mudflubs,
I love the Oktigi,
I love Meech Munchies
I love Paramite Pie!

I love the Oddworld,
and all its Sniper Wasps!

Boom-de-ah-da! Boom-de-ah-da!
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da...

I love the Thudslugs,
I love Elums and Ratz,
I love the Hint Flies,
I love when Slurgs go splat.

I love the Oddworld,
and all its Oddliness!

Boom-de-ah-da! Boom-de-ah-da!
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da...

I love Chroniclers,
I love the Meeps and things,
I love the Bolamites,
I love the Sligs with wings!

I love the Oddworld,
and all its Mudokons!

Boom-de-ah-da! Boom-de-ah-da!
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da...

I love my destiny,
(I didn't even knew)
I love Rupturefarms,
I love the Soulstorm Brew!

I love the Oddworld,
and all its explosions!

BOOM-de-ah-da! BOOM-de-ah-da!
BOOM-de-ah-da! BOOM-de-ah-da!

BOOM-de-ah-da! BOOM-de-ah-da!
BOOM-de-ah-da, BOOM-de-ah-da...

~"I Love the World" copyright the Recovery Channel
Enchilado

[Carnix]

If anyone noticed I'm sorry for the false start. This was finished days ago I just found it difficult to get time to type it up (Copy+paste in this form is apparently a no-no).
Well here it is, so if you've been waiting; wait no longer!
If you haven't been waiting; go away, start waiting, come back in an hour, then wait no longer!

Crunchcrunchcrunch (Crushcrushcrush - Paramore)

I got a song re-write for you
Boy, I got a song re-write
It's about a mud whose skin looks blue to me
Running around
And it makes no sense at all

They'll turn you into food
Use your bones to make brew
To make cash
How about that
They'll round up all your friends
They're just meat in the end
They cry out
How about that

Crunch
Crunch
Crunch
Crunch, crunch
Meat grinder!

There's only one thing
That has a hope in hell now
Just the one thing
Now they're all counting on
Will he survive this?
Or is he just another?
Our saviour is
Him

Now you gotta help him in this game
So come on, help him, just play
'Cause he's just another life that's pending
And they'll take him out now if you don't guide him

They'll turn you into food
Use your bones to make brew
To make cash
How about that
They'll round up all your friends
They're just meat in the end
They cry out
How about that

Crunch
Crunch
Crunch
Crunch, crunch
Meat grinder!

There's only one thing
That has a hope in hell now
Just the one thing
Now they're all counting on
Will he survive this?
Or is he just another?
Our saviour is
Him now!

Run and hide, boy
You will find, boy
You're all alone now
There's no-body can save you now
Run and hide, boy (Abe!)
You will find, boy
You're all alone now
There's no-body can save you nowRun and hide, boy
You will find, boy
You're all alone now
How'd he make it out alive, how??

There's only one thing
That has a hope in hell now
Just the one thing
Now they're all counting on
Will he survive this?
Or is he just another?
Our saviour is
Fuck, no!

There's only one thing
That has a hope in hell now
Just the one thing
Now they're all counting on
Will he survive this?
Or is he just another?
Our saviour is
It is him

[abe619]

Time to revive an era. :P
Note: I'm sleepy and tired from all the studying (physics mostly, I love it but man is it tiring), So be a bit forgiving will ya?

System of an Odd - Chop Muds! (System of a Down - Chop Suey!)

*Verse*

Wake up!
Grab a gun and beat some muds up!
Grind 'em, Don't drink all the brew up!
Why did you leave the fuzzles up on the table?
Here you go kill another mudokon!

(You wanted to)
Grab a gun and beat some muds up!
(You wanted to)
Grind 'em, Don't drink all the brew up!
(You wanted to)
Why did you leave the fuzzles up on the table?
(You wanted to)

*Chorus*

Oh I don't know how to.
Save.
Them.
They're gonna commit suicide.

I.
Cry.
When Muds deserve to Die!!!

*Repeat verse, then repeat chorus twice.*

*Bridge*
Vykker!
(Gabbiar!)
Scrubber!
(Brother!)
Vykker!
(Gabbiar!)
Scrubber!
(Brother!)

Brother onto your hands.
I channel our spirits.
Brother onto your hands, Why can't you save them all...
From the Glukks.
Save them all...
From the Slogs.
Save them all...
From the Guns.
Save them all.

*Repeat chorus twice*