Things that a Glukkon would never say

[Bullet Magnet]

I ain't got no home, ain't got no shoes
Ain't got no money, ain't got no class
Ain't got no skirts, ain't got no sweater
Ain't got no perfume, ain't got no bed
Ain't got no mind,

Ain't got no mother, ain't got no culture
Ain't got no friends, ain't got no schoolin'
Ain't got no love, ain't got no name
Ain't got no ticket, ain't got no token
Ain't got no god

And what have I got?
Why am I alive anyway?
Yeah what have I got?
nobody can take away?...

Got my hair, got my head
Got my brains, got my ears
Got my eyes, got my nose
Got my mouth, I got my smile

I got my tongue, got my chin
Got my neck, got my boobies
Got my heart, got my soul
Got my back, I got my sex

I got my arms, got my hands, got my fingers,
Got my legs, got my feet, got my toes,
Got my liver, got my blood..

I've got life,
I've got my freedom
I've got life
I've got life
And I am gonna keep it
I've got life
and nobody's gonna take it away
I've got life!

[Andrelvis]

I can see them saying that

Lol, yeah, but not in a Rehab & Tea

[MA]

right, lets go to the second hand suit shop.

that is a classic song BM.

[MeechMunchie]

'Man, those meat saws are a real health hazard. We should either get rid of them or actually use them to chop some meat. I mean, what's the H+S guy gonna say? Looks like I picked rhe wrong week to quit smoking.'

[Crashpunk]

Molluck singing "Still Alive"
THE SCRAB CAKE IS A LIE!

[joshkrz]

"Do It!"

[Crashpunk]

erm no glukkons do say that

[joshkrz]

erm no glukkons do say that

... only havin a laf

[Crashpunk]

Whats a Laf? Oh Laugh... ok

[joshkrz]

Whats a Laf? Oh Laugh... ok

!

[Chocolate Hunter]

"Can I give you a hand?"
"Soulstorm brew? God, no, you shouldn't drink that stuff, it'll kill ya."
"Do you know what I think will be good for marketing? Fair trade."

[drag0nbane442]

I will NOT give all my moolah to drag0nbane442.

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[Andrelvis]

"Can I give you a hand?"

Lol!

[AlexFili]

Imagine a hall full of Glukkons, "Let's give them a round of applause!"
(nothing happens)

That 'fair trade' quote reminds me of this one from Sin City;
"An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade."
(sorry, I know it's not oddworld related)

[Crashpunk]

Imagine a hall full of Glukkons, "Let's give them a round of applause!"
(nothing happens)

Epic

[JayDee]

"you are what you eat"

[abe is now!]

"Why can't I have sex?? *sigh*"

[mr.odd]

Who needs Moolah when you got friends, now if only i could find some.

[AlexFili]

"Okay, who's the wise guy who bought a Clapper instead of a light-switch?!"

[joshkrz]

"Okay, who's the wise guy who bought a Clapper instead of a light-switch?!"

hahaha that would be such a good prank

[Chronicler]

How are you?

[mr.odd]

would you be so kind as in to open that door for me please.

[Fil The Slig]

That's Doctor Barber! He's not scary. He's just awesome.

The Misadventures of,FLAPJAAAAACK!

[Mac Sirloin]

"I must require a small economy car or possibly a pocket bike to maintain my stock of credit cards as I do not wish to carry around unnecessary legal tender with which I may be tempted into purchasing gaudy clothing."

[AlexFili]

Glukkon in an elevator; (presses the floor button with his face)

[MA]

have one of my cigars.

EDIT: thats got me AlexFili, i keep laughing.

[mr.odd]

I think i will play some base ball, i'm up to bat.

[IAMGIYGASIAMHAPPY]

I got one:


"Hey,why don't we stop giving out Big Bro Sligs steroids?"

[Sanssouci]

"I cook your bread in about 3 minutes"
"Don't put a fork in me without unplugging me"

[NelspikeTX]

"Here boy!"
"How do I Run Jump?"
"I think I should get into a gym, maybe it will make my back better, I wont' need to bounce that much... Ah, yeah, maybe get some muscles, my arms do kinda need it."
"MY ARM PITS ARE FILLED WITH HAIR! THEY SMELL!"