Corrupt a wish thread!

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Granted but they soon get so big they explode

I wish I was a glockstar

Why would they get big and explode...? Oh well.

You lose all of your money on a gabbiar can.

I wish I could motivate myself to try and write the next chapter of my Mary-sueXStranger fic.

[Slig 7665]

Granted but you write it all crappy and mess it all up

I wish I had exploeding fart's.

[Gabiar]

Granted, but you forget to walk away from one.

I wish i was a fly.

[Slig 7665]

Granted but you get chrushed by me

I wish I chould turn into shryskul

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

You zap everybody around you.

I wish the videos on youtube would load faster on my computer.

[Slig 7665]

Video's on youtube stop loading alltogether
I wish I chould open bird portal's

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

You go through one and find yourself in a pit full of fleeches...Or fleeches start coming through.

I wish I could dance.

[6-finger-fred]

Granted. But now you must do the hustle for all eternity for the entertainment of a homosexual prison escapee with a PeN0rz the size of your leg.

I wish that my corruption didn't make me throw up a little.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Granted. But now you must do the hustle for all eternity for the entertainment of a homosexual prison escapee with a PeN0rz the size of your leg.

I wish that my corruption didn't make me throw up a little.

I don't get it, what's the hustle?

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorro.

[6-finger-fred]

I don't get it, what's the hustle?

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorro.

(The hustle is an old 70's dance. )

Granted. You get hit by a train that you wouldn't have if you had gone to school.

I wish I hadn't left the forums back in the day and just stayed around. I missed this place

[Chubfish]

Granted. You stay and get banned. Somehow...

I wish I had the universe under the my control and no one could do anything about it and the wish I made was corrupt-proof. That should do it...

[Arxryl]

Well, in creating the wish that is corrupt proof you automatically lose the privelige of making the wish in the first place as it can't be corrupted and you are left with your hopes and dreams instead.



I wish that Slurp was a real 13 story tall, 10 ton giant monster and couldn't/wouldn't kill me, my family, or my friends... anyone else is fine.

[Daxter King]

Slurp goes to kill the Earth, and in directly kills you in the process.

I wish that I was a Pirate of the Carribean.

[Arxryl]

Well everything is sailing smoothly until Davy Jones catches you under Lord Cutler Beckett's orders and you are hung at the gallows... sad way to die eh?




I wish for millions of wishes.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

They all get corrupted.

I wish I could electrocute people through the internet that I feel like harming.

[OANST]

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and electrocute yourself while reading your own pathetic fanfictions.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. Cause that is what I'd really like to be.

[Arxryl]

Granted. I need not corrupt that wish, just don't go around any hungry kids.




I wish wishes couldn't be corrupted.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and electrocute yourself while reading your own pathetic fanfictions.

Awesome, I can electrocute myself, and become more emo than I am right now. I fail.

Your wish gets corrupted.

I wish I could set stuff on fire.

[OANST]

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and set yourself on fire while reading your own pathetic fanfictions.

I wish I wasn't so awesome. I am just too awesome.

[Abeguy]

You get hit by somebody who wouldn't of hit you if you were awesome

I wish I was uber uber populah!!!

[OANST]

granted. You become so popular that you are murdered in your sleep by your jealous parents.

I wish anti-semites would sit down for a moment and think about how Jesus was a jew.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and set yourself on fire while reading your own pathetic fanfictions.

You just repeated what you said but added fire powers.

...Uhhhh...Jews become the master race on Earth and all gentiles are exterminated!

I wish I could blow up the things I looked at.

[OANST]

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for own good and blow yourself up while looking in a mirror after reading your own pathetic fanfictions.

I wish flowers were as horny as I am.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for own good and blow yourself up while looking in a mirror after reading your own pathetic fanfictions.

I wish flowers were as horny as I am.

Wow, you really want me to die in pain....Boom.

Flowers overpopulate the world and...Uhh, we all die because we can't move from the amount of plants! Well, that sucked.

I wish I could blow up something that wasn't myself.

[OANST]

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and blow up your own pathetic fanfictions. You die in the resulting explosion.


I wish that I could do what i do without ever going poo.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and blow up your own pathetic fanfictions. You die in the resulting explosion.


I wish that I could do what i do without ever going poo.

How tragic...

You explode because your poo is never disposed of and it builds up inside of you...Or you butt swells to the size of Sams egg sack.

I wish I could turn into a dog.

[OANST]

Granted. However, you can't become human again.


I wish that I could leap tall buildings in a single bound. Or, at least small picnic tables.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

You leap into an airoplane and die.

I wish I could blow up oanst instead of destroying myself in a freak accident.

[OANST]

Your wish is denied.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Awww...

I wish I could draw properly with a tablet.