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05-05-2006, 10:52 PM
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jarrados 14 cut him some slack, he could be a late starter.

I will agree with him though, i'm not saying i'm in love or anything, but doing it with the one girl u like for who she is beats out jessica alba any day.
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05-06-2006, 01:05 AM
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So now 14 years old is regarded late to lose your virginity. I hate to be an old fogey, but Good grief!
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No nate, its acceptable to loose your virginity whatever age you are it would seem. I'm nearly 17 and I'm still a virgin and will likely be for another year or so.

Anyway, for something to relive, definitely the 4 days I spent with Rexy last month. The times I spent with her were easily the happiest times in my life. Too bad they were snatched away...
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God you're old. :P Nearly 17!? Bloody hell. *Gives walking stick* Off to the geriatric ward me thinks.

And stop being so emo, they were fun times. ^_^ *Meanie*

I would definately want to relive My holiday last year with my parents. It was awesome.

Or last year when I performed "Our Day Out" with my Drama Class. That was so amazing, I became really close to alot of people in my class after that.

Maybe even relive my first boyfriend from year 8, young love is so cute. ^_^

Oh yeah, and maybe the days I spent with Rich. They were bearable.

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A couple of things...

1. The creating of Midhouse,
I would like to just not set so many people in Midhouse like I did back then.
It turned out horrible and now its all busted up.
Only 17 of my best friends got together some time ago.
We said that we dont need about 200 people we can do it with 40.
So we send everyone away, And I hope that it now goes like I wishes.
Our site is up soon...

2. The day ive bought my Xbox360, It broke down, I had it modded so no guarantee, so ive bought a new one.
Dont know what to do with the other...
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I don't know how I managed not to come up with it before, but Thailand. Despite the annoying people I was lumbered with, and despite all of its horrors, Thailand's still in my fondest memories. I'd love to go back, and I'd love to relive it over again.
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Hmm, I'd really like to re-live the time I spent on Aruba and Curacao. Maybe bring some people along. Wow, what an experience, swam with dolphins, got my divers license (yes, DIVERS, not DRIVERS), beautiful white bitches, I mean, beaches, and an Azuric blue sea.

Also, I'd like to re-live the last few years @ my former school. Met so many new friends.
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Hmm, I'd really like to re-live the time I spent on Aruba and Curacao. Maybe bring some people along. Wow, what an experience, swam with dolphins, got my divers license (yes, DIVERS, not DRIVERS), beautiful white bitches, I mean, beaches, and an Azuric blue sea.

Also, I'd like to re-live the last few years @ my former school. Met so many new friends.
Dude, that is SO fake.

...I mean, the bitches beaches thing. If you really wanted to correct it, you would have just erased it.

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Bleh, it was MEANT to be fake. No really, it was. You had to spend a whole post to it? :P
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jarrados 14 cut him some slack, he could be a late starter.

I will agree with him though, i'm not saying i'm in love or anything, but doing it with the one girl u like for who she is beats out jessica alba any day.
Having sex with a skeleton beats Jessica Alba any fucking day.

I agree with the love thing, there are too many promiscuous infants out there these days... Well, 14 and up infants.
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I don't necessarily see that as being a negative thing. Everyone's different, and we all learn different things at different ages.

You have to learn about sex at one stage or another. Speaking on behalf of myself, I can't see the damage of having sex at an early age. I was first sexually active at either 13 or 14, and I've developed into what I consider a mature stance on sexual activity.

However, I think below 12 months is pushing it

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Okay, to clarify myself: I don't think any particular age is too young for sex. It depends on the individual. But I think 14 is to young an age for a person to be described as a late starter. I think the average (varies from country to country) is 16-18.

Back on topic: there's lots of moments of my US trip that I'd relive for various reasons.

Niagara falls was a damn exciting day. Wish I hadn't had to rush off quite so quickly.
The days preceding and following I'd relive so that I wouldn't miss quite so many plane flights and miss out on so much sleep.
I'd rethink my romantic interest towards on or two individuals whom I now see were unworthy and direct my attention at one particular friend who I only realised I cared about a couple of days before I left.
My first night in SLO was pretty intense, exploring the town that was to become my home for the next six months and finally getting to see the old OWI headquarters. The only thing I'd change is to redo it six months earlier.

There's more but they'll have to wait for another date. Even the 'spin the bottle' story...
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Well, I'm relieved that the average is 16-18! *scoffs*
Oddness gracious...Oh, I long for the good old days where less that 50% of teenagers were active.

I'm PROUD of being an old fogey!!! *coughnatecough*
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1:The time I shoplifted. Worst thing I ever did.
2: Excommunicating myself during doctrine class. I wish I would have waited a month to do it quietly out of school. Its very akward for people to try to convert you and talk shit about your lack of faith 24/7
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7: Calling a friend's girlfriend a chink because she cut me in line and made a dig about my jean shorts. That didn't go over so well with the girls and Joe.
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I can't believe no-one has said this yet: I lost my virginity to my hand.
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Heh, in that case, my hand took my virginity away :P. I have been hand-de-virginised...
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I think everyone took my last post the wrong way. I was just pointing out that when you get into ur teens the first thing on your mind should be where's my first root coming from. I never actually went the whole way until I was 16.

Anyway on this subject my little 15 year old nephew was telling me he got his first at the movies in the second row because you can put the seats down and lie on it, and noone sits near there so you don't get caught. To be honest I never thought of it like that but it makes sense. He then went on to say that as the movie got louder in parts she got more tense.

I was mildly impressed by all this and asked him why she broke up with him. Apparently she rocked up to this party to find he was getting head off her best friend. lol classic
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I wish I could brag like that. Truth is I've never been in a proper relationship

No one to cheat on

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14? Man, I wasn't even poppin' the porpoise back then.
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Hey! I'm 18 next month, and I've never even had a girlfriend! The closest I've got is the compliment from Rexy I once recieved.

I'm so very lonely.
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Hey! I'm 18 next month, and I've never even had a girlfriend! The closest I've got is the compliment from Rexy I once recieved.

I'm so very lonely.
sweet.

number and ah.....name please
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I'd probably like to re-live my time in Cyprus. Or, go back to when i was 9 and live life from there on. That'd be trés good.

On the topic of underage sex, i'd rather not bend to the liberal view of "any age is a good age" 'cos it's clearly not. Relaxed views on sex are clearly having a detrimental effect on England, and it's this "Oh, we'll just have to educate them" idea that's fanning the flames of our crumbling society.

In fact, a recent case is one where an 11 year old got pregnant and her Mother was "thrilled" that she broke the record for the youngest teen pregnant. Now, if i had my way, i'd build up a few labour camps and quickly throw the parental units in, along with the child after forcing her to sit on an upturned knitting needle and gyrate for a few minutes.

We really need to stop being so liberal. I'd happily live in a country that was a bit more conservative, if it meant cretins didn't have children and criminals were treated as such.

And the people who put such a large emphasis on sex are pathetic and sad individuals, themselves, who'll hopefully contract an STD form of Cancer through their promiscuous and irresponsible way of thinking.

*Cough*

...but yes, Cyprus would be nice.
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I would now like to relive the moment I made that last embarrassing post, and, er, reconsider the action.

Sweet? Was that cyber flirting or pity? And what are you asking for my name for, it's right there on the screen. Hmm. Perhaps it's my name that has been holding me back all these years. I always thought it was a tad unusual…

But seriously, I wouldn't even consider going so far with anyone unless I actually loved her. Otherwise its just tacky and your first time has just been blown on an unmemorable (!) bout of fumbling. I actually talked my friend out of such an encounter with some girl he met, for better or for worse, but he was underage at the time. Or was it nerves, I doubt £10 worth of texting could persuade anyone out of their most powerful instincts alone. It has been said (and I can see the truthfulness) that every human drive, no matter how complex or abstract, can be led to the drive to procreate.

I do attend an all boys' school, for one reason or another. Interestingly there are two full time girls in my year, who came for the courses. My school works with two other nearby schools so that students can visit for lessons not taught at one alone, but to have two full time is unusual, and probably the source of my poor love life, or lack thereof.

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There are many I'd like to live over. The birth of my son...my marriage...the end of my marriage (when I realized I could be happy again) and many many happy days in my life.

Abe related...I'd say the first time I beat the game. I picked up the controller and slammed it down and yelled "Oh yeah! Who's your Momma!?" LOL
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'my marriage...the end of my marriage (when I realized I could be happy again)'

Lol - i sort of wish i was still doing my Myspace quotes thing, 'cos that's rather chuckle-inducing.

I just thought, anytime when i was young! 'cos being a young Queer, you're in your prime. And as soon as you hit your late teens...your prime sort of disappears steadily. Such a shame.
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