"even the, uh, the name is kind of forceful and violating, isn't it Steve?"
"It sure is, Carrie. Bioshock, Biological Shock. It's designed to entrance the child with those big words and shock them into buying it."
"Certainly a frightening concept!"
"And, another thing here, you can see this large, hulking guy on the cover here,"
"Ooh, he certainly doesn't look friendly!"
"Yes, this is the "Big Daddy". He hunts through the corridors, stalking out small girls called "Little Sisters". I'm sure you can understand the undertones."
"I would want to meet him in a dark alley!"
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
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