Mudokon wrestling!

[General Drippik]

No grid! Me and Director Phlegg called it the WMWF! World Mudokon Wrestling Federation!

[AussieAbe]

Yeh and that is the way it is staying.before I get back to the match I would just like to ask what happend to Director phleg.It has been donkeys years since I last heard from him in this forum.And besides Grid I ain't the one who is running Mudokon wrestling.I am just the commentator.General Drippik is running it.

Anyway back to the match.THE DECIDER.The ref has counted 8 but Shane gets up.Rayfax scrambles over to the ropes.Shane going for the gore as Rayfax scurries over to the turnbuckle.Gore but Rayfax ducks.Bam oh Shane is not lookin too good.

Rayfax is being pounded by Shane.A flying elbow drop.Fly kick.Man he is copping an a** kicking.Shane going over to the turnbuckle to get the crowd to cheer.Rayfax distracting the ref .Wait a millenium here comes distruckter with a sledgehammer.Shane going after him with a chair.bam down goes Shane who is out cold.distruckter dragging him into the ring.Rayfax for the pin.1,2,3.Ding ding ding ding.We have a new heavyweight champion Rayfax.

THE NEXT DAY.
Shane o mud finally gets up out of the ring.Knowing that he lost a heavyweight title he goes to a pub and starts driking his head off.

NEXT RAW.
"I say I will take Shane's place in the cage casket match at unforgiven.and I will go in the later match for the tag team titles aswell because If I win both of those matches,I will have all of the titles in the WMWF,"Rayfax says,and copies The Rock "IF YA SMELLLLLL WHAT RAYFAX IS COOKING"

[General Drippik]

Rayfax is a tryhard.

I've made a decision. I commontate no more. Since I am the owner, I shan't commontate. AussieAbe is now permanent commontator! *applause*: fuzzlesmile:

Oh, as for Phlegg, he said something about being banned by his mum or summthn.

[AussieAbe]

Oh well that would explain a few things.And me a perment commentator.***faints*** .

***wakes up*** what the hell. Oh well let's post a new topic to get more people to say something.

One last question that should be on the off topic discussion,What do you think of Nikki Webster.

[Grid]

Sorry! Sorry! It was just a suggestion!


Damn, Shane lost


Anyway, if Aussie Abe does Smackdown will I do Raw?

And finally; Nikki Webster is a frigid (scared of boy contact) flat chested 9 year old tryhard pretending she's fourteen. She looks 9. And her songs suck. I heard an interview on the radio with her, about the gayest song in the world this side of the backstreet boys, strawberry kisses, and she said it wasn't even meant to be real kissing because that might be too *raunchy* for the little ones, lol, they're actually just blow kisses. Pretty funny. How I'd love to throw that little red robot thing that she's in love in off the top of HIAC. Actually that's a good idea!!!

Welcome to Raw is Odd, I'm Shane O Mud, back from my drinking, I feel just a little drowsy, but otherwise completely stuffed, er, okay. Tonight will be very special for all of us, as we are being invaded by a strange creature called Nikki Webster, who makes terrible sounds and doesn't look very good at all. Unfortunately we couldn't catch up withher to book a match, but we found her small robot companion, who is now involved in tonights only event, but a very good one, the entire Organization vs. the robot in a death match!!!

*Robot dude comes out to Strawbery kisses and gets the blue hell booed out of him*
*Federation comes out to huge pop, Bodies plays*
*Shane leaves the commentating desk and joins in the fray*
*Every wrestler beats down on the robot and pulls him apart and places limbs in various places of the ring and do their finishers to him*
*After half an hour the ref declares the wrestlers, the winners*

Feel free to ignore that as part ofd the actual program, just for fun.

[General Drippik]

Yeah grid.

You know, I used to think Aaron Carter was pretty cool. But then I found out, he is in absolute love with that little bitch Nikki Webster!!!!!!!!!!! He probabally had a good time with her in bed or something..

[AussieAbe]

1.I bet there going hard at it right now eh drippik.
2.Grid if you have a wrestler in it wouldn't that be biased.That is what I'd expect.Unless you do other matches apart from The ones that have Shane o mud
3.Why in the blue hell do you like shane o mac.I mean He is trying to take over the WWF.Or are you a WCW/ECW fan.
4.To add to what grid has just said.
Oh and Nikki webster has brang down other people who sound like a person scraping their nails on a blckboard.Oh no Mike brady oh and Redgum.Oh no the worst of all time has just came out."This is Australia Calling".No it can't be.No not John Williamson.No No Noooooooooooooooooo.

(PS:I only did John williamson because of what Full Frontal Thought of him.I tend to like a few of his songs).
HEE HEE HEE.
And no it can not be.THE INVASION.
A sneak preview(General drippik and Director phlegg I will need to use your other Wrestling federation and one my one is in but My one won't be in it.This Is HUGE)
Here comes the brigade from the WSMW.They enter the ring with the Singing least sensations.And wait here comes our lot.C'mon we'll take you's all on.

Later that night.That matches unfold.Justin Storm is in the ring."I would like to go in against Rayfax your champ with both titles on the line.The winner will basically be the messiah of both federations because at invasion,The winner of most of the matches wins.If we win we take over your federation,If you win,well we will keep on coming at ya untill you guys lose your federation.Untill you guys can somehow pull something out of your ass's and get rid of us."I accept your challenge.I will take both titles.THAT IS THE END OF RAW MORE MATCHES TO COME ON SMACKDOWN.

(General drippik and Director phlegg,you have all rights to object to this and i will just stop this and get on track with just the singer take over)

[General Drippik]

Yeah, that's a cool idea. I posted before to this and it didn't come up!!!!!

[AussieAbe]

Yay then I only need Director Phlegs permission to do this and I will do a new Topic for this.Hey General Drippik,could ya ask DP for me.

[General Drippik]

I would, but he's in Queensland. I'm sure you can. Just go ahead with it anyway.

[AussieAbe]

Where abouts in Queensland.Tell him when he gets back,if he went to the glasshouse mountains,ask him if he went through Caboolture or Woodford.If he went through Woodford Yay
Caboolture Oh dam.
Anywho let us get back to this Invasion.I shall post a new topic.

[General Drippik]

Er, he'll be back, in two weeks...

[General Drippik]

General drippik comes out in person. talks to the muds:

Alright guys, this invasion will change alot of things around here. We have a new addition to our federation, rock hard, and we hope he does alot of damage to the shrykulls. Now, we need to be fighting at full potential, at all times. Because, as you know, the shrykulls have a huge advantage over us; electricity. Now, rock hard, could you come over here for a sec? Now, everyone, I'd like you all to give this man, rock hard, a huge round of applause. *Muds cheer* We will definitely beat these shrykulls with rock hard. And you guys will certainly help him along won't you? Now, rock hard, everyone was expecting you to go back, to your home. What changed your mind? "Well, those shrykulls are a big bunch of bruisers that nobody likes. I am not. Let's see those shrykull asses get kicked!!"

[AussieAbe]

Um it's candy assess

[General Drippik]

General drippik goes out into the ring:

People.... of oddworld. Rock hard came back to our federation for a reason. And that reason, was because he hated the shrykulls of that federation. But he isn't the best wrestler in the federation. No no, I know who the best wrestler is. You all know this wrestler. Though you don't know him as a wrestler. You know him, as the OWNER OF THE WMWF! That's right. Nobody here has seen me wrestle. Although, I have wrestled, and I can wrestle. And I will lead team WMWF, to the ultimate victory over the WSMW! All of you shrykulls out there haven't seen me wrestle. But I can beat your owner, Director Phlegg!
--------------------------------

Later
...........

[molluck2]

name: Kevin Trash
nickname: trashlover
age:0,999
themesong: Kevin and a mud girl sited in a tree...
slogan:i will...wait!...i forgot
coments: not to bright!

[oddling]

Okay, here it goes!

Name:Lucifer

Nickname:Alpha Mud

Age:10 *Thats me age!*

themesong:How many people want to kick some ass

sloganrink your ovaltine!!!! I hate that crap! Tasts like diahrea!Thats why I want you to drink it. Cause I hate you! *Bad slogan*

Signature move:Fire and Ice *Does leg lock, then before they hit the ground he kicks them high in the air, lets them fall, then does bodyslam on them*

Comments:Can smell relly bad after 3 minutes because he wears cheap deoderent.

Oddling l:c l

[General Drippik]

Another antient topic. Geez... Oh well, I might as well commontate this match.

Lucifer electrocutes Kev Trash and kills him. One, Two, Three! Ding ding!

[mitsur]

okay heres mine: (sorry if I'm a little late)

Name:Alex

Nickname:Swift

Age:18

Themesong:The opening song in the begging of FFX(the blitzball game just before Sin attacks)

Signeture move:swift Strike(he goes as fast as lighting and stikes them in the belly

Motto:"whos says slow and steady wins the race?"

[Sal the Mudokon]

Name: Sal

Nickname: Salw (notice the silent W on the end)

Age: 5. Not years... not anything. Just 5.

Themesong: The Baywatch themesong

Signature Move: Dong-Knocker. Sal slowly hubbles up to his superior opponent, points up, and says "Look! Diana Ross! SHE CAN FLY!". When the enemy looks up, Sal gives him/ her a swift kicking in the mommy-daddy buttons. Should his opponent be missing some parts, the shin will do just fine.

Motto: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA!!!!!"

and I'd like to add this...

Finishing Move: the Mexican Ass-Smasher. Sal runs up to opponent who OBVIOUSLY has no chance left and violently rams his ass at them until they die. This can take up to several days, but the results are satisfying.


FEAR THE SAL!!!!
LOATHE THE SAL!!!!
CARESS THE SAL!!!!

BOOOOYA!!!!!!

[Central Gluk 27]

I am the new Aussie Abe GD, I'll do the commentry if you want

[General Drippik]

I'd like to announce the new owner of this organisation ozzie abe central gluk 69 yay yay you can dothe commontating if you like cause i dont want to yay.

[mitsur]

scuse me but can we please start the next match????

[Central Gluk 27]

oh, So I am the new owner, WOW.

Oh Well let's get the main event started on Saturday night Smackdown. Coming up next is a number one contendership match for the heavyweight title between Alex and Sal

Ding Ding ding, the bell sounds and they start off by brawling, Sal gets the upper hand by irish whipping Alex into the ropes, and clotheslines him. Sal starts stomping away at Alex and Sal runs into the ropes and bulldogs Alex. The pin 1,2,.. Kickout, So close too. Sal is going for the mexican ass samsher, his is raming his ass. But wait a minute, Alex is getting up, Alex is pissed off and Sal is coming in to finish him off by running into the ropes for catapult and Alex boots him in the chin. Sal falls to the floor and , oh no, Alex is going for the swift strike. He is running into the ropes to gain speed, He lines him up and Sal slings him down thunderously onto the mat and is going for the chinese burn submission, Will Alex tap out. Remeber, all is on the line here, a shot at the Heavyweight title. The crowd claps and Alex is getting to his feet, he is elbowing Sal, the brawl is happening, But Sal is fighting back again. He is going for the Five Star Frog Splash, and he hits it. the pin 1,2,.. Kickout, Alex ain't giving up. Sal stomps away and goes for the rollup 1,2, wait Alex has reversed the rollup 1,2,..3 ding ding ding. Alex wins this historic fight and goes to Winterslam to fight the heavyweight title holder Sergio Antonis

Meanwhile Sal faces Lucifier for the interworld Championship belt. And other macthes Tomorrow night on Raw

Oh I can't wait. ****Raw theme plays****

Welcome, we are here in Woop Woop Australia, here to bring you this live broadcast. "If ya smell, What CG, Is cooking" Oh my god, It is the new owner Central Gluk 27, I wonder what he has to say. "Well, tonight is the new beggining, Tonight we introduce new titles. The InterWorld title(similar to the intercontinentle), The Hardcore Title, The Tag Team Titles are going to be on the line, and Back From injury, Sergio Antonis. Welcome back Sergio ***FFX Plays*** Wait, It is Alex, The number one contender for the title at winterslam. "You Know, I want that heavyweight title, To show that I am the best. I am going to take you apart, Like when I beat Sal, I waited till he was weak then I hit him hard and took him apart becaus Who Says slow and steady, wins the race
***My generation plays*** It's Sergio, back from injury. "That is a lie because I don't get weak, I stay strong and the only thing that is going to be weak is you at Winterslam when I give you the 2 handed Chokeslam So I were you, I'd Pump Up" wait Alex is brawling with Sergio, "woah woah woah woah WOAH, Wait till Winterslam. To welcome you back from injury, I am putting you Sergio, in the main event tonight in a triple threat match against Kevin Trash and the veteran Odd Rancor, But since you're not a cruiser weight, Only if Kevin Trash wins, he gets the cruiser weight title, otherwise it does not change hands IF YA SMELL WHAT CG IS COOKING,". Woah, A huge main event here tonight.


I will post more when I am on next, Which is now since nobody posted so I am going to have to edit.



The Hardcore title between Umbra and Mexola is underway and Mexola immediatly picks up the trash can and thumps Umbra with it. Mexola with the singapore can and whacks Umbra in the head with it. Mexola rolls Umbra up 1,2,3. Mexola is the hardcore champion.

***BACKSTAGE*** Mexola is walking around and wait a minute, that's flaming ray, the ex cruiserweight title holder has hit Mexola with a cricket bat. He pins and a ref comes and slaps 1,2,3. Flaming ray is the new hardcore champion. (boy this is going to be one big post so someone please, post. oh wait, someone did, oh well, lets continue).

Next is the interworld championship match between Sal and Lucifier. Next post

[Sal the Mudokon]

Cough... cough... just one more thing...

Lucifer ain't gonna know what hit him!!! And if I win that... there's always those little birds flying back...

Boooya!!


*dies*

[mitsur]

O yeah!Alex shall be the champ!*the blitz ball music in the begging starts*

[oddling]

Umm.....booya?

Oddling l:c l

[Sal the Mudokon]

*cough* ...yes... boooya... *cough*
*dies again*

[Central Gluk 27]

We are back here on Raw and Sal will be taking on Lucifier to see who will be crowned the first ever interworld champion.

***the baywatch theme hits*** it's sal, who is pumped up and ready to take this title. Oh wait, with no music, down comes lucifier and hits sal from behind.Lucifier, outside the ring is taking it to Sal. Reminding you that the hasn't started yet cause they haven't been in the ring yet so they can do what they want. And Lucifier with the chair now and BAM, right on the back of Sal, and again, and again. Oh no, he is reaching for the sledgehammer now. Sal is slowly getting up and wait, Sal has flying dropkicked the sledgehammer into Lucifiers face. They both are struggling to get up and get to the ring and Sal does so. DING DING DING the match has started. The ref begins the count on Lucifier 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.. and Lucifier gets into the ring and as he is crawling into the ring, Sal massively kicks Lucifier in the head. I don't think Lucifier is concious. Sal drags him into the middle of the ring and pins him 1,2,.. Shoulder Up. Sal is going for, oh no, the Five Star Frog Splash. And he rolls out of the way leaving Sal to be massively hurt. The ref begins the count as the are both lying on the floor 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and both get up and Lucifier does the spear on Sal. Lucifier Going for the Fire and Ice, and he hits it. the rollup 1,2,.. It has been reversed 1,2,.. kick out. Man this is a good match. As lucifier gets up and puts him in a figure 4 leg lock. Will Sal tap. He Has...... got to the ropes. Lucifier is stomping away on his back. Sal, grabs his foot as He is coming down to stomp, and puts him in an Ankle Lock. Will Lucifier tap this time. He has..... TAPPED OUT SAL WINS. "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND FIRST EVER INTERWORLD CHAMPION, SAL THE MUDOKON, and I'd have to say he earned that and ***IF YA SMELL, WHAT CG, IS COOKING PLAYS*** and it is the boss. "Since you guys had such a good and entertaining match, I have decided at WinterSlam, Lucifier gets a rematch,". Sal agrees and they all walk off.

***BACKSTAGE IN ALEX'S LOCKER ROOM, SEGIO AND CG WALK IN*** "YOU RUINED MY BIG RETURN, YOU BASTARD" segio says. "And if you ruin tonights main event by even getting in the ring, you will re put your shot at the title on the line against Sal and the Bigface next week on SMACKDOWN," CG says. "Don't worry, I won't be in the ring," Alex says and Segio says as he is walking out "maybe I might have a big return in my main event by winning it,".



***My generation Plays and the crowd cheers*** It's Segio
***Kevin and Mud, sitting in the tree plays*** and it is Kevin and Rancor just runs to the ring with his two titles(one cruiser weight and half Tag) and him and Kevin turn to each other and they gang up on Sergio and THAT has backfired because Sergio has put them in a chockslam position and they both kick him in the nuts as Segio lays there squarming. Kevin starts brawling with Odd Rancor now and kevin has the upper hand as he slings him over the ropes and Segio is up and puts him in a two handed chokeslam position and he is ready to do it and ***Blitz Ball music Plays*** Oh no, It's Alex. He is coming down and he is SITTING AT RINGSIDE. That has distracted Sergio as he leans his face over the ropes to trash talk to him and Wait, Alex has smashed him with a chair, right on the nogin and Kevin goes for the rollup 1,2,3, DING DING DING DING "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, KEVIN" and Alex has the microphone looking down at Sergio and says "I kept my promise, I never went INTO the ring" as Raw closes.


What did ya think. I'll begin with Smackdown Tomorrow.

[mitsur]

Good job Kevin

Remember,its the blitz ball music from the begging like with the zanerkand abes in the FMV movie