Sex #2

[Leto]

this page is exactly what i didn't want to happen to this thread

[enchilado]

I wonder whose fault that is.


Unless of course you see more posts per page than I do. Or less. I at least see that post as the first on page 3...

[OddjobAbe]

Unless of course you see more posts per page than I do. Or less. I at least see that post as the first on page 3...

Funnily enough, Page 3 is pretty relevant to this topic.

[Havoc]

You know, this place is pretty far gone if people don't even get excited about a sex discussion anymore. Topics like this used to get 5 pages in 3 hours. Now we're struggling to keep it going? Really?

[OddjobAbe]

That may be because we've worn it right out. Especially with all these fucking weird fetishes.

[Havoc]

We can't have covered all of them... just can't.

Have we had necrophilia yet?

[T-nex]

I'm just into sadomasochism :/... YES IM A FREAK I KNOW! ...

Necrophilia? ... Dunno... But undead people can be quite hot.

[OddjobAbe]

What's the technical term for a fetish for leprachauns masturbating into pancake batter?
Get the reference, and you get rep.

[MA]

leprosy?

[Wings of Fire]

I'm a pedovore, apparently.

Discuss.

[Havoc]

A what now? Is that like, a fetish of seeing young children puke?

[OddjobAbe]

leprosy?

Nothing to do with diseases. It was a reference to Father Oblivion by Frank Zappa. I'd have kept it going, but I really can't be arsed.

[T-nex]

NO!! Joe is just a horrible person who likes to *gulp* children.. and then poop them out. Its true!

Edit: He's also a voraphile.

[Havoc]

I keep confusing vore with something else that involves puke and blood and stuff. Oh right, that's gore. Goddamnit.

So you want to eat small children? Who are you, Micheal Jackson?

[Wings of Fire]

Yes ;_;

[T-nex]

I keep confusing vore with something else that involves puke and blood and stuff. Oh right, that's gore. Goddamnit.

So you want to eat small children? Who are you, Micheal Jackson?

No no no. Like swallow them whole. The way Abe61something described it.

[Sekto Springs]

[OddjobAbe]

No no no. Like swallow them whole. The way Abe61something described it.

That was some disturbing shit.

[Wings of Fire]

I DO AN INSIDE JOKE

[enchilado]

Dammit. I was just about to say what it was from.


And if it means he eats children, it should be 'paedovore', as in 'paedophile'.



EDIT: Holy crap, how many people posted!? And it's Abe69er.

[T-nex]

Dammit. I was just about to say what it was from.


And if it means he eats children, it should be 'paedovore', as in 'paedophile'.

GOD I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE ANAL!!!

Anyway... Has anyone here done anal before? :-/ I haven't. The thought disturbs and scares me.

[Sekto Springs]

Mine's better because I made it myself. *middle finger*

[Havoc]

No no no. Like swallow them whole. The way Abe61something described it.

I once saw a furry comic of stuff like that, combined with some fetish of being huge and crushing everything. So one guy swallowed the other guy and then the other guy made himself grow and made the first guy explode. Blood everywhere.

Below were many comments... finding it uber hot. People were actually jerking off to that.

[OddjobAbe]

Anyway... Has anyone here done anal before? :-/ I haven't. The thought disturbs and scares me.

Almost. I pulled out (no pun intended) at the last minute because I didn't want a mucky member, and I have more respect for that person than to do such a thing.

[T-nex]

But it was furry. You should be into that, havoc.

Edit: Dunno. But Anal always disturbs me cos wont there be like 'remains' from the action on the uh... 'member'?

[Wings of Fire]

My answer is also almost, and (Paradoxically, given my earlier exhibitionism on the subject) I do not want to go into detail.

Needless to say it felt nice.

[Havoc]

A mucky member? I can't see how one could get a mucky member from 'almost' doing anal? Please explain?

And I'm trying to get convince my GF to try but she slaps me every time I try >_>;.

[Alcar]

ALL the time.

Alcar...

[OddjobAbe]

A mucky member? I can't see how one could get a mucky member from 'almost' doing anal? Please explain?

What the fuck are you driveling on about? I made myself perfectly clear.

[Sekto Springs]

I don't understand the reservations about anal.
Sanitation? Its not that hard to clean it, I mean really.
Pain? Pain is pleasure.

Life is too short not to use every hole, so bend over and take it like the jailbait you are.