Sorry for the delay, but here is the next chapter! At the bottom, I'll have the new list. Remember, post here, email me (
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Chapter 4: First Signs
The cafeteria was almost cleaned up. Goresplatter had resurrected most of the bodies, and the recently brought-back members had helped cleaned up the mess.
Mitsur was telling Munch all that had happened, while he mopped up a pool of water from a shattered glass, and Munch swept up the shards.
"...and that's how I saved everyone from the explosion." Mitsur finished, and Munch looked up with huge eyes.
"You mean it was all the work of Communist peasents? I never would have guessed!" He exclaimed, as Skillya walked up.
"Hey guys, what's going on?" She asked. But, before Mitsur could speak, Munch explained excitedly.
"Mitsur saved us all from the Communists! He took twenty of them at a time, using his own hands while they had AK-47's! He backflipped, grabbed the first guy by the balls, ripped them off, and started a series of Kung-Fu that made Jackie Chan look like a midget! Then he ate them all alive. Then he killed them. He's frickin' aweome!"
"Did you really? I'm so impressed!" She moved closer.
"Uh, yeah," Mitsur stuttered. "But first I let out a terrifying war cry. You know, to, uh, terrify them first."
"Really? Because it sounded suspiciously like a scream of terror to me," Rexy said, walking over.
"And the Kung Fu looked a lot like vaulting into a bunker to protect yourself," she continued, ignoring Mitsur's frantic gestures telling her to stop talking.
"What I expected..." Skillya said, shaking her head. Then she perked up.
"I suddenly don't care! Who wants to buy a smoothie?"
"Oooo! Me me me me! Pick me! Oooooo!" Scrab Queen said, coming out of nowhere and jumping up and down as if her feet were attached to springs. She looked vaguely like a pink Master Chief, and Mitsur speculated on why two members were so enthustiatic about Halo. She flailed her arms out, almost knocking out Snuzi, who had finally arrived.
"Well, it looks like for once I wasn't involved in the destruction. And I'd be happy for a smoothie, as long as I don't get something too strong and pass out. I'm trying to stop getting knocked out; I heard somewhere it's bad for your health."
"Okay, then! Let's go! You too, Scrab Queen, before you start bouncing into walls." Skillya said, and they all trooped off, Queen giving little yelps of happiness.
"Thanks a bunch, Rexy," Mitsur said glumly.
"No problem." She replied brightly, and skipped off.
By then, the cafeteria had been cleaned. Everyone walked off to do whatever they had been doing before the incident. Arxryl was dragged off, moaning still.
Mitsur brushed some non-existant dust from his clothes, and ambled out of the cafeteria. He waved goodbye to everyone, and opened the door to find Bullet sagged against the opposite wall, asleep. His eyes were puffy and red, and Mitsur felt sorry for him. He kept walking, on the way to his room, and encountered Nemo along the way.
He was furiously scribbling something in a notebook, glancing back and forth every now and then. He looked up, saw Mitsur, and a hungry look came over his face. He dashed up, notebook and pencil poised to write.
"Quick," Nemo said, "I need you to tell me what it's like here! You're writing something, aren't you?! I need some help!"
"What, you think this is some kind of story?" Mitsur said. "This is real life. It's better than any fictional tale. Stop writing, and start living!"
Tears came to Nemo's eyes.
"You're right..." he croaked. He threw the notebook and paper behind him, where they spontaneously combusted. Nemo walked off, sobbing.
As soon as he was gone, Mitsur broke out laughing.
"He actually beleived that? What an idiot..." Mitsur muttered, wiping tears out of the corner of his eyes. He kept walking, and almost ran into Havoc, who appeared from nowhere. His fake whiskers were loose, and he stank of booze and furry fan fiction.
"Yoush ish a mosht beautiful pershon, my lady," Havoc said extravagantly, the slur apparent.
"Riiiiiight..." Mitsur said, backing away slowly. Havoc lunged for him, and grabbed Mitsur's shirt tightly.
"I sheesh them all the time..." Havoc said to him. Mitsur noticed Havoc's eyes were bloodshot.
"Who, Havoc?"
"The...the..."
"What?"
"The...button-pushers..." Havoc said dramatically, and fell to the floor, passed out.
"Who let Havoc get into my liquor cabinet again?" A voice behind Mitsur demanded. He whirled around.
"Oh. Hey, Statikk. I think he got in himself this time. Feel free to search his wallet, but be careful not to get any...er...tiger juice on you. It takes weeks to get off."
"Noted. Now get out of here before anyone sees us talking. Remember what happened in during the Coconut Incident?"
Mitsur nodded profusely, and scampered off.
...Behind him, Statikk HDM found a small, red button in one of Havoc's pockets.
"Ooo! An easy button; I've always wanted one!" Statikk said, and pressed button, expecting a male, confident voice to say, 'That was easy!'
Instead, three doors away, E'l Scrabino's pants disappeared, and a censored box was covering his groin, apparently grown there.
"What the hell!?" He said.
And thus, it began.
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Ooo, scary!
No notes, I think. Sorry to only implement the people in brief parts, but I'll extend everyone's appearance.
Once again, I apologize if you beleive that the chapter is too short; I am aware of this, but I'm spent today. Not really an excuse, though.
The List:
IN THE STORY (in order of appearance):
Havoc
Splat
Mitsur
Wolfpac
Rexy
Alcar
Old and Not So Tasty
SeaRex
Bullet Magnet
Goresplatter
Snuzi
Jordan_Boi
Patrick Vykkers
Arxryl
Seargentbig
Munch's Master
Scrab Queen
Nemo
Statikk HDM
E'l Scrabino
TO BE PLACED:
Dripik
