The Neverending Story -

Rex Tirano · #61 12-05-2005, 05:51 AM

... screeched the banchee. "Whooooooooooooo!" Everyone covered their ears, as Rich [dressed as a leprachaun for the local fancy-dress party] danced a merry jig and exclaimed...

- Rexy

OANST · #62 12-05-2005, 05:53 AM

...that he was the second coming of Hans Kercheek. This caused the multitude to gnash their teeth and curse roses from here to...

Rex Tirano · #63 12-05-2005, 05:58 AM

... Alcar's bed. Luke wept with happiness as the audience applauded him, and graciously smiled and bowed. "I'd like to thank," he began...

- Rexy

Havoc · #64 12-05-2005, 10:06 AM

"My grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand mother for... uh... I dunno..."
And then he just stood there being...

OANST · #65 12-05-2005, 10:52 AM

...so very stupid. So stupid in fact, that the earth spun off of its axis and...

Havoc · #66 12-05-2005, 11:04 AM

...planet earth spun into a diffrent gallaxy just to...

OANST · #67 12-05-2005, 01:35 PM

...the left of the dead rat nebula. This sent the earth directly back to where it started which made everything go back to normal. If by normal you are talking about rapist bunny rabbits who....

SeaRex · #68 12-05-2005, 02:43 PM

:

...so very stupid. So stupid in fact, that the earth spun off of its axis and...

Oh. You are SO banned.

Havoc · #69 12-05-2005, 03:38 PM

(ROFL!)

...raped the apple earlier and...

Cullen Heath · #70 12-05-2005, 03:59 PM

.... Its own mom, and uncle and brother and sister....

used:) · #71 12-05-2005, 04:02 PM

...all noticed that the post count was 69 and were all inspired to engage in an orgy in a tub of...

Havoc · #72 12-05-2005, 05:03 PM

...wood, filled with coca cola and grandma's over their 90's who...

OANST · #73 12-06-2005, 05:29 AM

... pee KY Jelly. As this urine-like substance streaked down their puckered, wrinkled thighs everyone...

Havoc · #74 12-06-2005, 06:07 AM

(You are so disgusting... -_-)

...cleared way and ran away because...

The Dark Mudokon · #75 12-06-2005, 06:22 AM

...the smell was horrible and made everyone's head...

OANST · #76 12-06-2005, 06:56 AM

...turn into a Triceratops. Since their heads now weighed astranomically more than their bodies they were soon forced to...

p.s. I was really hoping someone would take a good look at my last post and see how disgusting it really was. I thought I might vomit after writing it. Thank you, Havok. I really don't know what is wrong with me.

used:) · #77 12-06-2005, 11:31 AM

...crush The Dark Mudokon flat because he is so very very stupid because...

Cullen Heath · #78 12-06-2005, 02:44 PM

.....Used said he was, and after all used is god and everything he says is absolutley true....

Leto · #79 12-06-2005, 05:44 PM

...therefor, Cullen is Mr. Stupifo.

I WIN.

Then...

Kimon · #80 12-06-2005, 06:07 PM

God said w007, and raped cullen just umkuz. *TUNG PHACSE*

And the said monkey was very sad. But nobody knew why. Turned out it was because...

Leto · #81 12-06-2005, 06:15 PM

...TESIV was delayed, making this monkey a 'Very saaaaaad panda'. The UFO's wrote a thank you message in the sky, which was read...

Havoc · #82 12-07-2005, 03:12 AM

...upside down, making half the people on the planet break their necks trying to read what was in the sky when...

Cullen Heath · #83 12-07-2005, 05:08 AM

.......a giant UFO came and let out a nasty nasty gas causing everyone who didnt die by snapping their necks die. "O-no" said the aliens....

OANST · #84 12-07-2005, 05:24 AM

...who were busy defecating in everyones mouths. After their sphintors gave a final tremor and dropped one last squirt of dirty juice into the expecting mouths of the humans they....

Havoc · #85 12-07-2005, 05:53 AM

(DUDE! O.O; )

...killed Old and not so Tasty becouse of his disgusting nature. After which they fed his body to the...

OANST · #86 12-07-2005, 06:21 AM

...angels who purified his spirit while it passed through their bowels. Once he was shat out he became more powerfull than ever! Which still isn't very powerfull but he felt like...

Rex Tirano · #87 12-07-2005, 06:32 AM

... a dancing clown. This way and that he pranced, dancing to the tune of his joyful heart. But, all at once, his magical dancing flute stood to attention and...

- Rexy

OANST · #88 12-07-2005, 06:35 AM

Someone else is going to have to take this one. I am just far too tempted.

Havoc · #89 12-07-2005, 07:22 AM

yea I'm skipping a turn as well... *sits next to OANST waiting* Your still disgusting tho...

OANST · #90 12-07-2005, 07:42 AM

The problem is that she has a boyfriend. Otherwise I'd be more than happy to tell her what she can do with my magical flute that is standing to attention.

(god I hope she's not like 14)