Bits and Pieces III [Post In Here and I'll Ban You]

[Mac Sirloin]

We had to avoid any jokes like that because it was part of our ART ISU.

[Chubfish]

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/cursor10.html Can you get to the stairs?

[Bullet Magnet]

Got to the roof with 188 points.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Bwahaha. I plan veganism.

[abe is now!]

http://www.bastardidentro.it/node/view/29978
http://www.bastardidentro.it/node/view/29977

Enjoy stupid and fucking shit !!!

[Leto]

I would like to enjoy this 'and fucking' you speak of.

Zozo is such a silly boy.

[Chubfish]

http://www.phobialist.com/#A A huge phobia list!!!

[Leto]

Just because I don't want to start another dreaded religion thread with huge debate, I'll paste these in here for they are hilarious!

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache...%3Farchive%3D1

[OANST]

That's a fun link. Lots of good idiocy in there.

[Bullet Magnet]

EDIT: Having read those, I am so glad that the fundies I debate with actually have a brain. Sure, they're basic response is "no it isn't" but at least I did not have to deconstruct that sort of madness, which would be a Herculean task probably requiring Psychiatry, EST, a second pre- and elementary level education and a crash course in science for beginners before they even understood the words of my arguments.

[Wings of Fire]

We really must come up with a final solution to deal with these black-hooded atheists crawling all over the place.

The oldies are always the best.

[Mac Sirloin]

@Super Munch.

Mmmm, Delicious copypasta.

[Hobo]

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache...%3Farchive%3D1

This is my life anyway, and I'm a theist.

[Alcar]

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

I hope to God that quote is in jest because I could not bear to think that there are people that stupid. I wonder if Christians block their ears when a chemistry teacher rambles on about chemical buffers, equilibrium and pH?

I know that every year in my home states' final school examinations, children from strict Christian families or faith schools refuse to answer any questions about evolution. Which is tragic, because usually those questions are worth a good 6 to 8 marks (out of say, 100) - and the examinations are worth 50% of your final grades. Not too mention that these final grades are what get you into University.

Alcar...

[Bullet Magnet]

Fundamentalism of that magnitude is like a contagious mental disorder.

[Laser]

"Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir?
What is your intention, sir?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance?
Will you take me to the dance?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me?
Will you vow to marry me?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Hell no, we won't wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Hell no, we won't wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What's that thing between your legs?" What's that thing between your legs?
"What's that thing between your legs?" said the fair young maiden.

"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child?
What if I should have a child?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if you should go to jail? What if you should go to jail?
What if you should go to jail?" said the fair young maiden.

"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

enjoy!

[moxco]

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[T-nex]

Get an empty can of Pringles! It already has 6 bidders.
Link

[Bullet Magnet]

[Chubfish]

http://www.towerdefence.net/?page=ga...e=Vector%20TDX You can't complete this Tower Defence game at around level 30 something.

[T-nex]

http://www.towerdefence.net/?page=ga...e=Vector%20TDX You can't complete this Tower Defence game at around level 30 something.

Oy... I was so addicted to TD games during christmas and newyear... I think I got almost to lvl 40 .... But that game grows really hard with time.

[Chubfish]

http://www.vectortd.com/ Well there is the original, try beating the Frog map or No Left Turns.

[Bullet Magnet]

[Chubfish]

Lol. Also http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf Try getting to 2000, it gets hard there.

[Havoc]

BM: LOL!!!!!!

[Nate]

One of the most amazing things I've seen in a long time. I would have thought it was CG if I hadn't heard of this from a marine biologist. Essentially it's the same sort of deal as with smoke rings.

That said, I found the music a lot more cheerful before I recognised where it was from.

[Bullet Magnet]

Wow. Just wow.

[mitsur]

Bullet Magnet, that was full pure awesomeness. I appluad you for finding that video.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Lol. Also http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf Try getting to 2000, it gets hard there.

I've played that before Mr. Chubby. Best was 646. :P

[Leto]

@Nates video: Not many things make me go truly 'wtf', but how the fuck did those damn dolphins do that crazy thing? So long and thanks for all the fish indeed. Where was the music from?

These are a mindfuck. Press back on the first one for the most weirdest one.