A1: Well, space monkeys are a very dangerous species. They are known to have big pink teeth and a horrible breath. I suggest you use a wetsuit when approaching a wild space monkey.
A2: You idiot! Don't you know you can't eat dogfood! It's poisonous for people! Sheesh...
A3: I'd buy you a dog so that you could feed it some juicy human-killing-poison-dogfood-stuff... yeah!
Q: What if I get kissed by a rat-faced-butt-ugly-brat, will I be able to kill Bill Gates and steal his money and then rule the world with the helpof the space monkeys?
Q2: Hello.
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Well, you have to kiss G.W. Bush (not sure if he comes under a 'rat-faced-butt-ugly-brat'), then you can kill Mr. Gates physically but he might return in the form of an xbox, you might only get to steal half his money unless you get Bush to donate to moi- LuLu_Fund. Though be wary of the possibility of a very Odd war, you will (like Abe and Munch) be world's number 1 most wanted. In order to rule the world with the help of space monkeys, you need to kiss their ass first... might not be pleasant; they're outta this world.
However, you could avoid that all together using only one other way..... Always say no. (Hope your mom told you that.)
Answer 2:
Hello 2 U and not to me.
Question 1:
Will you marry me?
Question 2:
Why?
Question 3:
What were you doing with that spoon the other day?
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man expects the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by the reasonable man.
No, but there's beer IN the sun, that's how it burns.
Question?
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man expects the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by the reasonable man.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man expects the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by the reasonable man.
They ran away in their vans because they did the worst plumbing job ever. They're replaced by the indians.
Q:
Knock knock (?)
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man expects the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by the reasonable man.
Q: Do you think the color green you see is the same color green I see?
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man expects the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by the reasonable man.
A: No, because you can see black and white... unless you can't.... in which case you are blind altogether.... though you would see just black....
Q: Half-empty or half-full??
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man expects the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by the reasonable man.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man expects the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by the reasonable man.
