The Guru's Revenge

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Yeah, Because of Strangers wrath, I'm trying to put some things in from stranger.

Chunky's gang were shooting and slicing the guards at the temple.
"Biggy! Grunt's fine!" Monty said as he and richy walked out of nowhere.
Grunt came running towards me, and fired at a mud.
Monty came running towards a Tommahawker, squirted the VG 1000 at him, and he burst into pure vomit.
Richy was on all six, jumping on people and biting their heads.
Ziggy was with his bazooka 'rusty' and firing it at muds.
Slug was next to Chunky, firing at muds.
"Move in!" I shouted.
Me, Slug, Grunt, Ziggy, Monty and Richy ran into the temple.
The guru saw us, and stopped.
"Guru, say your last words." I said.
"Ok, I hate you!" He screamed.
He pulled out a grey colored machine gun, and quickly painted it chrome, and fired.
I dodged the bullets, and Grunt looked at me.
"Would you do like to finish our mission?" I asked Grunt.
"It would be a pleasure." Grunt said, smiling.
Grunt pulled out Rusty the bazooka and hit the guru.
He dropped the gun, and stopped.
"You think you could kill me? Ha! You could never kill the great Gur-" The guru stopped, and his bottom jaw dropped off, and his eyes went dark.
Suddenly, there were sparks from his arms, and he blew up, into a million peices and fired off a spectacular fireworks desplay of sparks.
The whole of the Monosaic lines stopped.
The Mudokons stopped fighting, and screamed and ran away.
We had conquered the Monosaic Lines!
I walked up to where the guru had last been, and picked up his chip.
I looked at it one last time, and cracked it into 5.


This is not the end!

[odd chick]

Wow! They actually gave their bazooka a NAME? That was a great chapter, BBS. I got your PM. Are you really going to move this story? It will be a shame to not get to read it on these forums. But I understand your reasons.

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Arrrrrrgggh hell, I'll do it here.

Chunky walked up to me.
"Well, you killed'em!" He laughed.
"No, We killed him!" I said, as I gave the metal robot a hug.
"Well," I said. "We better be going."
I walked off with the remaining slig army and into the forest.

"Something doesn't feel right." Grunt said.
"I'm scared." Said another.
There was a rigid sound of Paramites, and then, the same type of creature that tried to kill Monty apeared, but in an army.
"Brakmaka! Me Grush!" One of the Grushes shouted.
Then, something awful came from behind.
Kakulana.
He was half Bolamite, half mechanicilized.
His legs were a bronze color which were connected by a crowd of gears inside his body.
"You! You tried to kill me! Take one of the vykkers! Now!"
He grabbed the corpse of Timothy.
"Now! Do it!" He screamed.
The Grushes did what they were told, and Kakulana swallowed Timothy.
The grushes fired out of their staffs a red liquid into him.
There was a bang.
There was Kakulana- Well, his shredded skin.
Kakulana was as big as Rupture farms now, and had a stinger and two pincers.
He skidded towards me.
He slipped, and his metal leg hit me.
I fell unconious...

[odd chick]

Kakulana's back!! Yes!! He makes a cool boss. Nice job with this chapter, BBS. But I must say that there is a bit of a similarity to the state of his body and the guru's.

[Biggy Bro Slig]

I woke up.
There, standing above me, was Chunky Fueller.
"Wake up, Biggy Bro Slig!" He screamed.
I got up.
There were sligs being slinged everywhere, and I got a glimpse of Richy flying past me spraying syliva everywhere.
Chunky Fueller lobbed a bomb at a grush with a bow and arrow.
It hit him, and a lowd explosion went off.
Suddenly a huge outlaw came out of the lush green bushes.
"Ralph! You made it!" Chunky said to the outlaw.
"Ralph?" I said.
"Red hot Furnace, the best outlaw I've ever met." Chunky said, as he split open a Grush's neck.
RHF ran towards a grush, slit his throat, and ran towards the next.
"Ralph H. Furnace-" He was cut off by shock as RHF was stabbed by Kakulana's Stinger.
I loaded up Rusty.
"Kakulana! You stop this madness! You've got what you wanted! Now let your army go and you come back to our side." I screamed.
He eyed the bazooka, and then his army.
"Go ahead, kill me. I don't care." He smiled.
"He's onto something." I whispered.
I figured what he was going to do.
I aimed slightly above Kakulana, and he didn't see my move.
He jumped up, the bullet hit him, and the cogs smashed together.
He hit the flor, and the grushes were squashed by his bulk.
I walked towards him.
"No you've got to come with us." I said, as I caught the flying Richy.

[odd chick]

That was great, BBS. I thought it was funny when Richy sprayed drool everywhere when he was thrusted through the air!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

We kept on walking.
Kakulana kept on looking at us.
"My legs are getting tired. Could we jump on your back?" Slug said.
"No-" Kakulana was cut off.
"No, let him get on your back other wise-" He tapped Rusty.
He stopped, let slug get on his back, and his eyes went evil.
We came to a meep.
With a bottle of soul storm brew.
"Oh no." Monty said.
The meep walked towards the bottle, and drank it.
The meep bubbled, and transformed into the meepontosaurus.
Kakulana thought this was a perfect time to escape, kicked Slug off, and ran away.
The Mutant meep spotted him, and zapped Kakulana.
"You want it, don't you?" Kakulana said, as he walked up to the meep.
The meep nodded.
Kakulana sent a flash of web at the meep, but it rejected it by forming a sphere around it.
While Kakulana distracted it, we were sneeking towards it.
Suddenly, the meep turned around, and swallowed us all...

[odd chick]

Another meepontosaurus! This is great! I can tell you had a bit of an influence from the mutant protopet in Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando, am I right? That was a good chapter, BBS. I really enjoyed it!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Well, no, but now I think about it, it's just like it!

Monty, Richey, and slug grabbed the tonsels, until Ziggy knocked them all off.
We all hit the floor.
We heard Sligs screaming.
We looked across.
Stomach acid.
A slig limped towards me out of the Stomach acid.
He had two big holes in his leg, no arm, and a hole burned in his visor.
"Must...get...out...now!" He screamed, as he fell down on the grubby floor.
I picked the slig up, and ran towards Monty.
"Bombs? We need them to get out of here before all the acid burns us!" I said.
"No more bombs. We sold the last of them to a bounty while killing the Guru." Monty said.
"What do we do?" I screamed.
"Then we dig our way out." Monty replied, and pulled out a chainsaw.
He cut one rib off, and stabbed it in the gut.
There was a huge tremble, and blood squirted out.
"You idiot! You hit an artery!" I shouted.
"How was I supposed to know where it was in a Meep?" He screamed. "I don't even know where my own arteries are!"
I checked up on the Acid.
"Hurry up!" I shouted.
Monty cut a square shape in the skin, and into a blinding light.
We hopped out, to find the Meepontosaurus Squirming on the floor.
We looked around, but we couldn't find Kakulana.
He legged it why he had the chance.

[odd chick]

Good chapter, BBS. I'm actually shocked that you didn't think about the protopet when writing that chapter before this one! I guess Monty would not qualify as a surgeon, would he? Keep it up because it's great and funny at times.

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Once again, thanx.

"Gander! Get your filthy green arse over here now!" Syrom said, and looked at the map.
Syrom was the guru's brother, a deformed steef, with only two legs.
He, and his hang of Sumos where taking a holiday away from Mudos, to get away from the battles.
Gander waddled into the steaming Geiser, and screamed.
"You chump! Did you even see the path around it?" Syrom screamed.
"I think he's got no brain." Whispered one of his Mudarchers called Bilo.
Gander's big fat green feet waddled past the geiser, and stood on a fat juicy bug that looked like a beetle.
"Right," He said. "We go this way." He said, as he pointed into the darkness.
The team wondered into the darkness.

"Hey, what's that?" said A weird looking outlaw said with 3 eyes.
Syrom swore, and through a silver dagger with the word 'Scrutter' on it.
He ducked, and said "Scrutter, dear brother. Or otherwise known as the Guru."
The three eyed thing got hit in the stomach, and the group walked up to it.
Syrom picked up the dagger, and picked up a laptop beside the body.
He tiped in a couple of words, and a screen popped up.
"No idea where we are." He said, and dropped the laptop.
They walked into the darker woods...

I just thought about introducing some new characters coming up in the next story, 'Syrom's Retribution'.

[odd chick]

I think that Gander is funny! He seems to be another Richy! Yes!!! The Guru's real name is revealed!! I had no idea that it would be a name like 'Scrutter'! Keep it going!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

"Where the hell is Kakulana?!" I screamed.
"No idea, but we better move on." said slug.

The hot springs and volcanoes made it an unbearable heat.
Monty, slug, grunt ziggy and me were in a hot, bubbling pool.
Richy, however, walked up to a geiser, stood on it, and he went flying up in the air.
Chunky fueller was catching food.
"That's one hell of a firefly!" He said, as a huge golden flying insect came buzzing towards him.
"That's no firefly!" One of his outlaws said.
The creature gave an ultra-sonic whistle, and a swarm of over grown fireflies came buzzing after them.
Ziggy hopped out of the pool, and ran.
So did everyone else.
They chased us up to a volcano.
"One more step, and we're doomed!" A slig screamed.
The fireflies moved foreward.
Monty, unaware of the volcano stepped backwards.
"MONTY!!!!!!!!!!" I cried.
Monty hit the lava...

[odd chick]

Nice chapter, BBS. It was funny when Richy shot up out of the geiser!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

I didn't even think about my self.
I dived in, grabbed Monty, crying for a rope.
Nobody was giving me a rope, due to the fireflies.
I got fed up, and grabbed the side of the volcano.
I through Monty up, and he landed on the ground.
I climbed onto another rock, and slipped.
I hit the lava again, and grabbed another rock.
Eventually got to the top, and collapsed.
My arm was bleeding, my back was burned, and my pants were destroyed.
I looked at Chunky fueller.
He was shooting bombs at the fireflies.
Richy helped Monty up, and he pulled a out a little button.
He pressed it, and a little machine popped out frm the floor.
"Terminate all Fireflies!" It said.
It flashed out a little gun, and the flies dissapeared...

[odd chick]

Well, to be honest, that wasn't one of your best chapters, BBS, but it was ok. To be honest, I've had writer's block myself while writing my R&C fanfic on R&C Files. Overall, it wasn't a bad chapter, though. It was a bit short, but I've had short chapters in my stories too. Keep it up!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

I know, I had to rush it becuase I had to go to the shops.
And besides, I got a bit carried away with a new Oddworld Story I'm writing.

I slithered towards Monty.
"You saved my life." Monty coughed."How could I ever re-pay you?"
"You could start by getting me some pants." I smiled.
Monty grabbed his bag, and pulled out a little box.
He opened the lid, and poured out screws, bolts, and metal.
He quickly whizzed the pants together, and passed them to me.
I jumped in them.
"I think we keep moving." I said.

"What the F*ck do you think you're doing, Gander?" Said the voice of Syrom.
Gander was doing his normal routeen...being an idiot.
Gander was staring at a big button in the side of the wall.
"Big button...must press." Gander said.
His finger reached out and pressed the button.
Suddenly, a huge siren went off.
"Oh Sh*t! Now you've done it!" Shouted Syrom.
Suddenly, 5 big monsters came running down the corridor.
They grabbed the group, and beat them up.

[odd chick]

Now that chapter was much better. Gander is even more dense than Richy! I never thought that anyone could be dumber than Richy!! Keep it up because that chapter was hilarious!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

The snow poured down fast.
"We'll never make it past the storm." Shouted Monty.
"I think we won't even make it a step further." I said.
"Why's that?" Slug asked.
I looked behind us.
There was a huge Tornado spinning as fast as hell.
Suddenly, it froze.
It rumbled, and the ice went smashing everywhere.
Some ice went darting towards a slig.
He dropped dead.
"Run! Quick! Now!" I shouted.
But we couldn't. The snow was piling over mound over mound.
"Need any help?" Said Kakulana bursting out from behind a tree.
"Kakulana! Quick! Get all the sligs on your back!" I shouted.
Eventually all the army was on.
"That Twister's gaining on us!" Shouted Chunky
And it was. It was litterally behind them.
The Twister froze, and shattered again.
A few sligs fell off, and a shard went through his head.
"RICHY!" I said as I shook him.
He just simply said hello.
"That proves there is no Brain in there." I laughed.
"Go faster!" Ziggy shouted.
Suddenly, a slig fell off, and tumbled into the twister.
It froze, with the slig inside.
Then, it shattered, flying frozen peices of slig everywhere.
We came to a Cliff.
A BIG cliff.
Kakulana skidded past it, and jolted right past a couple of Grubs.
Suddenly, we went through a tunnel.
And the Twister went in the tunnel too.
Now that was Frighning.
We went into the darkness...

[Fuzzle Guy]

A freezing Tornado! Mudos must be very cold. Nice chapter

[odd chick]

Wow, I love the freezing tornado idea, BBS. That's something that is unheard of in fanfictions! Great chapter!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

As it got closer, a echoing whisper.
"Feel the Raisin's wrath..." The voice said.
"The raisan! He's trying to kill us! Run Kakulana!" I screamed.
There was a beam of light, and an opening appeared.
Suddenly, a slig fell off.
Ziggy fired a bullet from rusty.
There was a rumble, and the tunnel caved in.
The tornado swirled towards the fallen slig.
The slig limped back towards the rocky caved in wall.
The tornado froze.
The slig relaxed, but not for long.
The tornado shattered, smahing the shards into the slig.
The slig was still alive.
The tornado stopped, and dissapeared.
Meanwhile, back at Kakulana...

Kakulana swirved out into the country-side.
"Woah! Nice driving, Kakky!" I laughed.
Kakulana gave a look at Me, and said "Kakky? Why don't you just call me crap-face!"
I gave a laugh, and jumped of Kakulana.
"Slug! Did you think that was cool or what?! Slug?"
It gave a moment to realise the slig that fell off...it was Slug.
I told Kakulana, and me and Crap-face were off.
We bumbed into the wall.
I got off him, and we started removing the rocks.
I jumped over the top of the rocks, and saw Slug.
There were shards in his hands, and one in his stomach, and blood trickling out.
"Biggy...help me!" He screamed.
I pulled out the shards.
Slug gave a scream, and I picked him up.
I climbed over the rocks, and jumped on Kakulana.
We settled down where the rest of the army were, and we settled down.
"Monty! Can you stitch Slug's stomach up?" I asked Monty.
"No can-do, Biggy, my case got crushed back there." He pointed at the cave.
"Then Slug is going to die."

[odd chick]

Poor Slug having glass shards sliced through his body! You know, one minute.....Crap-face () is bad, then the next minute he's good! It's hard to tell who's side he's on most of the time! Anyway, nice chapter, BBS. Keep them coming!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

I woke the next day.
Slug was sitting next to Monty, and Monty was stitching him up.
"I found a spare needle and thread in Richy's belly-button." Monty said, with his eyes fixed on the needle.
By now, I wasn't suprised by anything Richy could do.
Monty finished, and Slug walked off.
There was a tremble, and a loud explosion.
Suddenly, an army of Mudokons came running down a hill, shooting.
Sligs dived for there guns, but were shot before they had reached them.
I dodged the first Spoocebullet, and got hit by the next.
The bullet went through the pants, and then I was hit over the head by a tommahawker.

There was a scream, and I woke up.
It appeared to be an old Slig Chamber, and the instruments of torture the mudokons were using them on the sligs.
I pulled up, but I couldn't move.
I was tied to the wall, and a deep lava pit was underneath me.
I looked up.
There was a flame thrower, burning away at the rope.
A Mudokon in a cloak walked up to me.
"I am Chawton, and I am the founder of the Slig Rebellion. I am using this base as we killed all the sligs and rescued our Muokons who were trapped in here. And now we torture sligs!" He said.
He looked quite old, as his spiritual feathers were turning grey.
A native mudokon ran up to Chawton.
"Can we start shooting the vykkers now?" He asked.
"NO! Don't kill them!" I screeched.
"I don't think you aught to be worrying about the vykkers when your rope's just about to snap." Chawton said.
I looked up, and saw the rope snapping.
I closed my eyes, and waited...

[odd chick]

Excellent chapter, BBS! It's really gripping and intense, and I can't wait for more!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

I heard the rough voice of Chunky fueller.
I opened my eyes.
Chunky was tarzan swinging towards me.
He Knocked Chawton in.
"AGHHHHH! I'm burning!" Chawton screamed, and dissapeared in the lava.
My rope snapped.
I started falling.
Chunky grabbed me, and dropped me on the ground.
I jumped up.
Chunky dropped off beside me.
All the mudokons stopped torturing.
"Hello, Goodbye, no time to say Hi!" Chunky said, and fired a bomb into the roof.
There was a huge explosion, and part of the roof collapsed.
All the sligs started running for the doors.
I found slug, grunt, ziggy, Monty & Richy.
We ran out.
Chunky fueller walked to the door.
"Thankyou, thankyou, Now YOUR curtains close!" Chunky laughed, and ran out the door.
The mudokons screamed, and the ceiling collapsed on them.
We all popped out in a familliar place.
Flub Fuels.
We jumped out of the cave.
I walked up to it.
"We have to go through Flub Fuels." I said.
"Last time we went up that road?" Said a Big bro slig.
"You go that way then. I'm going this way."
The army split up in two as they seperated...

[odd chick]

Hey! Sorry it took me so long to reply-I didn't know that you had updated the story and I thought you stopped writing it! Anyway, that was a good chapter, BBS. Keep up the good work.

[Biggy Bro Slig]

We walked through the creepy, abandond flub fuels.
We went round a corner, and found a slig splattered on the wall.
"Ewww." Monty said. "Feel sorry for that slig."
A vykker ran in.
"He'll kill us all! run for your lives!" The vykker said, running out a window.
"Weirdo." Ziggy said.
"Wonder what killed that slig?" Slug said.
Suddenly, I got a glimpse of a wrecker ball swinging towards us from behind.
"I think that might be something to do with it!" I shouted, and dived away.
The others did the same.
The ball hit the wall, and dented it.
Out of the crane came a tall, evil Gloktigi.
"Run." I whispered.
The gloktigi darted towards me.
I ran.
Suddenly, the vykker ran past again.
"You'll never kill me!" He laughed.
The Gloktigi spun a web around the vykker.
"HELP! Don't just stand there, do something!" The vykker screamed.
"Distract the Gloktigi for a while. I have a plan!" Grunt shouted.
Ziggy pulled out 'rusty' and fired.
The gloktigi jumped back, and dodged the huge bullet.
Grunt got into the crane.
Grunt started to move the wrecker ball.
"Get the Gloktigi infront of the vykker! And don't stop him from getting the vykker!" Grunt screamed.
The Gloktigi darted towards the vykker.
Grunt pressed a big button.
The wrecker ball swung towards the Gloktigi.
The gloktigi turned around.
Impact!
The ball pushed the Gloktigi into the wall, and green goo went everywhere.
The vykker started to get out of the gloktigi web.
He jumped up.
The wrecker ball swung towards him.
"AGGGGGHHHHHH!" The vykker screamed.
The ball splattered him against the wall.
Grunt was still in the crane, wondering how that had happend.
It took him a while to figure ou that there was a mudokon behind him, who had pressed it.
Grunt swung out of the crane.
The mudokon had a spoocebow.
He started firing at Grunt.
"Do it, Ziggy!" Grunt screamed.
By the words 'do it', he pressumed he meant Rusty.
Ziggy loaded up, and pulled the trigger.
The mudokon splattered everywhere.
"Let's move out of this place." Ziggy said.
The rest of the army was walking towards the door.
"Where going the other way. This is too dangerous.
The only people left were Monty, Richy, Ziggy, Slug, Grunt, Me and Chunky Fueller.

[odd chick]

Woah, that was intense....gross, but intense!! I loved it! Keep up this story because it's non-stop action!! It's just like a movie!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

We came to the exit.
"What's that sound?" Chunky said.
We figured that out when a slig with no pants trailed towards us, with something pink hanging out of his gut.
"Help us!" He groaned.
"What's happened?" Monty asked.
The slig froze, and dropped dead.
We followed the trail of blood that the slig left.
We bumped into splitnerz.
There were millions of Sligs running into spliterz because of the massivve army of Mudokons and Grubs.
A grub ran past Monty.
"Die, Vykker!" The grub shouted.
I grabbed my gun, and fired.
The grub screamed, and dropped.
We ran into Splinterz.
There were sligs running everywhere.
I ran to Splinterz' office.
Splinterz was hiding behind his desk.
He stuck his head out the window and shouted "I've got a present for you!"
A slig next to him lobbed a Grenade out the window.
There was a boom, and a head went flying in the air.
Splinterz turned around.
"Biggy Bro Slig! You survived! And you can do me a favour." He said.
"Whats that?" I asked.
"The mudokons have activated a generator which will blow this place up soon, and I want you to de-activate it." He said.
"Well, that should be easy. Where is it?" I asked.
"Right over the army of Muds." He said gloomily.
"Oh." I mouthed.
I walked out, and prepared myself for the gauntlet...