Leto's Sex Toy Thread.

[Pilot]

Paint yourself white and post a picture. That'll get us started.

[used:)]

Fetishes can be damn powerful. I vividly remember the agony of musical where you had to endure getting your make-up done only to take a whole shower to get it off later, then repeat this for five nights straight. To think this guys does this as a hobby or possibly even a living.

[Pilot]

He might enjoy it.

[Havoc]

now i don't like to judge a whole group of people, but zoophiles/furries/whatever the fuck have got to be the one of the stupider kawaii manga loving fucks on the interweb





so fucking stupid

I've seen a lot of weird shit in the furry/zoo community. Met a lot of messed up individuals but as long as they aren't hurting anyone else, I just think it's funny and laugh at it. I mean, you need to be able to laugh at yourself when you're walking around in a giant fox suit.

It's the folks in the community who actually believe they are a fox or a wolf or a tiger or a dragon that I'm afraid off. Those guys are, in fact, messed up.

[Leto]

or they want to be messed up, big issue these days.

[Pilot]

I'm disappointed at the subjective judgement here. I can think of some rather conservative thinkers, albeit adults, who act less judgemental than you guys.

Does anyone here really know anything about this guy who dresses up as animals on youtube?

[enchilado]

Yep. He's called "Havoc".

[master of hardcore]

you people are sick motherfuckers!

[enchilado]

I hope you didn't get the wrong impression... he's just rehearsing for a nativity play.

[Leto]

I'm disappointed at the subjective judgement here. I can think of some rather conservative thinkers, albeit adults, who act less judgemental than you guys.

Does anyone here really know anything about this guy who dresses up as animals on youtube?

just let me be an entirely assumptive cunt, just for once

[T-nex]

There there, Leto.

[Nate]

If this Furry discussion continues in Leto's nice thread about sex toys, I will be forced to split it off in to its own thread. Then the inevitable result from that will be more Google hits.

Please don't force me to do that.

[Havoc]

Would be nice for the collection, though. I don't think we've had a dedicated furry thread yet. Do it Nate! Do it!

[Sekto Springs]

Paint yourself white and post a picture. That'll get us started.

I'm already so damn pale that this would be an act of sheer redundancy.

Does anyone here really know anything about this guy who dresses up as animals on youtube?

My first impression is that these guys aren't actually furries themselves, but were paid by furries to do this. You know, sort of like Cats.

If this Furry discussion continues in Leto's nice thread about sex toys, I will be forced to split it off in to its own thread. Then the inevitable result from that will be more Google hits.

Please don't force me to do that.

We're not forcing you to do anything, Nate. I think you secretly (or not so secretly) want to destroy this forum one bizarre google-hit at a time.

Havoc, don't try to pit Nate and Charlie against in each other for your own sick little gains.

[Wings of Fire]

Putting the email address of anyone with their email address public into google will invariably come up with this forum as the first result, and being associated with furries is rather a high price to pay for making my email public.

[Sekto Springs]

Joe, you already have to put up with me and your brother. You simply don't have it in you to deal with furries as well.

[Wings of Fire]

One of my lance-mates in my swordfighting group gets suspiciously edgy whenever the subect of furries is brought up...

Must investigate further.

[Havoc]

Next time you have a convo about sex or something, just drop the word yiff in suddenly when you ask him something. If he reacts without flinching you know enough.

[MeechMunchie]

you people are sick motherfuckers!

For Cthulhu's divine sake, GO HOME. You don't like us, we don't like you.

[Leto]

[used:)]

Do I even want to know?

[Sekto Springs]

It's pretty obvious what it's for, Gabe *rolls eyes*
I can't wait to mix my own martinis with this baby!

[T-nex]

What? Is it for punching your abdomen? Self-abortion?


I really dont get this piece of machinery.

[Leto]

you place your penis in it and it suckles upon thine head.

[Sekto Springs]

Yeah, you guys are either blind or stupid. He even provided diagrams and animated gifs ffs. Speaking of, I just noticed they provide a cross-section. The inside doesn't look terribly comfortable.

You all fail sex ed.

[enchilado]

I got it...

[Sekto Springs]

You get a cookie, Ench.

[Pilot]

Nice.

If Ench gets the cookie, Leto gets the Kookie.

[Nate]

At first glance, people may ask “what is THAT?!” Well, it’s the Cone. Designed to replace awkward handheld vibrators, the Cone is one of those ergonomically designed gadgets that offers a new way to incorporate vibrations into the bedroom. The Cone is one of the first non-phallic vibrators that features 16 different pulse patterns and levels of intensity depending on your mood. You can sit on, lay on it, squat on it, use it during sex, snuggle with it, rub up against it, talk to it, etc. The possibilities are endless with the Cone. Some couples use it during oral or while love making, while other people go at it alone, or as the manufacturer states that you can even use it “while driving in rush-hour traffic!” Sahhhweet. Not designed for super deep penetration, this powerful vibrator supposedly passes vibrations through the tissue of the body to target the clit, labia, perineum, anus, testicles, and penis all-at-once. Wowzahs.

Warning: The following video clip is disturbing for all the wrong reasons.

[used:)]

"talk to it"? I lol'd at that.

As for the video...

Oh Sweet Jesus Lord in Heaven