A husband and wife have an argument, which results in the wife going upstairs in a huff. The husband calms himself down, then goes upstairs in an attempt to correct things. When he enters the bedroom, his wife is completely covered in the duvet, save for her legs. "I'm sorry." he says, but she just slightly twitches her foot.
Knowing what would cheer her up, he kneels at the end of the bed and sticks his head under the blanket and gives her oral sex. After a while, he decides to wash his face before he kisses her. When he goes into the bathroom, but...his wife is sitting on the toilet.
"Aaaahh!!" he screams in surprise. "Shhh!" his wife replies, "You'll wake your mother up."
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.
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