Out of Coffee: Right. Sorry for being inactive the past few days, i've been busy and whatnot.
And hooray for Wolvie! I like that you added him in, Zozo. xD
BIC:
Jaqueline and Palitar were lounging on the banks of the Hoss river, eating opples and looking mighty pleased with themselves.
"What will you spend with your share of the gold?" Palitar asked, biting a chunk out of his apple. They had just eaten fish less than an hour ago, but they were so pleased with their discovery that they had forgotten about it completely and were shoveling in food as though it were some sort of reward.
"I'm gonna buy a new cloak, cuz the one I have now is ugly," she said as she extended her arm. Iris landed on the end of it with a happy squawk. "Then i'm gonna spend the rest on whatever I think of and waste it all at once!"
"I'm gonna buy a flat screen, high definition plasma tv and---"
"Oy, what are you gonna do with a tv?" Jaqueline rudely interrupted.
"Watch it!"
"How?"
"By plugging it in, stupid."
"Into what?"
"Whatever makes energy!"
"Thats stupid."
"No its not!"
"Yes it is."
"No, its not."
"Yes it is!"
"No its---"
"Do you really want to carry it around all the time? We're nomads, stupid..."
"But still---"
Jaqueline groaned and stalked away. "You're stupid. Do you ever stop to think about these things before you go and WAAAH!" She screamed as something grabbed her by the foot and hoisted her into the air.
"Jaqueline!" Palitar yelled, running after her. She was dangling in the air by a metal coil around her ankle, kicking and struggling. A voice in the bushes called out;
"Hey! You aint' a steef!"
Out of Coffee: I'm bringing in more characters, just because I can.
Hooray for fic references!
Name: Bo Bedagger
Species: Wolvark
Gender: Male
Age: 30-something, in human years
Position: Steef Hunter
Personality: He acts all high-and-mighty around his 'boys' (his steef hunting group thingie) but the truth is he's a weenie who's absolutely terrified of everything bigger than him. Whenever he senses that he's dominant over somebody, such as innocent grubbs, he quickly turns into a jerk and messes with them just to show off, but when he's in danger, he'll either beg for mercy or hide behind one of his gang members, crying like a baby. He's rude, self-centered, and obnoxious, and it seems the only thing he has any talent in is killing steef.
Appearance: A tall, lean, handsome and intelligent (by wolvark standards) wolvark wearing army-green overalls, a stained white shirt, and two belts of cartrages for his shotgun over each sholder, like sashes. He has a shotgun case on his back and two bags on each hip, packed with steef traps, maps, steef calls, all the necessities of a steef hunter.
Equipment(Optional): Well, I just said what he had above, sooo...
History: He was raised in a family with twelve brothers and sisters, him being the youngest. Everybody in his family was as tough as they came, whilst he was always somewhat of a loser. He refused to work for Sekto like the rest of his family and took up steef hunting instead, which he found he was rather good at. So Bo rounded up a vicious gang of all the outlaws he could find and they followed him obediently. He's had somewhat of a dominance over them ever since.