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Name: Ed (Yeah, simply Ed. No last name :P )
Race: Mudokon )A simple, green-skinned, clumsy mudokon)
Earth age: 20 years old
Equipment: Does farts count?
Appearance: Brown loin cloth, green skin, no tattoos.
Background
While walking in nera the falls, Ed saw the big structure that was called Frakture Fallz. As he advance, he saw a slig sitting at a table, with paper and pen and he was probably trying to get customers. Ed looked at him, thinking. When the slig saw him, he yelled at him.
"Hey! You! Do you need cares? Or do you need to be interned because you're mentally alienated? this is the place for you!"
Ed thought about this.
"Maybe they have free brew?", he thought.
The slig yelled again.
"Come here to heal your wounds, pay in advance and you get a free brew!"
A bell ringed in Ed's brain. Free brew! Ed advanced toward the slig, seeing the free, tasty brew in his head.
"Well, I did scratch my finger while walking in the woods and I really wanna drink some good, fresh and tasty br....."
When Ed went in front of the entrance, the Slig grabbed a gun and hit Ed in the back, forcing him into the hospital. More sligs hit him, making him go into a slave pen, where other mudokons where trapped. Ed got back on his feet and yelled at the laughing sligs.
"Hey, what's going on?! Where's my free brew?! I'm thirsty!"
One of the sligs hit him on the fingers while he was holding on to the bars.
"Shut up, you chump!"
Ed stared at him, with a pleading look on his face.
"But!...but....oowww......"
A mudokon scrub talked to Ed, sitting against a wall.
"There's no free brew, bud. There's just slavery! They'll probably make you a floor mopper, if they don't give you to the slogs for fun!"
Ed had a sad look on his face.
"Oww......."
This is how Ed got fooled into thinking he could get a free brew an ended up mopping floor an getting beaten up in the Frakture Falls hospital. He didn't think of anyway he could escape and since his capture, he kept working, without thinking of a way out. What a schmuck.....
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While mopping the floor, Ed saw people acting like, probably, loonies. There were a deformed slig, a female steef, a male steef and a luskan. Probably "clients" of the insane ward. Ed looked at them and the steef bit someone.
"Maybe they can find some brew without having the boss beating me up?...."
But he noticed the slig.
"Oh no......"
He still took the chance and stood up, walking up to the group.
"Hey, chumps! Do you know how I can have a free brew?"
After saying this, he accidentely farted.
"Oops!"