Fuck man

[Havoc]

Bastards...

[Josh]

Well, i'm surprised.

[Wil]

Wheatley sounds like he needs to be a cheeky chimney sweep or a kids’ TV presenter.

[OANST]

Or Michael Cain.

[Wings of Fire]

I like Wheatley, I find him very emotive.

[Havoc]

From what I've seen of Wheatly so far he's just as adorable as the curious orb in Portal 1. Just in a different way.

[Alcar]

Rayman, Sonic, Kirby and Donkey Kong oh my!





Really makes me wish I had a Wii and Xbox still.

Alcar...

[Emesdee]

Wow, I never thought games of these type would ever be done for consoles ever again. Now I don't have to settle for cheap downloaded games like Megaman 9.

[Josh]

He's not dead.

[Disgruntled Intern]

[Havoc]

Companion Cube! He's alive!!!!!

[Dixanadu]

Companion Cube! What else do you need, you greedy fucking bastard!

[Disgruntled Intern]

It's. A. Cube.

Seriously, what's wrong with you people?

[Daxter King]

Really tempted to get the new 360. I need a new one, my current is out of warranty, and Gamestop is having a sweet deal, I could get it for around 100 probably. But then I wouldn't be able to get Crackdown 2. Decisions, decisions.

[Disgruntled Intern]

We're waiting. Like you said, it's tempting, but I personally want to wait for the dust to settle and read some reviews before I run out and buy it. I predict problems with the WiFi.

[Wil]

It's. A. Cube.

Seriously, what's wrong with you people?

They lack the gene that allows them to differentiate between using pop culture references to make yourself look cultured and using pop culture references to make yourself look a prat.

[MeechMunchie]

It's. A. Cube.

Seriously, what's wrong with you people?

You've never been excited by the return of a much-loved character?

[Disgruntled Intern]

You've never been excited by the return of a much-loved character?

It's not a fucking character. It's a cube. A stupid little cube. It's dumb that you nerds got so worked up over it in the first place. It's like when babies start crying in a small public place. One starts, the rest follow suit. It's like a chain reaction of argh.

If you guys were excited about GLaDOS being alive [okay, so we knew she was, but still] I could get behind you. But a fucking CUBE. Gah. Every time I drive behind some asshole with the "I heart my companion cube" bumper sticker I want to fucking osmosis into their vehicle and end them. Seriously. It's such a stupid fad.

[Daxter King]

Hey guys, want some cake?

[Disgruntled Intern]

son of a bitch

[Dixanadu]

Hey guys, want some cake?

You're fucking lying.

[MeechMunchie]

It's not a fucking character. It's a cube. A stupid little cube. It's dumb that you nerds got so worked up over it in the first place. It's like when babies start crying in a small public place. One starts, the rest follow suit. It's like a chain reaction of argh.

Don't worry, I already knew where you were coming from. Portal took an inanimate object and had the previous test subjects give it animation and a personality. The fact that characters were treating this heart-faced block of concrete as a friend was ridiculous, and also very funny. Fans naturally took this concept of characters loving the cube as a person by celebrating the Companion Cube as a human character.

[OANST]

But we thought he was dead.

[MeechMunchie]

Hence joy over his return.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I fucking hate you guys.

[OANST]

I loved that cube like family. And yet I killed him to save my own skin. Haunts my fucking dreams.


How do you think we can push DI with this? I vote that at least one blood vessel explodes.

[Daxter King]

I bet he's not even angry.

[Josh]

He's being so sincere right now.

[OANST]

Even though we broke his heart and killed him.

[Josh]

And tore him to pieces.