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08-01-2007, 03:55 AM
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OOC: Hohoho, you lot have gone mad. Sorry for not being around, so busy you wouldn’t believe. Still half dead too. Anyway, *claps hands* here is the stone rollin’. Okay, one question, how do my fellas get there? Probably says, but my eyes went funny, all gummy and the like. (thought I went blind…)
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08-01-2007, 04:02 AM
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OOC: You could enter via the anamolous train. Your character, and all others, MUST SIGN UP IN THE LOBBY USING THE AUTOFONE AS MARVAK HAS DONE.
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08-01-2007, 06:03 AM
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OOC: Would our characters be answering the same questions of the autofone as Marvak's characters have done? On one hand, it would make sense that the same employment agency would ask the same questions. On the other hand, I wouldn't want to be stealing other's ideas.
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OOC: Yes, I recommend you should do it, for consistency's sake.
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08-02-2007, 12:58 AM
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OOC; Rightie Boss.
Alex stepped from the train, his dress rippling. His face surveyed the area and he broke into a large, pleasant smile and exclaimed,
“Oh, look at this place! So pretty and shinny!” He breathed deeply and was almost shoved over by the BigBro who stomped out after him. Maxwell blinked, his eyes adjusting to the light, and boomed,
“What ya waiting for Allie? Aren’t gonna move?”
Alex blinked and said, “Oh sorry darling, I forgot.” Alex moved out of Maxwell’s way, and started to hum lightly. Maxwell snorted, and shook his head. Alex seemed too busy admiring the view, so Maxwell was forced to practically yell in the little dress-wearing sligs ear.
“Well, what we gonna do now?!”
“Oh sweetie, no need to yell. I am just admiring the view. Is that so wrong?”
“Nah, but you drool over everything you admire for, like, a hour or somethin’.” Maxwell said, rolling his eyes.
“I do not. How rude indeed!’
“I aren’t being rude. Just saying.”
Alex turned and hit Maxwell over the head with his purse, saying, “You males! Honestly!”
Maxwell burst out laughing, causing Alex to hit him again.
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08-02-2007, 01:39 AM
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IC: Bernie opened the door and repeated his invocations to the freak and the Big Bro;
"Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace, the best casino on Oddworld with the finest accoutrements, funnest games, and widest spaces. Please follow me into the big tower and use the autofones to sign up, or head to the hotel or casino if you are a customer."
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08-02-2007, 02:12 AM
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OOC: While I wait for Zozo, Shoal will make an appearance...

IC: Shoal was shoved off of the van next to the large facility, a Slig wielding a gun yelled at him "Now go get a job. Don't try anything else, we're watching you!" with that, the slave van drove off to deliver Mudokons to other places. He looked at it angrily, clenching his fists. If he'd had a chance to sneak up on that git in the van, he'd have been owned, along with that gun thing. He turned and looked up at the massive building. Even Mudokons from before his time had rarely made structures of such a size. Well, he better get on, he didn't want to risk the whole 'watching him' thing...maybe they'd talked to everyone here and told them to keep an eye on him, such as that three legged thing over there...he supposed it was another of the industrial species. He walked over for instructions, and saw two Sligs. One was absolutely huge, and would prove an actual worthy match for him, fist to fist. Maybe it was huge because it had used the same...things. Industrial things. They'd only learned that a short while ago, and felt rather awkward about it now. Then there was another Slig, wearing some oddly pink clothing. Was this a Slig fashion? He didn't suppose it was abnormal among them. He stood next to them, swinging his arms while waiting to be told what to do.
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08-02-2007, 02:27 AM
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IC:
Bernie repeated his invocations to a new Mudokon;
"Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace, the best casino on Oddworld with the finest accoutrements, funnest games, and widest spaces. Please follow me into the big tower and use the autofones to sign up, or head to the hotel or casino if you are a customer."
Bernie looked over the Mudokon, seeing he had the look of a newly arrived slave.
"If you are a slave who is the "property" of CEO Yaj Ranrs, you are hearby released on my order. You may stay if you wish, but you must pay the same as any other for customer services. Please go to the autofones for employement."
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08-02-2007, 02:33 AM
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08-02-2007, 05:36 AM
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Rus listened to the vkker's orders and went to the autofone to get his job.
“Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace job application. If you would like to apply for a job, please state your full name clearly into your fone.”
"Rus."
"This is not a full name. Please state your full name."
"Rus."
"This is not a full name. Please state your full name."
"It's just Rus!"
"Is your name It's Just Rus?"
Rus rolled his eyes. It was better than nothing at least.
"Yes"
“It's Just Rus, please state the occupation you wish to apply for.”
"Security guard."
”It's Just Rus, are you applying for Security guard?”
"Yes."
”It's Just Rus, I will now require you to answer some medical questions. Do you suffer from diabetes?”
"No."
”It's Just Rus, do you have any type of Phobia which may prevent you from working to your full capacity?”
"No."
”It's Just Rus, are you an asthmatic?”
"No."
”It's Just Rus, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?”
"No."
”Thankyou for using YerTrap automated communications system. Your application will be processed shortly.”

Rus let out a sigh of relief. That was one thing he hoped he would never have to do again.
"I guess you're supposed to follow me. Well, let's go than." , said a clakker.
Rus assumed it was talking to him. He followed the clakker into a very tall building. From it's size (and the sign) Rus guessed this must be the hotel.
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08-02-2007, 03:13 PM
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OOC: Awesome looking RP. I'll IC post tomorrow as I haven't time now. And funny about the Rocky Horror reference, caue I was watching that film yesterday. It is truly awesome. And now, profiles:
Name: Jerik
Gender: Male
Species: Glukkon Big Cheese
Age: 34 (Human years)
Physical Description: Big, imposing. Brownish leathery skin, wears a musty/dark blue suit with a double-spiked collar, 2 gold buttons. Has a badge denoting himself as owner of "Jerik's Processing and Refining', and a large rosette for "Industry Producer of the Year". Has expensive Lugnbuster cigars in a pocket on his suit.
Equipment: Lungbuster cigars, his 2 bodyguards Slak and Flak.
Personality: Aggressive, conniving, untrustworthy. A ruthless business-Gluk with fine tastes and a penchant for getting what he wants. He is also a heavy gambler, but only likes to play to win.
Class: Customer
Biography: Starting out, Jerik was a nobody. He was a desk-clerk Pud at Splinterz in its very early days, but later moved on to create his own business- Sligs 4 U, a Slig hiring and loaning firm specialising in bodyguards, hitmen, specialist security and Special Operations Sligs. He turned a goosd profit and ended up with a chain of outlets, before founding Jerik's Processing and Refining in the year 18 BAO (Before Abe's Oddysee). Now in its 10th year, it is a very highly successful hardware production and development company, and Jerik is just 1 step away from Glockstar. To celebrate its 10 year anniversary, and his 3rd year in a row as Industry Producer Of The Year, Jerik has come to Casino Magog to indulge in his favourite pastime- gambling. He has brought 2 highly trained bodyguards with him to protect himself on the way, and insure that any cheating is in his favour only.
D&D Alignment: Lawful Evil.

Name: Slak / Flak (Essentially identical, so I've only done the 1 bio)
Gender: Male / Male
Species: Big Bro Slig / Big Bro Slig
Age: 23 /23 (Human years)
Physical Description: Both big and burly. Slak has darker green skin than Flak, and white stripes, while Flak's a regualr Big Bro, but his muscles are more ripped than usual, due to greater Steroid abuse.
Equipment: Both have easy-assemble full body armour in large backpacks, both have shields. Slak has a Blitz Packer, Flak has a Big Whammy.
Personality: Dumb, violent, loyal and brutish. Neither really thinks for themselves, ever.
Class: Customer
Biography: Raised from Sligs 4 U, both were bred as bodyguards. When they proved to be his best bodyguards that he'd acquired, Jerik simply slapped them into service as his personal secuirty ,and that's all they've done since.
D&D Alignment: Lawful/Chaotic Evil.

Name: Marty
Gender: Male
Species: Valet Slig
Age: 43
Physical Description: Wiry Slig with a shiny red Valet suit and hat with silver trimmings, and a deep blue cane with a silver topping. He also has a fake monocle in his waistcoat pocket.
Equipment: Fake monocle, Valet gear, casino brochures, employee pass, a small electroshocker hidden in his cane.
Personality: Friendly and charming. He is a welcomnig and persuasvie character, ever attempting to coerce a customer, whether gambling vet or no-luck sap, into a game of chance. Fundamentally he's a nice guy, but his hidden electroshocker shows he isn't willing to take rowdy customers.
Class: Employee
Biography: Marty has seen it all in showbiz. Whether the glamour of film, the high-risk world of television host, or indeed casino life, he's been there done it bought the tacky Cartel merchandise. He's fairly wealthy and could retire if he wished, but he continues to work as a valet simply because he loves the job. He came to the Casino the moment he heard it opened, hoping to both provide entertainment for the customers and engage in some gambling himself- particularly Roulette and Montana Red Slog, his specialities. He's working as a mixture of hotel guide, Casino game host, and provides the entertainment throughout the day and night.
D&D Alignment: Erm...dunno. Probably whatever the closest is to happy-go-lucky.
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08-02-2007, 08:15 PM
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OOC: All of this is kind of confusing. Especially the tie in with Lulu's Oddysee which I decided not to join DUE to in being confusing.. but what the hell I'll try to squeeze my way in.

IC: Copper hopped off the train and was immediately pleased by his surroundings. The flashing lights and the sounds of games called to Copper... he couldn't resist. Copper ran into the casino and looked around frantically. Slot games.. cards.. dice... it was paradise. Copper hopped onto a seat in front of a slot machine and inserted his hard earned currency. Copper stared intently at the slots as they wildly changed. Copper was so obviously elated it appeared as if someone told him that he would be receiving a pair of flying pants.


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Chris walked off the train completly oblivious to where he was at. The young Vykker was in a deep conversation on his Ophone. "No! No! It wasn't even like that. I told him I already had someone in my heart." After a slight pause, "Well he needs to understand I'm a Vykker with needs. I can't just sit around every day hoping he finishes his little projects. Isn't love more important then some silly invention!?"
Whoever was on the phone said something that gave Chris pause but after recovering Chris -interrupting- shouted, "Who are you to judge me! You were dating Vrum! Mr. Hit-and-run Vrum! You knew he was just using you but would you listen to me? No! And you begged him to come back to! And guess what happened? He just had his way with you and was out the door.. AGAIN!"
Whoever was on the phone could be clearly heard by anyone near by. As she screamed while crying, "I thought I could change him! YOU showed me how to mold men. He was so sweet I thought it would work..." She kept talking but it became too quiet for others to hear.
Chris took on a comforting tone, "No no Sweetie your better then that. Please don't. Everyone loves you. I love you. I will always be here for you. You can trust me."
Chris just nodded. Crying for a little bit as whoever was on the phone said something. Then Chris turned off his Ophone and placed it in his purse. Then Chris mumbled, "What a bit*h."
Suddenly realizing where he was Chris began to look around for help.
"Can somebody help me?" Chris called out, "I can't carry all this luggage by myself and I don't know where the hotel is..."

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08-02-2007, 10:01 PM
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Bernie suddenly saw and heard an adolescent Vykker speaking on her cellphone. He scoffed at himself at the immodesty of todays youth and spoke into his Fone;
"Paging Grou to help come down and take a customer's bags please. Paging Grou to help come down and take a customer's bags please."
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Grou picked up a noise coming over the intercom. He listened to the orders barked by his master Bernie and ran down, leaving his brothers behind. He paced throughout the building, eventually finding a comedic Mudokon only passworded trapdoor leading to a mock fire pole. He swung down the pole, his hands used to friction and burn, and ran out of the building, past the hooded and cloaked Bernie, and towards a rather attractive looking young Vykker.
"May I take your bags, miss?"
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08-03-2007, 01:06 AM
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Alex blinked and turned as someone yelled,
"Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace, the best casino on Oddworld with the finest accoutrements, funnest games, and widest spaces. Please follow me into the big tower and use the autofones to sign up, or head to the hotel or casino if you are a customer."
“Ohh, I’m a customer! Maxwell, seems you will have to follow that thing to use the autofones. Good luck darling.”
“Luck indeed. Not like you have to bother about guardin’ any bloody thing.” Maxwell grumbled, before stomping off to sign up for a job. Alex smiled before strutting into the casino. Maxwell was muttering under his breath before saying to the Vykker who had yelled at them, “Yo, where’s da autofones?”
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IC: Bernie sighed;
"At this rate, I'm going to need a temp receptionist. Let's just hope the Directory system is online by the end of today."
Bernie pointed his hand towards the tower and spoke;
"The Autofones are in the first level of the tower."
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08-03-2007, 02:21 AM
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OOC: Does released mean free completely, or released to go to work? I'm sorta confused...

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OOC: Free to go and free to apply for a job. On Zozo, IDK.
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08-03-2007, 03:32 AM
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IC:
Jerik hopped off the train into the Casino, Slak in front and Flak behind him for security. He walked over to Bernie.
"Ah, Bernie, of the esteemed Bernie and Yeesul partnership, I presume? I'm sure you know who I am. Could you direct me to the poker tables, particularly the tournament area, I want to see if I've still got the trick of the trade."
He turned to Slak. "Hey, whitestripes! Carry my bags to my room!"
He then turned back to Bernie. "Which is my room, in fact?"
~~~~~~~~~
Marty got off the train and looked around. He saw a large Glukkon and 2 Big Bros questioning a Vykker, what appeared to be a female Slig walking into the casino, and another Big Bro going to sign up.
He sidled past the Big Bro and took one of the Autofones, hearing the mechanical voice.
Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace job application. If you would like to apply for a job, please state your full name clearly into your fone.”
"Marty."
"This is nto a full name. Please state your full name."
Not having a surname, Marty simply went for his name plus rank.
"Marty The Valet?"
"Is your name Marty The Valet?
"Yep."
"Marty The Valet, please state the occupation you wish to apply for
"Cabaret and Casino guide."
"Marty The Valet, are you applying for Cabaret?"
"Yes."
"Marty The Valet, are you applying for Casino Guide?"
"Yes!"
"Marty The Valet, are you aware you are applying for 2 jobs?"
"Of course I am!"
"Marty The Valet, I will now require you to answer some medical questions. Do you suffer from diabetes?”
"No."
"Marty The Valet, do you have any type of Phobia which may prevent you from working to your full capacity?"
"Not that I'm aware of."
"Marty The Valet, are you an asthmatic?”
"Nope."
"Marty The Valet, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?”
"Yeah, I take 5 Ecstasy tablets a day! Nah, I'm only joking."
"The answer you gave was not clear. ]"Marty The Valet, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?”
"Fine then, no."
”Thankyou for using YerTrap automated communications system. Your application will be processed shortly.”

Marty walked away down the limestone path into the hotel, passing what he believed was a female Slig (Alex). He slapped it on the behind
"Hey there hotstuff, wanna take a chance on me?"
He then saw the Slig's face, and realised it was male.
"YEARGHHH!!!....Sorry...I-I thought you were someone else."
He looked into the distance, hoping for a distraction, and noticed a Slig near the hotel entrance (Rus).
"Hey Dave?! Dave is that you?!"
He hurried off over to the Slig and the Clakker.
"Sorry 'bout the name, I just felt up a guy by accident. Name's Marty. Who're you 2, and where do we go after signing up?"
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08-03-2007, 04:07 AM
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Maxwell saluted and said, “Yessir!” and then stomped over to the autofones. He picked one up, and blinked as a mechanical said,
“Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace job application. If you would like to apply for a job, please state your full name clearly into your fone.”
“Maxwell Gattling.”
“Maxwell Gattling, please state the occupation you wish to apply for.”
“Security.”

“Maxwell Gattling, are you applying for security?”
“Yes.”
“Maxwell Gattling, I will now require you to answer some medical questions. Do you suffer from diabetes?”
“Nope.”
“Maxwell Gattling, do you have any type of Phobia which may prevent you from working to your full capacity?”
“Nah.”
“Maxwell Gattling, are you an asthmatic?”
“No.”
“Maxwell Gattling, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?”
“No.”
”Thankyou for using YerTrap automated communications system. Your application will be processed shortly.”
“Yay for me…” Maxwell growled as he slammed the fone down, “Now where did Allie go…”
***
Alex was about to go over to a slot machine when he felt someone slap his behind and say,
"Hey there hotstuff, wanna take a chance on me?"
He turned with a snarl, but before he could snap, the valet slig said,
YEARGHHH!!!....Sorry...I-I thought you were someone else."
“Sorry?!” Alex yelled, pissed off, “you bastard.” The valet hurried off, saying something about ‘Dave’
“Dave? I’ll show you a bloody Dave! Insolent moron!” Alex snarled.
Maxwell heard Alex ranting and snorted, “Crazy male cross-dressers…” he burst out laughing.
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IC: Bernie saw Jerik the Big Cheese show up and replied;
"$500 or $2000 entry fee for luxury, Jerry? The tournament rooms are on the 3rd level of the casino. There is a varying startup fee based on which ones you are choosing. Rooms #1 to #4 are merely $5000 in entry fee. Room #5 is intended for Glockstars and the like only and has an entry fee of $50,000. As for the hotels, labour class are $40 a night, executive class are $200 a night, and Presidential class are $350 a night. No one is currently in tournament, but in 3 hours I will be auctioning off a mint condition DVD set of the uncut Name That Trauma 5th season season. Auction card membership for this casino is $50 monthly, $500 yearly, and $13,000 lifetime."
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08-03-2007, 06:57 AM
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IC: Shoal walked into the building directed by the Vykker and looked at what appeared to be the fones. A sign above them assured him they were. He pressed the button and listened:
“Welcome to Ranrs Francium Palace job application. If you would like to apply for a job, please state your full name clearly into your fone.”
“Shoal.”
"This is not a full name. Please state your full name."
"...hm...um...Shoal the Almighty One."
...Shoal the Almighty One, please state the occupation you wish to apply for.
“Security.”
Shoal the Almighty One, are you applying for security?
“I wonder, how about yes you retarded piece of shi-”
"Our sensors indicate you are a Mudokon. You are not eligible for this occupation"
"Hey, I think you mis phrased that, and I don't like fones that mis phrase stuff. They get damaged...alot"
".........Shoal the Almighty One, are you applying for security?"
"Yes I am"
Shoal the Almighty One, I will now require you to answer some medical questions. Do you suffer from diabetes?
“No.”
Shoal the Almighty One, do you have any type of Phobia which may prevent you from working to your full capacity?
“Nope.”
Shoal the Almighty One, are you an asthmatic?
“No.”
Shoal the Almighty One, are you under any sort of medication which needs a doctor’s prescription?
“No.”
Thankyou for using YerTrap automated communications system. Your application will be processed shortly.
"Thanks. Now get on with it."
"Bzzzt."
The fone shut down. Thank Odd that ordeal was over with. He booted the thing before walking out.
Shoal wandered about for a while, wondering where to go. For now, he might as well have a look in the hotel, to see what sort of dirt may be around that would need a good thrashing later, perhaps. There, however, he noticed a collection of three near the entrance, two Sligs and a Clakker, dopey things...he walked over to them and just caught on the end one of the Sligs asking about where to go after signing up. he looked at the other two "Yer, what he said. I dunno where to go either. I just signed up for the security..."
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Jerik nodded at Bernie.
"Thank you. I'll just start on the poker for now at the luxury rates, send someone to tell me when there's people on one of the tournament tables. I'll also purchase a 1 month Auction card. I've booked 1 labour class room for my 2 guards, and a Presidential suite for myself, currently for 2 weeks. I believe that comes to $7510 for now including the poker entry fee. Charge it to my accoutn at Magog Monies Ltd. And could you also get someone to direct one of my guards to the rooms so I can deposit my luggage?"
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Marty looked back to see the transvestite ranting while a Big Bro laughed next to him. He then noticed a mudokon had come over and he muttered quietly to the mudokon.
"Erm, dunno if you saw that spectacle with that.....person...over there but...I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I'm not. I know I've a fine figure that anybody would go wild for, but, guys aren't my type."
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OOC: Uhhhh....Whoops, I took my time...Sorry, I try to find out what is going on.

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Confused and slow minded, the group of time travellers were blank. Lulu saw Alex, and leaned in Vobos' direction.
"Uhhhh, is that dude wearing a dress?" He whispered. Vobos blinked more than once.
"I think so..." He answered, sounding older than he actually was. Mike stopped gawping and Tangla remained happily seated on Salve's shoulder.

They then followed Salve and the vykker inside and thought at Salve's question. Vobos was silent in deep thought, trying to get his head around things he had forgotten and remembered. The other three were just plain confused.
"Well I'm to lazy to work, so I'll just live off your cash if thats okay." Lulu said, smiling and showing wonky teeth and blunt honesty. Mike rolled his red eyes and shook his head at Lulu along with Tangla. She squeaked and chewed on one of Salve's tentacles.

OOC: I do bios soons, sorry for lack of time.
Name: Vobos
Species: Vykker
Gender: Male, or mostly male
Age: Twenty-something
Personality: Shy, mature, quiet and likes medical stuff
Bio:
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Name: Lulu
Species: Glukkon
Gender: Male
Age: Uhhhh....I pick 18.
Bio:
Personality: Even though he is younger, Lulu is still his lazy, dumb, gabbiar-hating self.
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Name: Mike
Species: Intern
Gender: Male
Age: 16 in intern years
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Name: Tangla
Species: Ratz
Gender: Female
Age: 17 in rat years
Bio
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Name: Howler
Species: Slig, raised as a slog
Gender: Male
Age: Less than one year (3 in slig years)
Bio: Raised by slogs when he was found abandoned in the city, Howler aged back a lot in slig years after the time travelling incident.
Personality: As an adult, Howler was a tough guy and full of pride, and recently found out he was a slig - now he's a toddler, and back to his bratty, whiny and snappy self. Don't pet him without good reason.
Appearence: Howler currently smells like a used toilet, is coated in sewer gunk and doesn't wear a mask. He is a tiny toddler slig, with house fly-like eyes visible.
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OOC: Couldn't you just c/p ones from the LO thread? perhaps editing them slightly as necassary.

IC: Salve looked down his nose at Tangla chewing on of his tentacles. It tickled slightly. He stood up "Right, off to the hotel then, at least for now. C'mon, I think it's over here..." Salve lead the troop to the hotel, and went inside. Three other guys were near the entrance, the Slig in a dress, a Big bro and a hugely muscled Mudokon. That wasn't something you saw everyday. He turned to the others again "Okay, there's 3 classes for the hotel, basically poor, normal and great. I'm not going to afford the best one too well, and even the middle one will still take off a bit, would you mind the lower class one, or the somewhat better one?"
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IC: Bernie replied to Jerik;
"Sure."
Bernie then spoke into his Fone;
"Paging Chic and Zepp to come down near the building entrance. Paging Chic and Zepp."
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The two remaining brothers repeated Grou's steps and in a few minutes reached their master. They stood at attention, Zepp saying "Orders, sir" and Chic simply nodding.
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Bernie replied to the brothers;
"Chic, direct Jerry here, the Big Cheese's bodyguard's to Presidential Suite #4 so they can deposit their luggage. Zepp, stay here in case I need you."
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Zepp nodded, and Chic ran after the two Big Bro Sligs and gestured for them to follow.
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OOC: Lawd, I've been asleep haven't I? @_@ Forgive me, peeps, I have been unwell as of late. My stomach contents have turned out to be quite interesting, however. And I lol at the many job applications.

IC:
Terry took a moment to stop and stare at the hotel building, before looking down to fumble with the huge ensemble of keys that were hanging off his belt.
"Sorry 'bout the name, I just felt up a guy by accident. Name's Marty. Who're you 2, and where do we go after signing up?" He heard from another Slig whom had just arrived on the scene.
'Well, I'm Terry, I'll be the check-in guy at this hotel. I'm assuming you two will be working as security here?' Terry replied, not looking up. Finally picking a long, gnarled-looking skeleton key, he pushed it through the lock in the door and turned the key, which was followed by a satisfying click!
'Haha! It's easy to get in if you know which key to use.' He chuckled to himself. He then remembered that a Slig and then a Mudokon had asked what to do.
'I'm afraid I can't help with your listlessness, friends, as I've only just applied for occupation here myself. Perhaps there ought to be some sort of staff meeting, where we can discuss the general plan of the place...' Pushing the door open, he picked up his luggage again and placed it next to the doorway, out of the way. Looking around, he could see that the building was quite empty, even though it was already fully-furnished.
'I suppose I have a permanent room in here, do I?' he wondered aloud.

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OOC: Hmm... actually, I think I'll wait a few before posting IC as Thompy. I'm still studying up on what a Pit Boss does (I have a nice lead now, thankyou Wikipedia) and I have no idea what to do in the mean time. I'll probably get Thompy to ask Bernie or someone.
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Marty turned to Terry and grinned. "Mate, I'm dressed in a sparkly Valet suit with a waistcoat and tassles. Do I look like I'm on security? I'm doing the cabaret and I guide people round the casino, try and get them to play the games, that sort of thing. And I've probably also got to organise the cinema showings upstairs if I'm in the entertainment side of things. And the only reason I'm at the hotel now is to drop my stuff off, then it's back to the casino."
He then realised he hadn't got a room number. Luckily for him some employees at the hotel were walking over with one of that Big Cheese's guards (Flak). He spoke to Chic.
"Hey..erm, I don't know my room number. I've booked in as an employee but I'm paying to use the hotel for my accomodation, sicne I only work in the casino. Do you know my room number?"
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Flak stopped and looked down at Marty. He grunted and thought to himself. 'Hah, Slig's dressed up like a sweet wrapper. 'Nother weirdo like that guy in a dress back there.
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Jerik nodded at Bernie and walked into the casino itself, accompanied by Slak. He noticed a Chronicler there.
"Greetings. I'm wanting to play a game of poker, preferably against other players but the house will do to. Care to join me?"
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Chic quietly spoke to the Slig; "You are entitled to use the Slig sleeping houses. As you are not security personnel, you may sleep naked."
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Marty replied to Chic. "But I'm willling to pay for hotel accomodation. H-O-T-E-L. I don't wanna stay in Slig sleeping houses. I'll pay for a labour class suite."
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