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Taco · #61 12-20-2009, 03:41 AM

ME2 should be good. I'm also looking forward to Starcraft 2 although I don't like the way they're gonna market 3 games for 3 different campaigns. Bastards.

~Oprilthevykker~ · #62 12-31-2009, 04:26 PM

I think they're working on a new Resident evil!

Mac Sirloin · #63 01-02-2010, 04:58 PM

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He doesn't seem to understand much of anything, really.

On topic:

Mass Effect 2.

Oh yeah, it looks great.

OH WAIT NO IT DOESN'T

Anyway, to contribute: Bioshock 2. I got the Big Daddy Toy from NECA and goddamn does it make me want to play the first again.

***Nate*** · #64 01-02-2010, 11:57 PM

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Anyway, to contribute: Bioshock 2. I got the Big Daddy Toy from NECA and goddamn does it make me want to play the first again.

My six month old niece was wearing a top the other day that had 'Little Sister' printed on it. I kept on imagining myself in a diving suit as she called me Mister B.

This was probably not a healthy thing to imagine.

Mac Sirloin · #65 01-03-2010, 01:21 PM

Well, they're coming out with a scaled version of the Little Sister. Just buy it and this thing and YOUR HORRIBLE PERVERSE NEEDS WILL BE MET

SICK FUCK

Seriously though, why would a six month old have a t-shirt that says 'little sister'? Does she even have siblings? Even then it's dumb. DUMB AND STUPID

Hazel-Rah · #66 01-03-2010, 01:49 PM

Heavy Rain, it looks to be the next Shenmue

Daxter King · #67 01-03-2010, 03:01 PM

Looking for sailors?

***Nate*** · #68 01-03-2010, 04:31 PM

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Seriously though, why would a six month old have a t-shirt that says 'little sister'? Does she even have siblings? Even then it's dumb. DUMB AND STUPID

It's either the brand name, or it was a hand-me-down from someone who did have older siblings.

Al the Vykker · #69 01-10-2010, 09:34 PM

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On topic:

Mass Effect 2.

Yeah, I am pretty damn excited about Mass Effect 2. I bought the first one two years ago when it first came out and unfortunately let it fall to the way side only a few hours into the game because I got busy with work and school. However, this winter break I finally made time for it and put in about 40 hours to get all the side quests finished along with the main storyline. Fantastic game and I really hope the sequel lives up to the hype, not to mention that my actions from the first game really do affect the storyline as they have been saying it would.

I'm also glad to be getting the latest chapter in the Splinter Cell series (Conviction) after nearly four years of waiting.

Daxter King · #70 01-16-2010, 11:32 PM

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Oh yeah, it looks great.

OH WAIT NO IT DOESN'T

God damnit, the commercials are starting to air, and whenever I see one with her in it I get angry. She is everything the first game avoided, now they are embracing the over the top cliches. Fuck them.

Mac Sirloin · #71 01-17-2010, 04:07 PM

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God damnit, the commercials are starting to air, and whenever I see one with her in it I get angry. She is everything the first game avoided, now they are embracing the over the top cliches. Fuck them.

Also it looks like ME2 is just going to be an over the shoulder shooter with less story and RPG elements.

Grieva · #72 01-17-2010, 04:32 PM

Just finished the demo of MGS: Peace Walker, plays great! The cutscenes are still in the motion comic style which I wasnt expecting but they're well done. Its high on my list now

Daxter King · #73 01-23-2010, 03:35 PM

so good

Josh · #74 01-24-2010, 03:43 AM

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Also it looks like ME2 is just going to be an over the shoulder shooter with less story and RPG elements.

You forgot the sex. They might as well change the name to 'Shag and Shoot Anything.' Mass Effect 3 will probally add the option for Geth and Hanar romance.

I'm still wondering why they chose her. IT'S NOT NATURAL.

Havoc · #75 01-24-2010, 06:25 PM

Thank god, Bad Company is a PC title as well. Shit, now I may just have to add it to my list.

And of course Bioshock 2 is going to be the jewel of February at least. Should be interesting!

OANST · #76 01-25-2010, 07:04 AM

I saw a commercial for Bioshock 2 yesterday. It looks fucking terrible. Fucking terrible! There are hillbillies running around in my underwater objectivist paradise. Seriously. It looks fucking stupid.

Havoc · #77 01-25-2010, 10:17 AM

But... but... nooO!!!

OANST · #78 01-25-2010, 10:23 AM

Here you go.

***Nate*** · #79 01-25-2010, 04:18 PM

There were also corny, piratical types in the original Bioshock. They were mostly located around the docks.

I really hope this "Horrible mutant speaks to player" thing is only an attempt at humour in the trailer and doesn't make it in to the game.

Mac Sirloin · #80 01-25-2010, 05:13 PM

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Here you go.

It's just more obnoxious Gamestop ads; every single time they try to do something funny they just fart out something like that.
I figured you'd have the sense not to judge it based on some dickpile commercials. A Pox on your family.

Havoc · #81 01-25-2010, 06:46 PM

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Here you go.

Phew, for a minute there I thought we had something worry about.

OANST · #82 01-26-2010, 07:05 AM

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It's just more obnoxious Gamestop ads; every single time they try to do something funny they just fart out something like that.
I figured you'd have the sense not to judge it based on some dickpile commercials. A Pox on your family.

I understand that it's a poor attempt at comedy which was put together by Gamestop, but it isn't like Gamestop made up those characters. There will be hillbillies in Bioshock 2. And I will not be playing it.

Josh · #83 01-26-2010, 08:45 AM

Mass Effect 2 comes out in the US today, you lucky bastards.

***Nate*** · #84 01-26-2010, 02:14 PM

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I understand that it's a poor attempt at comedy which was put together by Gamestop, but it isn't like Gamestop made up those characters. There will be hillbillies in Bioshock 2. And I will not be playing it.

By that logic you shouldn't have played Bioshock 1 then.

In any case, you're full of shit. Hillbillies don't have crappy French/Russian/misc European or corny British accents.

OANST · #85 01-26-2010, 03:06 PM

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By that logic you shouldn't have played Bioshock 1 then.

In any case, you're full of shit. Hillbillies don't have crappy French/Russian/misc European or corny British accents.

I don't remember any hillbillies in Bioshock 1. And all you're proving is that it's a poorly done hillbilly.

Vivi · #86 01-26-2010, 03:13 PM

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There will be hillbillies in Bioshock 2. And I will not be playing it.

*I am an idiot*

Taco · #87 01-26-2010, 03:17 PM

bioshock 2 is a sequel. A sequel. Don't expect miracles, it won't match the awesomeness of the first one. Anyway, what's this shit about Fable 3 being released at the end of this year with no PC version?

Daxter King · #88 01-26-2010, 03:52 PM

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bioshock 2 is a sequel. A sequel. Don't expect miracles, it won't match the awesomeness of the first one. Anyway, what's this shit about Fable 3 being released at the end of this year with no PC version?

Is there some Fable 2 PC version I wasnt aware about?

Taco · #89 01-26-2010, 04:03 PM

No, but I hoped they'd release Fable 3 on PC. Bastarards

***Nate*** · #90 01-26-2010, 05:29 PM

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I don't remember any hillbillies in Bioshock 1. And all you're proving is that it's a poorly done hillbilly.

Are you being intentionally obtuse? My point is that you're seeing hillbillies where none exist. The characters as shown in that video are no more or less hillbilly-ish than the ones in the original game.