Alright people, prepare for something fucked up.
BUT FIRST, A STORY
In the last few weeks, I've watched a few Slasher flicks with my pal Jordan. I've learned to appreciate things in them, notice little niggly bits (Most deaths for males in slashers are more or less quick, for women they're LONG AND DRAWN OUT AND EUGGGH) so when Jordan suggests we watch
LUCKER THE NECROPHAGUS I think "This must be good." as apparently maybe 1000 people max have seen it.
So:
LUCKER THE NECROPHAGUS is a slasher. Except it's poorly edited, poorly dubbed (lol Dutch) and has quite possible the most revolting premise in history; Lucker is a serial killer who murders women and then has sex with the corpses. I wish I was kidding. And much to mky surprise, there's a ten minute long scene wherein (This is pretty gross, honestly, like, if you're squeemish, you may puke)
Lucker has sealed a corpse in an apartment for a month with the gas on. He airs it out, and then repeatedly feels up the rotten body and licks his hand. TEN FUCKING MINUTES. The plot doesn;t matter because it's retarded, and since it's almost impossible to find short of pirating I still reccomend not watching it, as another friend of Jordan's said "It made me feel Angry, Dirty, and Bored at the same time."
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