Stupid answers for stupid questions -

skillyaslig · #**811** 04-10-2007, 03:09 PM

A:No i didnt win Lotto
Q:What is a Firefly? (trick question)

Paramite of War · #**812** 04-10-2007, 03:10 PM

A: A bad movie?
Q: When people have wierd faces do you laugh at them at first sight?

Arxryl · #**813** 04-10-2007, 07:31 PM

No, I stare, and then look away, and then guffaw...not laugh.

Why don't I have a life?

snuzi · #**814** 04-10-2007, 08:30 PM

A: Because you want us to think you don't have one.

Q: What do you hate the most?

moxco · #**815** 04-10-2007, 10:25 PM

A. You telling me not to ask "Where are they going?".
Q. What do you hate the most?

snuzi · #**816** 04-10-2007, 10:28 PM

A: Idiocy.

Q: Was my sandwich winking at me?

OddjobAbe · #**817** 04-10-2007, 10:46 PM

A: Yes, I believe it was.

Q: Have you heard about the guy who got fired for giving his boss coffee and not tea?

skillyaslig · #**818** 04-10-2007, 11:33 PM

A:Nope cause I live down in the whops
Q:How can the sun burn in space if there is no oxygen in space?

OddjobAbe · #**819** 04-11-2007, 01:50 AM

A: Because the sun consists of many gases.

Q: Why does OANST think I'm a liar?

skillyaslig · #**820** 04-11-2007, 03:30 AM

A: Cause you lie?
Q: Why am i so mad?

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**821** 04-11-2007, 10:53 AM

A: Because you have premenstrual dysphoric disorder.
Q: Why do I never get off the computer?

OddjobAbe · #**822** 04-11-2007, 12:14 PM

A: Because you are possessed by it.

Q: Does Skillyaslig really think I lie?

moxco · #**823** 04-11-2007, 12:48 PM

A. Is there any one that doesn't?
Q. Who lives on Dury Lane?

OddjobAbe · #**824** 04-11-2007, 01:19 PM

A: You're momma.

Q: Why does MoxCo implying that he thinks I'm a liar?

skillyaslig · #**825** 04-11-2007, 03:34 PM

A: Cause he thinks your a liar?
Q:How many carrots do you get in a bag?

Alf Shall Rise · #**826** 04-11-2007, 04:53 PM

Depends how many bags there are.

Is there a snake in mah boots?

skillyaslig · #**827** 04-11-2007, 05:36 PM

A: What type of boots are they?
Q:How many hairs do the average human eyebrow have?

Alf Shall Rise · #**828** 04-11-2007, 05:41 PM

Wait...people have eyebrows?

How come yin and yang are racist? (yin is powerful and white, yang is powerless and black)

skillyaslig · #**829** 04-11-2007, 05:43 PM

A: Clearly a white man created it
Q: Why do we have toes?

moxco · #**830** 04-11-2007, 08:37 PM

A. We have toes?
Q. Why doesn't oddjob just get that I was being a moron when I said he was lying?

OT: The yin & The yang means men and women not black people and white people.

E'l Scrabino · #**831** 04-11-2007, 08:41 PM

Because my walls are made of fudge.

Is my floor made of vegetables?

moxco · #**832** 04-11-2007, 08:45 PM

A. No, but your table is a vege-table.
Q. When did Havoc go in a bikini?

Salamander · #**833** 04-12-2007, 12:30 AM

A: In your dream *Shudders*
Q: Rubics cube or Rubix cube?

skillyaslig · #**834** 04-12-2007, 01:54 AM

A:Rubix cube
Q: Am I a carnivore, omnivore or herbivore?

moxco · #**835** 04-12-2007, 02:09 AM

A. Your a herbivore and a carnivor but you defintly not a omnivore.
Q. Pie or Pi?

Nemo · #**836** 04-12-2007, 03:18 AM

A. Depends on the situation, wether it be mathematical or digestivical.
Q. HOW DO U SHOP WOOP?

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**837** 04-12-2007, 03:31 AM

A: I dunno, look up wikipedia.
Q: Why does my friend's dog eat sheep wool he finds lying on the ground?

moxco · #**838** 04-12-2007, 12:32 PM

A. Because hes a moron.
Q. Is it diet sheep wool?

Arxryl · #**839** 04-12-2007, 03:29 PM

Well, I wouldn't call it fattening.

Why are mice even around? They are so irritating and i am going paranoid.

skillyaslig · #**840** 04-12-2007, 04:05 PM

A:Because people are too lazy to put away food.
Oh and Moxco Im a herbivore (vegetrian)
Q:Is every thing I say a lie?