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  #811  
04-18-2004, 11:16 AM
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1. Because he scratched his arse with both hands
2. It looked like a laugh
3. It looked like a laugh
4. It looked like a laugh
5. It looked like a laugh
6. It looked like a laugh
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04-19-2004, 12:12 AM
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A. ...
(why didn't you ask a question)

Q. If roses are red and violets are blue and daisies are white what colour is my ex-girlfriends ex-boyfriends half cousins dog?
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04-19-2004, 10:54 AM
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A: Kinda like how rotten eggs smell like.
Q: How come I didn't get a stupid answer? Do you want me to make my pet slurg Brian bite you?

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04-19-2004, 12:16 PM
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A: big idoit bites pickels nose


Q: You think, therefore you _____?
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04-19-2004, 12:23 PM
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A. Aren't.
Q. Why would the number 4 in binary when shown on one's hand be misconstrued as an obscene gesture?
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04-19-2004, 02:58 PM
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A: Because the cheese is twice the fence post.
Q: Why is the cheese twice the fence post?
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04-20-2004, 03:07 PM
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A:cause a cucumba is a quarter of a fence post

Q:why is the cucumba a quarter of a fence post
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04-20-2004, 03:26 PM
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A. Because the Penumbra Kavu comes back to life.
Q. Why does the Penumbra Kavu come back to life?
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04-22-2004, 04:56 AM
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A. Because it has been infected with the t-virus

Q. Why was it infected with the t-virus?
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04-22-2004, 05:31 AM
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A: Becous it ate a T-fruit.

Q: Why did it eat a T-fruit??
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04-22-2004, 08:35 AM
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A.Because it was created by T-nex.

Q.Why was it created by T-nex?
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04-22-2004, 09:10 AM
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A: Becouse I am GOD BWAHAHAHHAH

Q: Am I god??
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Hey, I have massive nuts. :@

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04-22-2004, 11:34 AM
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A: NO! BECAUSE I´M DUMB
Q: are i dumb
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04-22-2004, 01:49 PM
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A: Sure are, look at your grammar.
Q: Am I dumb?
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04-23-2004, 08:07 AM
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Only if you have goo in your pockets

Am I dumb?
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04-23-2004, 09:17 AM
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A: Maybe.
Q: Why did the chicken crosds the road?
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04-23-2004, 10:29 AM
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A. He crosdsed the road to open a theoretical Flibth-dimensional rift so he could summon a Gargel monster from the outer-dimensional bog world of Mij. See, crosdsing is a process by which small flightless fowls can open theoretical Flibth-dimensional rifts. It involves drawing occult patterns on a road with weasel blood, then using a Thran artifact, self-powered of course, to pinch spacetime and effect an anomaly known as Glibstein's Portal, a tear in the fabric of the multiverse.

Q. Can Ann Neely spell cross?
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04-23-2004, 11:41 AM
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A.He is

Q. why could'nt the bicycle stant up?
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  #829  
04-23-2004, 01:39 PM
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Whaddya mean, he is? You aren't even trying to answer my question! Even if you gave some sort of nonsensical answer, that's better than one that doesn't make sense! Waitaminute... let me think about another way of saying that. Actually, you are probably answering Ann's question. Well, yer too late! I answered it, now you must answer my question! Delete that post! Preserve the continuity of the thread!
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04-23-2004, 03:28 PM
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Sad Table For Two!

A: Yes, I can spell `cross', I was just in a hurry because I had to cry into a pillow ( I was typing up an extremely sad story before I came here.)

Q1: Why is that coke can talking to me?
Q2: Why were the little strawberries upset?
Q3: Can Oddish spell `Stand'?
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04-23-2004, 03:33 PM
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A1:It wants to be Pepsi.
A2:Because they were really rasberries!
A3:Only on Tuesdays

Q1:Will they make a Resident Evil: Exteme Double Dash to the Past Robot's Oddysee Half the Matrix of Halo the Sequel?
Q2: Will anyone post at my thread?
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04-24-2004, 04:10 AM
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Wha? ba?.. jaa? Anyway.

A1. It's yer imagention.Use yer imagention... to find out!

A2.I don't see your name on it.

Q. Can Al the Glukkon spell extreme?
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04-24-2004, 10:53 AM
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Oddworld Who wass the wise-guy that invented school, anyway?

A: Apparently not.

Q1: Who stepped on a Duck?
Q2: When is the age of not believing?
Q3: Where have all the happy endings gone?
Q4: Will I be tortured in Jr High School for liking Oddworld and Poke'mon?
Q5: Will there be a President Evil game? (With Abe Lincoln and George Bush?)
Q6: Who WAS the wise guy that invented school, anyways?
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CLOSE THIS ****ING THREAD!
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04-24-2004, 10:56 AM
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CLOSE THIS ****ING THREAD!
Well said *gives cookie*
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04-24-2004, 11:04 AM
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Why?

Oh well i had a good run
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04-24-2004, 11:05 AM
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*NUKES SPAM THREAD*
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04-24-2004, 12:23 PM
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Steak sauce: Not I!
A2: Right now, if I had any say in it. That's the problem with the world: too much faith. Namely in lousy presidents and gods that don't appear to help much.
A3: I don't know! Too many good novels with tragic endings! The Amber Spyglass, The Transall Saga, a vast majority of the Magic: The Gathering novels... Can't a good novel end without the death of a main character or the tearing apart of true love?!
A4: Not for liking Oddworld, no one knows what that is, and even if they did... it's cool! Pokemon? Yes. You will be tortured for liking Pokemon. But you've still got like a year till junior high right? Just try to outgrow it by then.
A5: Only if I become a game designer, heh heh heh! I don't think it would include Honest Abe though... it would have lousy presidents, like Nixon and the Bushes.
A6: I dunno, but he must not have been too wise. Lousy school.

Q1: Did you know that in Hawaii they eat SPAM sushi? I've had it. It's good. The SPAM isn't raw. It's like, cooked SPAM with rice and seaweed wrapped around it. Mmmm.
Q2: Didja notice my little pun? Instead of A1, I put "Steak sauce". Heh.
Q3: Where does the infamous phrase "All your base are belong to us." come from? This is an obscure one. Use either the Internet or someone who lived in an urban area during the late eighties to find the answer.
Q4: What would you do without me to provide little fun facts and a good dose of pedantic logorrhea?
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04-24-2004, 09:45 PM
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Ferill, if you wanted this thread closed or brought to attention, you should've pmed either me, Dave, peter or kristen I sincerely doubt any of us were actually reading this... Now that Hobo kindly brought it to my attention on MSn, however, I must say. 837 posts of stupidity in the form of questions and answers much like the versus thread, I think this has gone far enough past its point of interest...

*sends to the graveyard to be united with the fellow overly-long and stupid versus thread*
 


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