Corrupt a wish thread!

[Marvak]

You're obsessed with CalXDomino aren't you? XD
Alright, here goes;
We all get to meet them, I get to go up and hug Domino, but he freaks out because he's scared of sexual contact, and when he's floundering his arms around in panic he accidentally slaps Banabus in the face, who then gets mad and starts strangling him. Agent decides to stop the fight by pointing her gun at Barnabus, but then she accidentally pulls the trigger, killing Barnabus, which then makes Ricky really mad because Barny was his best mate. Cal suddenly spots a yaoi comic, turns pale and whacks Wic in the face, because he was the closest, and then Wic cries. Cylepso gets mad at Cal for being a meanie, then the Zrilufet eats them all. <3

I wish I could do whatever I wanted without bad concequences.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

I just find the CalXDomino thing humorous....I lol at teh chaos.....

There are no consequences for your actions, and so you grow spoilt and evil. You are not banned from the forums for being a jerk, and so the others plot against you. After a long and hard battle, Patrick kills you when he accidently pushed a piano down the stairts. Everyone rejoices and makes Patrick a moderator, mostly because all of the other moderators were killed by the piano.

I wish Patrick knew of the dumb CalXDomino jokes I keep bringing up.

[Marvak]

Granted! ... I PM'd him The corruption is that we have to wait for a reply.

I wish W@RF would reopen.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

You're dead Marclar. But I'm gonna wait for his reaction since I'm nosey...You better show me teh reaction.

It does! But in a dramatic opening sequence, everyone's characters wind up in hospital when Venks blows up another one of his characters. Even the doctors are hurt, and so we are all forced to move to Frakture Fallz and RuptureFarms is sold to Scrabbers. Cal annoys nurses in the hospital.

I wish we could answer our PMs faster.

[Patrick Vykkers]

That was strangely funny, sexy, and repulsive at the same time. In particular, the idea of Intern yaoi would be something I'd actually like to see, largely because it would be so damn weird it would be fascinating, like a Slig in love with a Glukkon. But CalXDomino? Write it, send it to me, and I'll laugh so hard my enormous stomach will roll like a death trap from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Make Malarkey fiction and I'll vomit from laughing. You have my permission to use any of my characters in fiction.

For the love of G-d, PLEASE tell me by Venks blowing up one of his characters you mean that in an explosive way?

Granted, but in the process you lodevop ydslexia and accidentally forward the Malarkey PM to everyone on the board.

I wish somoeone would make a graphic with Malarkey's head and the caption being "YOU GON GET RAPED".

[Marvak]

I think Zozo would have to be the one writing it. I suck at writing yaoi, specially if it's so OOC with one of MY FRIGGIN' CHARACTERS! ...But yeah, you have my permission also. I need a good laugh.

They do, but then Malarkey jumps out and rapes you. Repeatedly. With a bottle.
Seriously though, I'd actually do that for you if I wasn't already busy with the group pic.

I wish that Zozo would write the CalXDomino yaoi, if only to laugh at it.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

She thinks about it and decides she could perhaps go ahead with it later. But Lorne and the mods see it and become scared, so scared that Lorne freaks out and sell his Oddworld franchise....By accident to a manga company. they steal the CalXDomino idea and so it spreads around the world like wildfire. Cal, knowing the people responsible for this tarnishing of his reputation, sets out to hunt down and tazer Patrick, Zozo and Marvak. We all get tazered and cry.

That was strangely funny, sexy, and repulsive at the same time. In particular, the idea of Intern yaoi would be something I'd actually like to see, largely because it would be so damn weird it would be fascinating, like a Slig in love with a Glukkon.
For the love of G-d, PLEASE tell me by Venks blowing up one of his characters you mean that in an explosive way?

Yes #9 or #10 died.
Shii, he's onto me about my slig character Namanchier...

They do, but then Malarkey jumps out and rapes you. Repeatedly. With a bottle.
Seriously though, I'd actually do that for you if I wasn't already busy with the group pic.

...You want to rape Patrick?

I wish I had the time and motivation to take out the CalXDomino idea right now.

[Chubfish]

Granted, but I just get bored and blow you up cause I cant think of a good corruption right now.

I wish I had my tonsils back I miss them for some reason.

[Marvak]

...You want to rape Patrick?

NOOO! I was referring to drawing the picture!!! D: *cries*

You have them back, only to discover you need to remove them again.

I wish I wasn't so tired and beat down.

[skillyaslig]

Granted, now ytour so hyper you go mad and kill people with a pitchfork, then blow up your house and eat the prime minister.

I wish Some one would join my forum. I'm a loner! Well, one other person...

[Chubfish]

Granted, now your forum has one other member on there. But you want more as you become to get greedy, and make spammy topics to do on the subject of your forum. Eventually, you have over 9000!1 members. But then you want more and more. Suddenly, everyone gets banned for not helping you with your forum and you have no one left on your forum. Apart from your loner self. Muhahahaha!

I wish I didnt have a sore throat and a massive cut on my left knee.

[Marvak]

Granted. You now have a sore left knee and a massive cut on your throat!... Causing you to die. Aw.

I wish I could open my birthday presents today.

[Chubfish]

Granted. You now have a sore left knee and a massive cut on your throat!... Causing you to die. Aw.

Ouch, reversed pains.

Granted, you open your presents today. Little do you know that your parents and friends hadn't bought you anything yet since your birthday wasn't today and they weren't ready with all the gifts. You open one, and see nothing inside. Muhahaha-again!

I wish I was less evil.

[Patrick Vykkers]

Granted, but Jesus assrapes you in purgatory for merely 500 years, as opposed to 100000.

I wish people would post in my RPGs.

[Chubfish]

Granted. Lots of people post in your RPGs. Of how much the RPGs suck and then you get blamed for it and then you eventually get banned because the mods don't want you making another bad RPG where everyone will post bad comments again, spamming up the forum...!

I wish Patrick Vykkers was evil. Evil-er.

[Patrick Vykkers]

Granted, but I cease to exist as PV is defined as good. PV-E exists in my place, and kills you.

I wish I was a rich man.

[Chubfish]

Granted. But your not a man anymore. Your a woman! And also I rob all your money of you!

I wish I was just plain, normal and simple.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

You are boring.

I wish I could fly!.... Well I've probably already said thast before but oh well, flying dreams are fun.

[Chubfish]

Granted! YOU FLY! Into me. I then die but my Chubfish body can't die. So I get back up and eat the world including you. And you die! And I live!

I wish that I could fly.

[Marvak]

You fall out of the sky, and through a roof building to find where the result of Zozo's CalXDomino fantasies are coming true... if you know what I mean. You are scarred for life.

I wish that I could make someone fail at life. Har, I'm mean.

[EDIT] Damn you, slow keyboard!

[Chubfish]

Wow, right at the same time. You could tweak it a little but...

Granted. You make me fail at life. Then I get my half-brother to kill you. NYA!

I wish I could blow up.

[Marvak]

Granted. You do, but in slow-motion, so you can feel every single muscle being sucked off your bones, and every bone being shattered and splintered...

I wish I could hug an Intern.
As far as Internophiles go, Malarkey is NOTHING compared to me.

[Chubfish]

Granted. You hug an intern and it blows up. Ha!

I wish I could eat this mouth watering chocolate pie now!

[Marvak]

It has a cherry bomb in it. It asplode. INSIIIDE OF YOOOUU.

I wish I had an oPod.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

It plays the Spongebob fun song and annoys those around you. You get tazered.

I wish I could do chapter two of the intern yaoi fic right now.

[Chubfish]

Granted. You get the oPod! It plays music! And guess what its other function is? IT BLOWS UP!

I wish I had more than one BOILER! I mean burger...

EDIT: damn, to quick. EDIT EDIT!: ARG! *corrupts oPod again*

[Marvak]

Yay, corrupting two wishes at once!

I wish I could do chapter two of the intern yaoi fic right now.

You do. But then your parents see it. They rest is history 8D

I wish I had more than one BOILER! I mean burger...

You BLOW UP! From eating too much.

I *also* wish for more Intern yaoi.
I swear I've been hanging around PV too much.

[Chubfish]

Granted. But it blows up when you read it! You get so annoyed that the whole world blows up and that makes me blow my brains out, and insert the brains of a chinese fish with no sense of humour.

I wish I was a glukkon.

[Marvak]

Granted. You lode all your moolah in a gabbiar auction. Hey you didn't say which Glukkon.

I wish... I... was... an Intern. Lawl.

[Chubfish]

Granted. Your a test intern, one of the unfortunate ones that is being tested on. A lab breed of Intern, lets say. They (the Vykkers) inject you with something and you BLOW UP!

I wish I was a Scrab! A big scary scrab!