Sex #2

[Pilot]

It's time to play Getting Gay with OWF!

Here's your host, Pilot.

Thank you, Sam.

I'd like to open with an obvious classic. If you don't like this.... then you're not gay.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Fucking seriously? Please stop.

[used:)]

Okay, that made "pingas" funny again.

Robotnik scared the shit out of me in that one.

uguu~

Now I get why Enchilado did that!

No more sugar for me at 2 in the morning.

[Pilot]

Fucking seriously? Please stop.

Stop whining.

Not everyone in the audience is gay folks BUT HEY, THAT'S AAAAAALRIGHT, HEH HEH.

Sam?

[used:)]

Nope, not everyone is packing fudge in Moira's bowels this evening, Pilot.

[Pilot]

Hah, well it looks like you're certainly packing in the jokes this evening.

*standing ovation*

[used:)]

*green "APPLAUSE" sign*

[Disgruntled Intern]

*red "BAN" sign*

[Pilot]

*large "BOO" sign*

Yeah everyone's havin' fun.

[Taco]

Are you even a real pilot, Pilot?

[Disgruntled Intern]

Don't ask him, ask Moya.

[Taco]

I don't know who that is or what inside joke you're referring to. Anyway, to answer the original question and stay on topic like a Good Member, 2-month difference, both 16. It was awesome

[enchilado]

damn you all i'm a fucking virgin

[Disgruntled Intern]

damn you all i'm a fucking virgin

Taco, go read this and stfu.

[Taco]

You're so nice to me DI.

Oh and just to stay on topic:

[enchilado]

He's a charming bloke, nice to everyone.

[MA]

I don't know who that is or what inside joke you're referring to. Anyway, to answer the original question and stay on topic like a Good Member, 2-month difference, both 16. It was awesome

you're like a robot. a boring robot.

EDIT: and Taco, why are you letting Havoc fuck you?

[Taco]

Who says I'm consenting? And I knew someone would make a havoc reference because of that pic. You guys are predictable robots

[MA]

i just knew you'd make a robotic, calm and collected statement like that. you're a robot.

[enchilado]

ima robot thats why i no get laid

[MA]

and Taco, if you didn't wish for a reference about Havoc, why did you post the picture? the thread is about sex, not zoophilia - PLEASE DON'T JOIN JUST TO POST IN HERE, WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK

[Hobo]

God damn it. If Hitler was still alive, I'd ask him to Holocaust all of you.

Except DI.

[Havoc]

You're so nice to me DI.

Oh and just to stay on topic:

*fap fap fap*

[Disgruntled Intern]

God damn it. If Hitler was still alive, I'd ask him to Holocaust all of you.

Except DI.

AWWWWWWW


for the record, i'm not a robot but i've got a mechanical hand

[used:)]

^DALTH VADEL

FUCK YOU

I'M A VIRGEN

[OANST]

^DALTH VADEL

FUCK YOU

I'M A VIRGEN

I don't know if anyone told you, but sex is really quite awesome. You should try it out some time.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Except when Dorian only wants me to be on top then its like doin pushups and situps at the same time only with my wiener involeved i mean come on

[OANST]

Except when Dorian only wants me to be on top then its like doin pushups and situps at the same time only with my wiener involeved i mean come on

I haven't been on top in a looooong time. I refuse to do push ups during sex.

[Disgruntled Intern]

How's that pimp hand? Strong, I assume.

[abe is now!]

You lucky adult men, I can only wish I'll be like you! I think I'm going to be this shit for a long time if I don't change