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04-04-2007, 12:00 PM
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A. Day the day he died.
Q. One fish, two fish, red fish, _____ fish.
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A: Blue fish.

Q: Who is Jeremy Pinderson?
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04-04-2007, 12:19 PM
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A. Ya mum.
Q. How much does the 'Candy Man' cost?
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04-04-2007, 12:20 PM
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A: A few pence if his name is Bertie Bassett.

Q: Who shot my guitar?
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04-04-2007, 12:25 PM
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A. Alf_shall_rise did.
Q. Would youy be happy if an arab bombed the white house and all the politics were inside?
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04-04-2007, 12:47 PM
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A: Not really. Then anarchy'd ensue, and that's never fun (and for the record, it's "politicians" ).

Q: What's the greatest video game ever created?
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04-04-2007, 04:43 PM
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HALOOOO! (edit: and maybe metroid)

Ridley says what?

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04-04-2007, 04:57 PM
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Yeah. He's been saying that for a while... Surprized you didn't hear him.




What the hell do head-humpers do?
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04-04-2007, 07:41 PM
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A: Hump heads...?

Q: G'd 'em?
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04-04-2007, 08:24 PM
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A: Totally.

Q: Wut?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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04-04-2007, 08:29 PM
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Man-made fish bits.

Stomach Sandwich or Tongue Toast?
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04-04-2007, 08:38 PM
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A: Tongue toast. Yummy.

Q: Is there a fly in my soup?
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04-04-2007, 09:03 PM
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A: No, there's an eye in your soup.

Q: Wedding! Whose is it?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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04-05-2007, 11:50 AM
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A. It's Oddjob, getting married to his pet rock.
Q. Whats oddjob's wifes [the rock] name?

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It's stupid answers for stupid questions. not sensible answers for sensible questions.

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04-05-2007, 12:34 PM
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A: I have no idea what you asked. Your English is horrid, sir.

Q: Would I make a good forensic analyst?
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04-05-2007, 04:47 PM
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Well, assuming you can analyze forensics, sure...




damn.... what's a really stupid question?
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04-05-2007, 10:58 PM
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Yes, he cant even read people's questions how could he be a
forensic analyst

Why do people keep watching TV?
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04-06-2007, 08:27 AM
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A: Because there are hypnotic waves that come out of ever television that compel them to watch it.

Q: Why can't summer hurry up and get here?
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04-06-2007, 08:45 AM
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Amen. Frost on the ground, no sun, a stiff wind and 25 degrees in Two Rivers. I blame Al Gore.
Who do you think would be a better friend to have, The Fresh Prince or Jazzy Jeff? I'm a Jazzy Jeff guy, The Fresh Prince seems like a real flatleaver.
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OT: I don't know if Stattik's style of stupid Q&A is appropriate, but I'll answer anyway. Sorry, Stattik if you are alright with how you are posting.

A: Jeff Randall, not Marty Hopkirk.

Q: Where did Mr Bean go?
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04-06-2007, 12:24 PM
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A: Off to a normal acting career, which is a shame. I liked Mr. Bean.

Q: If a gang threatened your entire family, what would you do?
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04-06-2007, 01:00 PM
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A: Cry. Then move. Across Country. Or out of country, if the police couldn't do anything about it.

Q: Favorite practical joke?
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04-06-2007, 01:05 PM
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A: "Hey, I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this tragedy, but...you're entire family was killed by a drunk driver. I'm very sorry that this has befallen your en-April Fools! Why are you looking at me that way? It was a joke. Hey, put tha knife down! Sheesh, what's this world coming to when an innocent joke involving the death of your entire family isn't appreciated?"

Q: Wasn't that a long explaination?
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04-06-2007, 01:16 PM
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A: Eh. I've heard (read) longer.

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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
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04-06-2007, 02:03 PM
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A: You.

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A: I'd confess.
Q: What is love?
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04-06-2007, 02:20 PM
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A: A song from Haddaway.

Q: What are you listening to right now?
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04-06-2007, 03:47 PM
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A: Opie and Anthony.

Q: Aren't you bored?
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A: I aren't bored.
Q: Is english your unnative language?
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A. Quite impossibley not so on opposite day.
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