The thing about dieting is that you have to stick to them for a long time. Additionally, I really like food, and can't stand how bland most 'healthy' crap is. I'm not saying I'm making nothing but fried garbage, it's actually quite the opposite. It's just not a low calorie/carb menu.
As far as her 'urges', yeah, she does, but we have completely conflicting schedules. She's working full time while I'm in school full time, so she works all day while I'm on campus, and while I get home a couple of hours before she does, I spend that time being 'house bitch', which basically means tidying up, getting dinner ready, and doing whatever needs to be done. So when she gets home she's completely zonked as she works in a private orthopedic clinic that sees well over 200 patients a day, so our evenings pretty much consist of eating, cuddling, me studying/doing homework, possibly playing a video game together/netflix, then going to sleep. We're both just busy and tired.
I'm assuming that by you asking "And can't she just hm.. please you?" that you mean oral sex, which I've brought up before, but that's something that only goes on as foreplay, not, uh, from start to finish, as she says the size of my penis makes her jaw hurt. Flattering in principle, but it does little in the way of sexual gratification. As far as a handjob goes, please. I've always laughed at the idea of women trying to give me a handjob. I've been doing it myself for years, you know? I've got it down to a science. Don't bother.
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