Bits and Pieces V -

Mac Sirloin · #**691** 07-15-2010, 01:03 PM

WOO JORDAN

I CAN'T SIGN UP BECAUSE I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH

I was the one holding the camera, by the way. Feel free to watch the pan to the car as many times as you want.

Sekto Springs · #**692** 07-16-2010, 03:01 AM

***Nate*** · #**693** 07-16-2010, 04:36 AM

There's an 'n' at the end of 'goddamn', by the way.

Ridg3 · #**694** 07-16-2010, 07:38 AM

Rapper Suffers Epic Bitch Slap Mid Flow

Exactly what I’d like to do to anyone who Auto Tunes.

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STM · #**695** 07-16-2010, 10:33 AM

OMG that Jordan thing made me lol and not much does that! Foam pole to the face untoppable.

Wings of Fire · #**696** 07-16-2010, 04:04 PM

Sekto Springs · #**697** 07-16-2010, 04:07 PM

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There's an 'n' at the end of 'goddamn', by the way.

I think that it was clearly written by a retard is part of the charm.

And Joe, Candwich is the future. Get with the times.

Pilot · #**698** 07-16-2010, 08:14 PM

Just saw this while posting a garage sale ad on craigslist.

Sekto Springs · #**699** 07-16-2010, 08:50 PM

God Hates Nerds.

Also this.

Emesdee · #**700** 07-17-2010, 12:27 AM

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Also this.

I have to agree with #18.

***Nate*** · #**701** 07-17-2010, 02:49 AM

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

shaman · #**702** 07-17-2010, 06:51 AM

Hazel-Rah · #**703** 07-17-2010, 10:07 PM

T-nex · #**704** 07-18-2010, 01:58 AM

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That really wasn't funny. It just seems like more political war material from the republican side.

Aaaanyway...

Josh · #**705** 07-18-2010, 02:05 AM

At first I thought those were Tampons.

***Nate*** · #**706** 07-18-2010, 03:03 AM

The truth about lies in internet dating.

***Alcar*** · #**707** 07-18-2010, 05:04 PM

You mean I've been telling the truth for nothing?

Not that my goal was a relationship, mind.

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #**708** 07-18-2010, 06:03 PM

Yeah, that's been my worry too. If the general assumption is that everyone thinks their dick is 2 inches longer than it really is, should I lie and add 2 extra inches even if I know precisely how long it is, scientifically speaking?

Havoc · #**709** 07-18-2010, 06:07 PM

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I like how stupid republicans still think mandatory health insurance is a bad thing...

***Alcar*** · #**710** 07-18-2010, 08:10 PM

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Yeah, that's been my worry too. If the general assumption is that everyone thinks their dick is 2 inches longer than it really is, should I lie and add 2 extra inches even if I know precisely how long it is, scientifically speaking?

That's an ethical decision you will have to make

Given the amount of times I've hooked up with someone, only to find out that they are 5'6" as opposed to 5'10", their dick is 2 inches shorter, and their idea of what substantiates a "swimmer's" build is skewed, I'm left wondering if they know they're lying, or if they have honestly measured incorrectly and/or don't own a god damn mirror.

As one of my friends once said, "What's the point in lying? Once you get there, and you're not what you made yourself out to be, they're going to leave."

Alcar...

OANST · #**711** 07-19-2010, 07:05 AM

My dick is three inches long. Did I do it right?

Ridg3 · #**712** 07-19-2010, 07:10 AM

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My dick is three inches long. Did I do it right?

No... you're supposed to lie about the length.

OANST · #**713** 07-19-2010, 07:29 AM

Shit.

STM · #**714** 07-19-2010, 08:13 AM

You see that's where i've been going long, I always thought people meant girth! So 18 inches can be a put off! XD

Ridg3 · #**715** 07-19-2010, 09:01 AM

I hope you take a boner and have a heart-attack.

Strike Witch · #**716** 07-19-2010, 09:35 PM

This was pretty amazing.

Wings of Fire · #**717** 07-19-2010, 09:55 PM

***Nate*** · #**718** 07-19-2010, 10:38 PM

Amazingly, no-one was seriously hurt.

Sekto Springs · #**719** 07-20-2010, 06:46 PM

One of the better memes out there. Here's some of my favorites;

***Nate*** · #**720** 07-20-2010, 07:14 PM

(check out the image on the right)