Corrupt a wish thread! -

Marvak · #**691** 07-10-2007, 06:22 AM

It causes teh Forums to ASPLODEZ!!! Lawl.

I wish that someone would post in W@RF... again. Even though I just posted. Rofl.

Chubfish · #**692** 07-10-2007, 07:30 AM

Granted, but then because you had already posted, the person who posts his post gets erased and the whole forums get erased and then Alcar comes and (rapes you) destroys your home. Evil...

I wish that someone here would blow up the moon.

Slig 7665 · #**693** 07-10-2007, 08:19 AM

Granted but the loss of the moon causes a chain reaction that destroys the world and everything in it.

I wish I was boba fett of starwars.

Alf Shall Rise · #**694** 07-10-2007, 08:50 AM

You turn into Han Solo, I turn into Boba Fett and turn you into STONE!

I wish for a hatchet.

Chubfish · #**695** 07-10-2007, 08:54 AM

Granted, a plastic one.

I wish for more post count...

Alf Shall Rise · #**696** 07-10-2007, 09:05 AM

This thread closes and gets put into Necrum Burial Grounds, thus reducing your post account by a lot.

I wish for a real hatchet and that I would be stuck on a snowy place of nowhere, from crashing on a plane.

Chubfish · #**697** 07-10-2007, 09:07 AM

Granted, you dont get a hacthet though and your mother thinks its best not to go on an aeroplane for a while whilst she recovers from some illness...

I wish I had more free time.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**698** 07-10-2007, 10:18 AM

You waste it, like I do.

I wish i had the guts/motivation to go use the info@Oddworld email thingy.

Alf Shall Rise · #**699** 07-10-2007, 10:27 AM

I scoop out your guts...

I wish for the biggest KER-PLOW ever!

Chubfish · #**700** 07-10-2007, 10:27 AM

Granted, but it comes out like a ker-no...

I wish for more pieszzorz!1

Daxter King · #**701** 07-10-2007, 03:03 PM

The pie rapes you with a Gotengo shaped dildo.

I wish I had not seen Chicken Little.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**702** 07-10-2007, 03:05 PM

You saw Nightshift Nurses instead(Shudders).

I wish someone would hurry up and post in the RP section already, my eyes are strained.

skillyaslig · #**703** 07-10-2007, 03:09 PM

Granted, I post but you skid on a squid and go into a coma for 67 years.

I wish I had a turtle

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**704** 07-10-2007, 03:12 PM

It tries to bite your family and friends. The two of you seek refuge on a desolate hill until the day you...Die. Fun.

I wish Skillyaslig would email info@Oddworld and get some interesting answer to share with us....

Post in the Rps Skillyaslig....(Smacks head on keyboard and falls asleep)

skillyaslig · #**705** 07-10-2007, 03:37 PM

granted, but I cant rememeber any of them, and fall asleep and the house catches fire, and I cant post.

I wish I had swords for fingers.

I was gonna jion across the boarder, just need tha read it though, then my friggin computer froze...

Daxter King · #**706** 07-10-2007, 03:46 PM

When masturbating you cause life traumatizing scars.

I wish that people would die.

Alf Shall Rise · #**707** 07-10-2007, 06:40 PM

We do die. Now we're all immortal.

I wish for coffee NAO.

Daxter King · #**708** 07-10-2007, 09:30 PM

The coffee spills on your dick and leaves you unable to use it.

I wish people would make more interesting wishes.

Alf Shall Rise · #**709** 07-10-2007, 09:45 PM

We make bland wishes! Like below.

I wish for a balloon. That's red.

Marvak · #**710** 07-10-2007, 10:06 PM

It pops. Aww.

I wish for another meat pie. A yummy one.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**711** 07-11-2007, 04:40 AM

It's a meech pie. With Sturg the meech in it. Zerox gets mad that you ate his RP character, and chases you down the street with a slipper.

I wish I could explode! Again. Even though I already wished for that.

Alf Shall Rise · #**712** 07-11-2007, 08:51 AM

You exploded, but have killed your loved ones right next to you.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**713** 07-11-2007, 08:57 AM

Its bigger, but an anthro fairydogmother named Gizzybiscuits lives there, who messes up the place with her magic. Magic mushrooms grow everywhere, the furniture comes to life, crazy people live around the manshion's corridors and romms and thats just some of the chaos. You go nuts, jump out of the window and injure Nate and Max when you smash through the bus they were in.

I wish I knew who my characters blood doner is gonna be in WARF.

Alf Shall Rise · #**714** 07-11-2007, 08:58 AM

Ha, ok hang on gotta think of a corruption...

You find out it is going to be the least person you like (sorry..I'm not in W@RF)

I wish for an UNPOPABLE balloon.

Chubfish · #**715** 07-11-2007, 09:03 AM

I balloon suddenly loses all its air. It didn't pop though, did it! HAHAHAHA-

I wish for a balloon that had superpowers!

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**716** 07-11-2007, 09:26 AM

Its power is exploding. Which it can only do once. Whilst killing everything in its blast raduis.

I wish Venks would come online so Chris could answer Slaveless's character so Slaveless could do something with the operation on my character before he/she goes.

Chubfish · #**717** 07-11-2007, 09:35 AM

Granted, but then the universe ka-plodes. And thats my corruption.

I wish some more people would go to the OWF chat.

Dracula’s Ex · #**718** 07-11-2007, 06:06 PM

Granted, but there are too many, and you cant keep track and your head blows up.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**719** 07-11-2007, 09:06 PM

Granted. It's super-high-octain-ultra-caffinated, though, and gives you the mother of all caffine buzzes. You're so wound up you end up causing a massive, 27-car pileup on the interstate where everyone dies, with brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere. Not to mention your friend Robert's disembodied head.

I wish I could get the therapy I need.

Marvak · #**720** 07-11-2007, 09:51 PM

It's from a Shrink. And it doesn't like you.

I wish for chocolate that didn't make me fat and didn't make me get pimples.

P.S. Weird Al Yankovic is awesome.