Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer

[paramiteabe]

A: Becaus a seet is sit which is a soot lalalala!

Q: S is a B which a 4 letter bonker which came to the brown garbage bag under the orange street in a jar, with cockroaches came to the house by the bed in the sky down is a kookie midnight when man saw the pork come up the stairs at Mook on the pork rind last night in the land of looky jocky loke of Johney joe joe. Why?

[big bro boogie]

A; thats why!

Q: why shouldn't I be a kookie

[Splat]

Because if you were a cookie you'd leave crumbs on the keyboard


How many clockwork bananas would it take to make a lightbulb turn magically into an exploding brick?

[Abe's son]

- 12 boy, start eatin' them nanners...

Pancakes?

[sligster]

A: And syrup

Q: Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an Ambulance.....why?

[Seargentbig]

A: Ohh! Because Everyone likes pizza, no-one likes an ambulance.
Q: Why do I keep walking into walls?

[Statikk HDM]

Because you have no depth perception
Q.How the hell did this thread get so big?

[Splat]

Cause people kept reading the stupid questions and giving stupid answers: in other words, cause were all amazingly bored!


Why are we all so bored?

[Esus]

because OW4 isn't out

Why is France south of England?

[Mojo]

Because it's not.

Why is there a crack in my wall???

[Esus]

Lack of care.

Why do you care?

[Splat]

i dont

why have all our questions/answers suddenly got really short (not including this one)

[paramiteabe]

A: Because Because neh neh!


Q: Leeng long loo leek lok leek luke why am I an idiot?

[T-nex]

A: Look at your message and find out why

Q: Why did that smiley smile?????????????

[Joe the Glukkon]

A.)Because it's happy to see *Drops dead*
Q.)Is Max The Mug a real Mug?

[Sekto Springs]

Why don't you ask him yourself?
(that was a question and an answer)

[Joe the Glukkon]

A.)Well, wouldn't it be wierd talking to a Mug you drink out of?
(That's also an answer and a question)

[Esus]

of course not...

Is Abe(the mudokon)...... real?

[T-nex]

Well, why don't you ask the BIG RAISIN??
(That was also a question and answer)

[Esus]

because he scares me

Can you ask him for me?

[Joe the Glukkon]

A.)Sure.*Goes to kitchen and grabs a pack of raisins*Hi Mr.Raisin.Is Abe real?
Q.)Is Abe Babe Abe's babe?

[OANST]

A. Yeah, buddy!

Q. Where the hell have I been?

[Sekto Springs]

with your wife of course welcome back OANST

why did you ditch us?

[ANN NEELY]

Q1: A train leaves a blue banana at 57:00 in the midsummer. It crashes into a week old casserole. What is a Zoodledooddlemooklewoo?

Q2: Why are moms afraid of scary cows on the moon?

Q3: Why is your head on fire?

[Splat]

1. a thing
2. case they dont like orange milk
3. GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Q. GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH????

[Seargentbig]

A: Ah hah hah, ah... sorry. That was me.
Q: Why did I end up with nothing better to do than set splaty's hed on fire?

[Splat]

A: cause i havent posted in my wonderful fics for way to long. I really should go deal with that... maybe later!

Q. Why did i stop writing?

[T-nex]

A: Becous you like seeing us suffering!!
Q: Why does Splat like seeing us suffering????

[Seargentbig]

A: Because he's Splat
Q: If an electric train is going north, and the wind is going south, in what direction does the electricity go?

[ANN NEELY]

A: To Bloaty's Pizza Hog.

Q1: What IS the Hokey-Pokey all about?

Q2: Why do you have to catch 'em all?

Q3: Why is the sad cebu sad?

Q4: Is the canoe wood or aluminum?

Q5: Why is there a sign in my head that says, "For Rent"?