Sex #2 -

used:) · #**661** 12-30-2009, 07:25 PM

But seriously, when's the next chapterette coming out?

Sekto Springs · #**662** 12-30-2009, 07:27 PM

My friend's sister is an otaku. She translates for me. That's pretty much the extent of her usefulness.

Strike Witch · #**663** 12-30-2009, 07:28 PM

Is she cute?

Sekto Springs · #**664** 12-30-2009, 07:31 PM

If she was a cartoon, she would be Audrey from Atlantis minus the accent. Any additional cuteness she may have to offer is offset by her garish Otaku-ness.

Strike Witch · #**665** 12-30-2009, 07:32 PM

Hmm.

what series is she into.

Sekto Springs · #**666** 12-30-2009, 07:33 PM

Don't bother, she's not a lesbian.

Strike Witch · #**667** 12-30-2009, 07:35 PM

No no, I can tell a lot about a person if you can tell me her animu and mangu preferences.

Wings of Fire · #**668** 12-30-2009, 07:36 PM

I call bullshit on that sorry, lots and lots of bullshit.

Sekto Springs · #**669** 12-30-2009, 07:36 PM

I really don't know. Sorry.

Strike Witch · #**670** 12-30-2009, 07:37 PM

Just stick your head into her room and look at her bookshelf or DVDs? Be a man, Chris.

Sekto Springs · #**671** 12-30-2009, 07:38 PM

If I do this, you owe me.

Strike Witch · #**672** 12-30-2009, 07:39 PM

Chris is a man's name, and you're a man!

Fujoshi's honour.

MA · #**673** 12-30-2009, 07:41 PM

oh its all changed now.

OOH ARR

T-nex · #**674** 12-30-2009, 07:50 PM

You guys are all a bunch of naughty ppls! No Christmas presents for you!

Strike Witch · #**675** 12-30-2009, 07:55 PM

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But seriously, when's the next chapterette coming out?

It awaits you.

used:) · #**676** 12-30-2009, 07:56 PM

Already replied.

Pilot · #**677** 12-30-2009, 07:57 PM

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harem of horny old men posing as teenage girls on MSN.

That's quality.

WoF, you're a worse braggart than I am.

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You guys are all a bunch of naughty ppls! No Christmas presents for you!

Ban? Ban.

***Nate*** · #**678** 12-30-2009, 10:45 PM

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(14:42:37) WoF: I just went up to professional troll in one post
(14:42:40) WoF: Go me

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Your weary words and long overdue venom are like vapours to my nasals, for I am truly Satan. Prince of Darkness.

Nope. That's an amateurish effort if I've ever seen one. You're trying waaaay too hard.

And now, seeing as the Offtopic Fairy is on vacation, the OWF Fertility Idol declares that you must go back to talking about sex.

Strike Witch · #**679** 12-31-2009, 01:03 AM

I would like to hear the story behind the original non-photoshopped statue, actually.

I mean, I could google "big dick holding up plate of balls statue" but I don't think I'd get what I'm looking for.

MeechMunchie · #**680** 12-31-2009, 01:42 AM

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OOH ARR

GEET OFF MOI LAND

Wings of Fire · #**681** 12-31-2009, 04:00 AM

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Nope. That's an amateurish effort if I've ever seen one. You're trying waaaay too hard.

Yeah well, being able to edit your post after someone has replied is fucking stupid.

Strike Witch · #**682** 12-31-2009, 04:04 AM

No, it's a godsend.

Wings of Fire · #**683** 12-31-2009, 04:07 AM

If you're not inclined to think before you post.

Strike Witch · #**684** 12-31-2009, 04:13 AM

So anyway, dick statue?

Josh · #**685** 12-31-2009, 04:16 AM

I'M A DICK!

Why do all these things happen when i'm not here?

If a noobie happens to enjoy taking advantage of little girls, I think it's okay to do whatever we want to him.

***Nate*** · #**686** 12-31-2009, 04:17 AM

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Yeah well, being able to edit your post after someone has replied is fucking stupid.

No extra context would make your post anything but a proto-trollish attempt at nastiness. Face it, you just don't have it in you.

Strike Witch: Sadly, I made that picture years ago and don't remember where the source image came from. I suggest you Google Image Search for 'fertility idol' or 'statue with penis'. It's quite an education, and hilarious to boot.

OANST · #**687** 12-31-2009, 06:21 AM

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DI was the first to do it, he was the only one to do it right, and we don't need more than one of him.

Speaking of sex, how do DI's yum yums taste? Are they delicious? Hmmmm?

used:) · #**688** 12-31-2009, 06:36 AM

Yeah, there are little idols with grotesquely large penii in souvenir stores here.

Sekto Springs · #**689** 12-31-2009, 09:12 AM

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Speaking of sex, how do DI's yum yums taste? Are they delicious? Hmmmm?

Alot like April's.

OANST · #**690** 12-31-2009, 09:29 AM