Q. Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail? (anyone who gets that referance gets 100 points)
(Down by the baaaaaaay...)
A: Startin' up the barbque.
Q: What do you do when the pink elephants are on parade?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: Cry for a little bit, then realize I don't really care and go on with life.
Q: What do you wear when you drive a truck?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
Last edited by Reiji Neko Mitsukai; 04-01-2007 at 08:37 PM..
: Forgot question mark.
"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: As long as you knew that Wilie was a hippie. And you didn't answer my question.
Q: April fools?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: Sofa king we Todd Ed. (Haha- Sorry. My uncle taught me that one.)
Q: Do you drive a truck with high heels on?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: no, because then the heels would probably break from trying to slam the breaks in time, to avoid the ugliest little purple chupathingy that was crossing the road to get away from the lightbulbs with the giant koala leader and to prove that if you beat coffee with pantyhose, it will bleed.
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