Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

Abeguy · #**631** 12-02-2003, 07:19 PM

A: is this a valid Answer?

Q: well, is it?

$andy Mudukon · #**632** 12-03-2003, 05:44 AM

A: dunno? is it?

Q: is there any one that likes eating hair?

Abeguy · #**633** 12-03-2003, 07:19 PM

A:the bubble in yo doodoo

Q: if won brite dae in thu midul ov thu nite,
too ded boyz got up too fite
if bak too bak thae faset eechuther
droo ther sords and shot eechuther
if the def plees men herd the noyz
came over ther and killd those too ded boys
woold yoo beeleev mie taeul tall
if yoo ast thu blinde man hoo saw it all?

(HEHE!!!)

Xakara · #**634** 12-04-2003, 10:28 AM

Of course, my sweet horse.

Question: How many Teletubbies do you need to kill me???

Abeguy · #**635** 12-04-2003, 07:25 PM

A: 10, if you poo in your chew

Q: why do we cry when someone must die?
and why do we mourne for a year?
But after some time with some spirit-lifting wine,
we go out and drink bitter beer?

Splat · #**636** 12-06-2003, 06:17 PM

A. And you think you have reasons to raise an eyebrow?!

Q. Why is my fish swimming upside down?

racla · #**637** 12-07-2003, 02:28 AM

A: Cause its not the fish its your eyes
Q: How many monkeys does it take to kick a leprechaun out of his house?

Sekto Springs · #**638** 12-07-2003, 02:31 AM

A: it doesn't matter, everyone knows that all species of monkeys have been banned from ireland ever since they started making shepherd's pie out of real shepherds

Q: if this and that wore a hat then what colour would it be?

Abeguy · #**639** 12-08-2003, 07:26 PM

A: the colors of his and hers multi-colored pee

Q: did you know yet that i am a poet?

Splat · #**640** 12-11-2003, 04:05 PM

A. I'd rather not have known!

Q. Can i go now?

Abeguy · #**641** 12-11-2003, 07:18 PM

A: not yet, my pet

Q: are you all being mean and telling me to stop
my beautiful poems, you want them to go pop?

oddguy · #**642** 12-12-2003, 02:47 AM

A: I'd only decide with my lawyer's pencil shavings present.

Q: If a monkey came up to you and gave you a cheesecake, what color condom would you wear to Bingo Night at the retirement home?

-oddguy

GrigtheSlig · #**643** 12-12-2003, 08:42 PM

A. Greenish Brown!

Q. Why is the turkey always greener on the other side?

Abeguy · #**644** 12-16-2003, 07:29 PM

A: because I am happy i didn't have to answer the question you did *starts puking*

Q: so, is that no? (to my first question up there^)

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Stupid Stopper!

CarboN · #**645** 12-17-2003, 04:56 AM

A: yes because all the known no's are doomed to burn in hell

Q: why is that evil monkey with a knife staring at me ?

Splat · #**646** 12-24-2003, 01:33 PM

A. Don't read this, just run!

Q. I told you not to read this and to run! Why are you running? Why are you still reading this?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MONKEYS ARE COMING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS SITTING THERE, READING THIS!!!! CAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME! AND NEITHER DID THEY!!!! BUT THEY ALL DIED IN THE END! AND SO WILL YOU! THEN YOU'LL ME SORRY! SORRY YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE I'LL BE LOCKED SAFELY INSIDE OF MY MONKEY-PROOF CONCRETE UNDERGROUND BUNKER AND WHERE WIL-L YOU BE? I'LL TELL YOU WHERE, OUTSIDE THE BUNKER BEGGING ME TO LET YOU IN! AND YOU'LL BE SORRY! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR NOT BELIEVING ME! BUT I WON'T CARE, I WON'T LET YOU IN AND YOU'LL ALL DIE AND IT'LL BE YOUR OWN FAULTS! YOUR. OWN. FAULTS! DIE NON-BELIEVERS, DDDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

CarboN · #**647** 12-25-2003, 04:33 PM

A: I have this golden banana, what will destroy all the monkeys if I want to, so all the monkeys are in my command!

Q: Should I destroy the monkeys or just eat the banana?

Loup Garou · #**648** 12-26-2003, 04:26 PM

A: Well it's all up to you. If you destroy all the mokeys, there will be overwhelming masses of spiders and other insects, which in turn, will take over the world. But if you eat the banana, then the monkeys will rule the world.

Q: How many spoons of sugar must I carry to feed the Man in the Moon??

Splat · #**649** 12-28-2003, 07:33 AM

A. You can't. 2 good reasons,
1. No person can live on just one substance, in this case, sugar. The results of eating nothing but sugar would not be nice.
2. There is no such thing as the man in the moon, it is a combination of craters that form together to create the image of a face.

Q. GAAAAAH! I JUST GAVE A SANE ANSWER TO A QUESTION!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

A to previous question: KILLTHEMONKEYSKILLTHEMONKEYSKILLTHEMONKEYS...KIIIIIIILL THHHHE MOOOOOOOONKEEEEEEEEEYS!

Q2. Why are you still reading this???

Alex · #**650** 12-29-2003, 03:53 PM

A:I don't know why I read your "story".
Q:Word of 4 letters what means word?...

Alex · #**651** 12-29-2003, 04:15 PM

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CarboN · #**652** 12-29-2003, 08:00 PM

A: a cat
Q: If I would just go upstairs and watch how my Guinea- pig eats his own poo?

Alex · #**653** 12-30-2003, 05:25 AM

(A):Not a cat this is a "word".

Alex · #**654** 12-30-2003, 05:28 AM

A:You will be mad!Hehe.
Q:If I go to my friend what will he say?

Splat · #**655** 01-27-2004, 08:26 AM

A. Flobadobadobadobadobadobadobadobadob ect ect.

Q. If someone invented a clockwork banana, what would it do?

Seargentbig · #**656** 01-28-2004, 12:55 AM

A: Tick, tock, explode, tick...

Q: what would happen if my watch spontaneously combusted on my arm?

paramiteabe · #**657** 01-28-2004, 04:56 AM

A: A water melon would say I am Mr. Black!

Q: Mommy whats Mexico?

Splat · #**658** 02-03-2004, 07:49 AM

A. It's a bat/apple hybreed that was invented by the american government to steal old peoples teeth.

Q. How many teeth does a wooden gorilla with 3 arms have?

Alex · #**659** 02-13-2004, 02:44 AM

A.2 teeth.
Q.Why are seet on the chair?

Alex · #**660** 02-13-2004, 02:46 AM

Q.Why are you seeting on the chair?