Corrupt a wish thread! -

Mutual Friend · #**631** 07-08-2007, 02:13 PM

I take back that thing about the grammar.

Bitter Buffalo · #**632** 07-08-2007, 02:24 PM

:

I take back that thing about the grammar.

I corrected it.

IAmHeavy · #**633** 07-08-2007, 02:42 PM

can we back back to the game?

You lose a baby mudokon that lives inside the brew because you didnt wish something.

I wish for a brew to have an ingredient of Quad Triple Double Chocolate. :]

Alf Shall Rise · #**634** 07-08-2007, 04:02 PM

Whoops, accidently put in vanilla...

I wish the keyboard was closer.

IAmHeavy · #**635** 07-08-2007, 04:20 PM

granted, 'cause vanilla is also my favorite :]

I wish for alf shall rise's keyboard to be 1mm away from each other, so alf shall type.

Fortesque13 · #**636** 07-08-2007, 05:16 PM

They are so away that Alf couldn't touch it with a 100-foot pole.

I wish for I had more depressive orchestral tracks...

IAmHeavy · #**637** 07-08-2007, 09:23 PM

searching_depressive_orchestral_tracks.exe
error.exe
orchestral_notfound.exe
[Press Press Insert Word to add the newest word into Global]
im just saying that because i dont know whats orchestral. :[

I wish for GT4 to be a very new GT4

Alf Shall Rise · #**638** 07-08-2007, 09:29 PM

OHH old GT4. Sorry dude.

I wish this was ALL JUST A DAMN DREAM.

skillyaslig · #**639** 07-09-2007, 12:13 AM

Granted, but you wake up and your bed eats you.

I wish I was a cannibal. yummy...

12345abe · #**640** 07-09-2007, 12:26 AM

You eat yourself and (GET RAPED

) die.

I wish my name on these forums wasn't 12345abe...

Flamefox · #**641** 07-09-2007, 12:40 AM

as you command but now your name is abe54321.

I wish I was allowed to kill people.

Marvak · #**642** 07-09-2007, 12:52 AM

Granted, but now everyone hates you because you killed their dearest friends and family, and you (get raped) get hunted down and shot by a sharpshooter working for the FBI.

I wish that Choice dude would stop being annoying by advertising his crap everywhere.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**643** 07-09-2007, 01:59 AM

:

Granted. I hear that she is very pretty.

O rly?

He stops, but sticks slig yuri up in the fancorner instead, with fancharacters that don't even belong to him.

I wish that person on DA would come back online so that I can ask permission to submit my fic on here...Have to ask her since it has her character in it.

Marvak · #**644** 07-09-2007, 02:16 AM

Granted, she comes online. But she doesn't grant permission.

I wish more people would post in W@RF

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**645** 07-09-2007, 02:21 AM

In these posts when people post, Cal is killed by Seb with a scrab leg when he hits on Cylepso, Agent dies because she doesn't get a blood transplant, Dimitrio is saddened by this death and goes insane like she did but turns into a necrophilliac and talks to her dead body, Tiro is caught possesing Tiny and is shot by #9 and Arnie gets fired for making the last meech into a meech munchie.

I wish I get to know what happens to Agent with the doctors...I swear, if Venks's character Chris tries on anything, she'll break his/her/s'her arms.

Marvak · #**646** 07-09-2007, 02:52 AM

Granted... Chris knocks her out with chloroform and makes her his/her/its love slave. After which she dies in agony because she didn't get treated for her bullet wound.
(That's what you get for killing Cal XP)

I wish spamming was punishable by death.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**647** 07-09-2007, 02:54 AM

:glare:You dirty little....

Since I accidently spammed in one of the htreads a lot, I die. That is an awful tradgedy, right?

I wish the person that Venks needs to reply to would post in W@RF so he can post and so I can post....I like RPing.

Marvak · #**648** 07-09-2007, 03:40 AM

:

That is an awful tradgedy, right?

For me, yeah, cos I like you. In a friendly non-lesbian way.

They do, but then Venks dies. ...So there

I wish that I could draw a finished picture of Barnabus without stopping halfway. Big Bros are hard to draw y'know.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**649** 07-09-2007, 03:42 AM

:

For me, yeah, cos I like you. In a friendly non-lesbian way.

Awww....I should probably add people to my friend's list.

You do your picture...But it comes to life! And starts yelling at you! Barnabus then comes out of the picture and stampedes through town, climbing to the top of a tower with Patrick Vykkers in his hand while roaring like king kong.

I wish....Agent got into a big fancy battle with Barnabus!

Marvak · #**650** 07-09-2007, 03:57 AM

Granted... but nobody wins because they both die of exhaustion. Aww.

I wish I could always understand what Seb was saying.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**651** 07-09-2007, 04:00 AM

:

Granted... but nobody wins because they both die of exhaustion. Aww.

Oh you killjoy.

You can.....But you discover that he is saying perverted things behind Cylepso's back, and you are disgusted.

I wish I could forsee the perverted things Venk's character Chris does.

Marvak · #**652** 07-09-2007, 04:07 AM

:

Oh you killjoy.

XP Nyaaah.

Granted, but you get so freaked out you get almost as traumatised as Domino is. Hah.

I wish Cal could meet Domino in W@RF... (can't remember if I wished this before, but I don't care either:P)

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**653** 07-09-2007, 04:15 AM

You did wish that before, so here I go again.

Cal meets Domino who is being tortured by Malarkey the evil kinky vykker. He saves Domino bybeating Malarkey up by with Agent as a club to beat him with. He pities the poor intern slave, and so the two become lovers. But Dimitrio is enraged that he hurt his friend, so the two duel. Dimitrio looses when he is ran over by Peach the scrab. He lies in pain on the ground, seen by Agent, who has another flashback. In her insanity, she kidnaps him and takes him on to the roof of RuptureFarms, where she ties him up, strokes his head while muttering "Hehehehehe, look! No hybrid vykker experiments to eat your other arm!" And thus Domino and Cal live happily ever after. You are disgusted.

I wish Agent could meet Cal and recognise him as a fugitive (

She was supposed to be catching fugitives, but turned soft on two of them. )

Marvak · #**654** 07-09-2007, 04:22 AM

:

Cal meets Domino who is being tortured by Malarkey the evil kinky vykker. He saves Domino bybeating Malarkey up by with Agent as a club to beat him with. He pities the poor intern slave, and so the two become lovers. But Dimitrio is enraged that he hurt his friend, so the two duel. Dimitrio looses when he is ran over by Peach the scrab. He lies in pain on the ground, seen by Agent, who has another flashback. In her insanity, she kidnaps him and takes him on to the roof of RuptureFarms, where she ties him up, strokes his head while muttering "Hehehehehe, look! No hybrid vykker experiments to eat your other arm!" And thus Domino and Cal live happily ever after. You are disgusted.

....WTFWTFWTFWTF. That is so incredibly out-of-character for Cal, I'm lmao here XD

*ahem* Uh... She does, but then Cal decides to (rape her) kill her with a lethal zap from his taser-that-he-treats-like-gollum-treats-the-ring. Preacousssssssss......

I wish that I would hurry up and finish that picture of PV's RPG characters.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**655** 07-09-2007, 04:33 AM

:

....WTFWTFWTFWTF. That is so incredibly out-of-character for Cal, I'm lmao here XD

*ahem* Uh... She does, but then Cal decides to (rape her) kill her with a ...

Well ya, but love can happen to anyone...

You cheated with teh tazerz...

I watched a bit of Lord of the rings yesterday, saw Smeagles jump into teh volcano.

You do, but Patrick laughs manically. You are confused, before he reveals his evil plot: he wanted you to draw the pictures so he could bring them to life and take over Israel. He doesn't get to take over Israel, but Arrack makes people sick. And no one likes being sick.

I wish someone could tell me what Sam is saying in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f57aYASKeRU&NR=1 . WARNING SAM WOOKS SCAWY!

Marvak · #**656** 07-09-2007, 04:44 AM

:

Well ya, but love can happen to anyone...

Well, yeah, but... Cal's a homophobe, he'd sooner bash Domino than fall for him XD

Granted, but you discover that his words are the spell to break the curse on mankind that causes us to be bloodthirsty, savage barbarians. Everyone is happy because no-one has the urge to kill anymore. Then, after about 100,000 years, we've all become softies, and evil aliens from outer space decide it's the prime time to invade earth and make us all their slaves.

...I wish I had a burrito.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**657** 07-09-2007, 04:48 AM

:

Well, yeah, but... Cal's a homophobe, he'd sooner bash Domino than fall for him XD

Love works in mysterious ways....

You didn't even look at the link, did you?

You do get a burito, but Agent 80085 pops out of it and punches you in the face.

I wish someone would follow the link to the picture of Fluffy that I posted in my fic.

Marvak · #**658** 07-09-2007, 04:52 AM

I did follow the link, FYI, and I followed the link to Fluffy too. It's nice, though the details are a little hard to see, maybe go over the lines with black pen or pencil. ...And thus your wish is rendered invalid, and corrupted at the same time

I wish that Interns weren't so hard to draw.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**659** 07-09-2007, 04:56 AM

They are too easy to draw, and so intern yiff spreads all over the place. And a random evil yaoi fangirl puts CalXDomino yaoi on the forums.

I wish I knew what would happen next when Agent has to get surgery to remove a bullet from her chest....I swear, if Chris-....

:PI kinda knew Cal was homophobic, I just like out of characterness sometimes.

And your picture on your userpage looks like a boy, yay you.

Marvak · #**660** 07-09-2007, 05:03 AM

:

They are too easy to draw, and so intern yiff spreads all over the place. And a random evil yaoi fangirl puts CalXDomino yaoi on the forums.

AAAAARGH AAARGH ARGH MY INNOCENT MIND FILLED WITH IMAGES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL, YOU MIND RAPIST!!!
But seriously that is creepy. I mean, I like Interns, but not that much.

:

And your picture on your userpage looks like a boy, yay you.

Oh, you are so flattering. :P

Uh... You do, but you go insane by the horrific news. Whatever it is. <3

I wish that I could get the images of CalxDomino yaoi out of my head. *cries*