Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

big bro boogie · #**631** 06-15-2005, 02:57 PM

A: Yo' Momma's mini-me
Q: mini-me?

OANST · #**632** 06-15-2005, 03:16 PM

A. mini-you

Q. mini-foshezee?

big bro boogie · #**633** 06-15-2005, 04:01 PM

A:knock-knock joke, don't like those

Q:Knock-knock?

OANST · #**634** 06-15-2005, 04:32 PM

A. Screw.

Q. You?

Leto · #**635** 06-15-2005, 10:30 PM

A : Pedro File.

Q: Aren't old spidermen scary?

Sheriff-Murder · #**636** 06-16-2005, 01:22 AM

A: What!? Ur telling that im crazy?

Q: how did i become an old spiderman?

Splat · #**637** 06-16-2005, 05:28 AM

A. Pixie dust!

Q. Or was it a fatal tumor that is slowly killing you while making you act irrationally as your skin turns red and blue?

big bro boogie · #**638** 06-16-2005, 05:28 AM

A: no it was you, Splat.
Q: was that a stupid answer?

Splat · #**639** 06-16-2005, 05:29 AM

A. DON'T EAT ME! I DON'T TASTE GOOD!

Q. Why did your answer not relate in any way to my question?

EDIT: Don't edit your answer after I've answered your question!

big bro boogie · #**640** 06-16-2005, 05:33 AM

A: lol, because i can't read
Q: Why is my browser freaking out?

Splat · #**641** 06-16-2005, 10:45 AM

A. Because you told it to eat me.

Q. How many mudokons does it take to change a ten pound note into 2 fives?

Leto · #**642** 06-16-2005, 09:52 PM

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Q: how did i become an old spiderman?

Zing!

A: 1.5 . Approximatley. Depends on whether one is your saviour.

Q: Is a mouse a computer thing, or an andimal? That is the question.

Dipstikk · #**643** 06-17-2005, 04:58 AM

A: Vegetable.

Q: The face of love?

big bro boogie · #**644** 06-17-2005, 06:40 AM

A: seems so
Q: Cheese or donuts?

OANST · #**645** 06-17-2005, 09:23 AM

A. Cheese doughnuts.

Q. Does Super Munch actually expect to get away with showing us old man testicles?

Leto · #**646** 06-17-2005, 05:54 PM

A: Yes, yes I do. Don't you all find them tantalising and hypnotic?

Q: d00d, WTF?

Abe16 · #**647** 06-18-2005, 11:06 AM

A: nOOb, OMG?

Q: What does it mean to get stuck in a printer?

big bro boogie · #**648** 06-18-2005, 02:39 PM

A: Never beeing able to escape without a banana in your nose.

Q: Are you guys gay, or am I just lesbian?

OANST · #**649** 06-19-2005, 10:53 AM

A. all of the above.

Q. sup?

Oddish · #**650** 06-19-2005, 11:06 AM

A.k

Q.yuz?

OANST · #**651** 06-19-2005, 11:14 AM

A. No! Yuz!

Q. Am I running out of good questions?

Munch's Master · #**652** 06-19-2005, 11:29 AM

A. Maybe.

Q. Can anyone here dance the cha-cha?

OANST · #**653** 06-19-2005, 11:34 AM

A. No.

Q Did I ever have any good questions?

big bro boogie · #**654** 06-19-2005, 03:30 PM

A: no comment
Q: Sleepy?

OANST · #**655** 06-19-2005, 05:14 PM

A. Yes.

Q. If god knows the future then how could there be free will?

Abe16 · #**656** 06-19-2005, 05:41 PM

A: read the Manual first!

Q: Where can you get the manual?

Sheriff-Murder · #**657** 06-20-2005, 02:11 AM

A: where it is.
Q: whats the subject?

Leto · #**658** 06-20-2005, 02:21 AM

Q: Well, well, there young chappy, there's you subject, so ring-a-ding-ding.

A: Why do they always send the poor?

big bro boogie · #**659** 06-20-2005, 05:48 AM

A: because the rich are the ones who send them.
Q: knife stands to spoon as a chicken stands to a(n) ...?

OANST · #**660** 06-20-2005, 10:27 AM

A. Cock a doodle poo

Q. Did you ever open up your eyes and see the sign?

p.s. I did. I opened up my eyes and saw the sign.

p.p.s. Life is demanding without understanding.