Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

Abeguy · #**601** 11-12-2003, 07:29 PM

A:no, no and double NO!!!!

Why is Zakara's Avatar cute?

Al the Vykker · #**602** 11-12-2003, 10:55 PM

I can now see why this topic has over 600 replies.

Xakara · #**603** 11-13-2003, 04:58 AM

A: Because i can FLY!!!

Q: Why is Al the Vykker so great???

Glukkon killer · #**604** 11-13-2003, 05:00 PM

A: cos you shuv kerosene down your throat then apply several coatings of animal fat.

Q: why is the person below me a complete tramp?

Hobo · #**605** 11-13-2003, 05:03 PM

Sorry I just had to reply to that.

*wonders off from thread*

whElk · #**606** 11-13-2003, 06:35 PM

A: Because you stole the word "Kerosene" from my wide vocabulary.

B: And you thought Jesus was sufficent?

Abeguy · #**607** 11-13-2003, 07:14 PM

Q:????

A: Why am i slowly falling in love with nobody?

mitsur · #**608** 11-13-2003, 10:52 PM

A: Because you love nothing therefore,you don't

Q:I have a purpose,why am I alive?

Abeguy · #**609** 11-14-2003, 07:25 PM

A: to call out HIPPO!

Q: why is the world hating me?

Al the Vykker · #**610** 11-14-2003, 10:33 PM

:

Originally posted by Xakara
A: Because i can FLY!!!

Q: Why is Al the Vykker so great???

I guess the only answer I have for that is:

Im a fair person, Im nice most of the time. I dont know if that makes me great, but thats not important to me.

Xakara · #**611** 11-18-2003, 09:49 AM

A: Because your nose is dripping kittens

Q: Has anybody seen my adorable, little Fuzzle? Its small, round and fuzzy... And it has CarboN is its mouth.

Splat · #**612** 11-18-2003, 05:21 PM

Is it this one?

Or this one?

Or any of these?

Am I wierd?

Abeguy · #**613** 11-18-2003, 07:22 PM

A: ci senor

Q: Como te llama?

:

A: yes sir
Q:what is your name?

Splat · #**614** 11-23-2003, 03:54 PM

Uh... Spat?

Is Abeguy a dur brain?

OANST · #**615** 11-24-2003, 07:35 PM

A. errr... phat.

Q. Grig?

oddguy · #**616** 11-24-2003, 09:47 PM

A: Had a hernia and is recovering. Nice to see ya oldie!

Q: How come my heart melts when I see old and not so tasty?

-oddguy

TheRaisin · #**617** 11-25-2003, 12:07 AM

Answer: Whenever you see him, he activates a horrible heart-melting device which turns your heart to jelly. You are now dead, and since you're obviously still able to type, you must be a zombie.

Question: If the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42, what is the question?

Xakara · #**618** 11-25-2003, 09:50 AM

That is the age of my Fuzzle.

Am I the only one here that has a skull made of chocolate?

big bro boogie · #**619** 11-26-2003, 12:43 PM

A: YESSSS, mine is made of chees

q:how come i killed somebody

(ps: im back ya big bunches of yused pants

)

Abeguy · #**620** 11-26-2003, 05:27 PM

A: cause i proneed you to do it

Q: why am i the ultimate OddFan?

Xakara · #**621** 11-27-2003, 12:11 PM

Because your pants are filled with cookies.

Why is my dog having a hot-dog?

Splat · #**622** 11-27-2003, 03:58 PM

Because your dog was preowned by some guy called Hanibal Lector (or somethin like that) but when Hanibal went into a loonybin his dog was sent to the pound. That's where you come in...

Q. Why is a computer mouse called a mouse when it's not furry and doesn't have big ears or a tail?

T-nex · #**623** 11-28-2003, 10:16 PM

A: Evolution changes

Q: Will there ever be a mouse. made out of plastic?

Splat · #**624** 11-29-2003, 10:59 AM

A:There already is!

Q:Why can't i think of anything to say... Is anyone out there? Am I just stuck here all alone and the nearest person lives millions of miles away?

Loup Garou · #**625** 11-29-2003, 12:53 PM

A: No you are not! I'm always behind my prey!

Q: What do I have up my nose??

big bro boogie · #**626** 11-30-2003, 05:41 PM

a: a dancin purple pimp

q: why is my head dancing like that purple pimp on loup's nose?

Dipstikk · #**627** 12-01-2003, 12:53 AM

A: Because Porple People Eaters went extinct during the Great Depression. Which I've come to find wasn't all that great.

Q: here is some little questions:
1. Has you some time to play football?
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby?
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old?

Abeguy · #**628** 12-01-2003, 07:11 PM

A:
1.no
2.???
3. double ???

Q:WHere aM I???

Xakara · #**629** 12-02-2003, 09:50 AM

In the looney department.

Why is my ass killing me?

Splat · #**630** 12-02-2003, 03:44 PM

A. ...You need to cut down on the chilli!

Q. Is this a valid question?