Sex #2

[Leto]

But what about a vagina that cuts your penis when you're having sex? And maybe a dod eats it then.

be very afraid.

[Pilot]

That tool seems more aggressive than preventative. I say, if a woman is that afraid of being raped, then she probably hates all men anyway.

[Leto]

personally, i do think it's a good idea, with one minor setback:

they don't really know exactly when they're going to get raped.

[Pilot]

That's what I'm thinking.

Wow, can you imagine? It goes in, but it don't come out!

[used:)]

Can't you just wait for it to, well...deflate?

[MA]

i'm surprised women had the guts to even wear these things back then. looks just as dangerous to them.

[Pilot]

I like that.

[Leto]

Can't you just wait for it to, well...deflate?

"Hey, i just slipt my dick in yo vagoo, lemme wait inside you a bit while my boner subsides. That all g?"

[Pilot]

I figure the thing will slip out of her vagoo if his member is still fully inflated and he pulls, unless her name happens to be Chyna.

[MA]

yes, the thing comes out the fanny when pulled, and remains on the dong using little inward hooks/spikes. apparently it can only be removed via surgery, thus hospital job and then the cells.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device

who the fuck would have had the guts to use this if it had been developed;

An early prototypical anti-rape female tampon was invented in late 2000 by Jaap Haumann, a South African man, for the purpose of preventing rape.[1] Haumann's device was designed to resemble a tampon for ease of insertion, and consisted of a hard cylindrical plastic core containing a tensioned spring blade primed to slice when pressed against by the tip of a penis. Following activation, a portion of the tip of the penis would be removed, in effect performing a minor penectomy.

[Leto]

oooooooic, i never thought of it that way. thank you for you insight into the subtopic of heterosexual rape: the vaginal pull.

[MA]

fuck sakes

[Pilot]

Vaginal pull...... ech, that's disgusting.

Anal push sounds much better.

[Naulahauta]

I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

[Leto]

lol that's awesome

[MA]

I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

WOW THAT'S AMAZING CAN I DO THE SAME TO YOU?

YOU KNOW, BIG SHAFT, LITTLE HOLE? SAME THING AMIRITE?

fail troll, Naulahooha or whatever your intricate name is.

[Naulahauta]

Uh.
What?

[Strike Witch]

If that's true you should be going to the jail now.

Well, if I was in charge. DON'T DROP THE SOAP

[Havoc]

Ugh, here we go again.

[Strike Witch]

[Hobo]

I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

Ugh, here we go again.

You're both dirty kiddy fuckers and the Daily Mail would cut your balls off.

[Josh]

I'm sure most people here would do the same

[MA]

Ugh, here we go again.

i know, i mean what is it with people not liking to hear about 13-15 year old children getting fucked by people who are sexually mature?

Uh.
What?

aww, is that a decline? don't wanna be violated?

this really is a topic i despise, so i'm gonna try and stay quiet. doubt it though.

[OANST]

I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

I'm opposed more to how stupid and cruel you are than to anything else. I said the same thing in the negrep I just gave you.

[Josh]

[MA]

Josh owns a small button & siren shop on the south coast, near Bognor Regis.

he sells out almost everyday. that and the pterodactyl porn.

[Havoc]

I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

Just to be clear, I don't approve of this either, for the single reason that he doesn't have the slightest bit of respect for her.

[Leto]

The way you've treated this new dude disgusts me, people. You guys should really get a new shtick.

Welcome to the forums, Naulahauta. Don't worry about these folk, they were still touching themselves at the age you were 'cashing back' so to speak

[OANST]

Nah. I don't see it.

[Pilot]

I'm with Leto, I'm really not about insulting noobs.

Grossing them out is another matter.