What are you reading?

[T-nex]

Why is it that guys expect girls to swallow, when they themselves think that drinking cum is the devil?

[MA]

thing is i think its disgusting either way.

[OANST]

Says the man who's swallowed for a cow. 'Professionally'.

[MA]

i wasn't god damn sucking off the bull, i was testing bloody milk.

[Bullet Magnet]

How sure of that are you? What if everything you've been taught about cows is wrong?

Now I've got you wondering. You know, if treated properly, by an expert, a good cow should live for eighty years and reach Mach 2 in full flight.

[Nate]

OK... So I read this booik that I was going to give to my sister called "Why men love bitches"....

I know all your secrets now guys! .... The book was ok but I don't really need it. My sister does though. She needs to me less emotional.

Is there any advice in there that could be practical for me? Or should I try and find the related book "Why Gay Men Love Shallow, Vapid Manwhores"?

[T-nex]

Is there any advice in there that could be practical for me? Or should I try and find the related book "Why Gay Men Love Shallow, Vapid Manwhores"?

Well...

The Book talks about how Girls are always too nice, give too much of themselves and how they don't know how to speak the language of the man. Some weird stuff like that.

It says that to keep a guy interested, you must only reveal yourself bit by bit, and if you try to please him too hard, he'd rather see you as an 'easy bootycall' rather than a woman of quality, that they'd wanna spend time and effort to please.

And she goes into more details than that. But she keeps repeating that pulling back is better than to give oneself completely as that a guy having a 100% hold on a girl is a bad sign and they get bored.

Of course I'm not a guy, and I don't know if that's true, but it seems to make sense :P Also she made that book interviewing lots of guys.

[Nate]

Yeah, it certainly seems to make sense with respect to most straight relationships I've observed. And also for my personal mindset.

Just not for the gays around here, who tend to request pictures of my wang well before seeing what my face looks like.

[Alcar]

It's efficient, isn't it?

None of this three dates bullshit.

Alcar...

[T-nex]

Yeah, it certainly seems to make sense with respect to most straight relationships I've observed. And also for my personal mindset.

Just not for the gays around here, who tend to request pictures of my wang well before seeing what my face looks like.

Well like any straight guy... There are probably gay guys who are respectful and gay guys who demand pics... Just like some pervert on the internet would ask for nakies of a girl before they see each other.... Some girl go one to greener grass-fields, while other girls do it and end up being booty-calls

It's hard to find a quality guy as it is to find a quality girl. I don't think gay has to do anything with it. Although I may be terribly wrong.
Gays do seem more open to sexual stuff in general, but I also think they can be respectful and nice too
In fact it's always been my impression that gays are more nice in general. Dunno why.

[Bullet Magnet]

Probably because you find yourself slapping away groping hands and directing attention back to your face less frequently with gay guys.

[Wings of Fire]

In addition I'm also reading Bertrand Russell's The Problems of Philosophy and A. J. Ayer's Language, Truth and Logic.

[OANST]

So Tnex, is there any particular reason that you are reading a book on relationship advice?

[MeechMunchie]

He got you, woman who's reading 'Why Men Love Bitches'.

[T-nex]

So Tnex, is there any particular reason that you are reading a book on relationship advice?

I Just told you guys <.< ... It was for my sister. Cos she always screws up by giving too much of herself in too little time. The book tells you how not to do that and stuff. I read it cos I wanted to see what it's about. Also it was stuff to do on the plain.

Also It's fun to know what guys think! Hahaha!.... Eh... Anyway I still questioned a lot in the book. Some of it I didn't agree with, but I hope my sister will put it to good use.

[Bullet Magnet]

I you want to know what we think, you only need to ask. Me, that is, everyone else will lie. They don't want to tell you that they are thinking about how cool it would be to be a secret agent, or that window up there would be a great sniper position, or that you would embed your troops in the dip in the field while activating their buffing effects were we fighting an army coming up the street. We'd rather not let on that we are imagining what height it would be best to hold a sword out of the car window to perfectly decapitate the greatest number of pedestrials. We'd prefer not to let on that we can see ourselves leaping from building to building in a cape before thwarting a mugging in an alley. No. Instead, you'll hear that we're thinking about you, the football, or nothing at all.

[T-nex]

I you want to know what we think, you only need to ask. Me, that is, everyone else will lie. They don't want to tell you that they are thinking about how cool it would be to be a secret agent, or that window up there would be a great sniper position, or that you would embed your troops in the dip in the field while activating their buffing effects were we fighting an army coming up the street. We'd rather not let on that we are imagining what height it would be best to hold a sword out of the car window to perfectly decapitate the greatest number of pedestrials. We'd prefer not to let on that we can see ourselves leaping from building to building in a cape before thwarting a mugging in an alley. No. Instead, you'll hear that we're thinking about you, the football, or nothing at all.

I... Don't know how to respond to that.

[Nate]

Probably because you find yourself slapping away groping hands and directing attention back to your face less frequently with gay guys.

You don't know many gay guys, do you?

(Max doesn't count. He was too shy to act out what he was thinking)

[Mac Sirloin]

Reading some of my collections of The Onion. I asked for a hardcover that contains all of their front pages since the first issue (until around 2008-2009, I think, but without the articles it's kind of like eating heated ice cream.

[Wings of Fire]

I picked up Goethe's Faust in the second hand bookstore today for £4 and was reading it inbetween lectures, it's fantastic.

[Rex Tirano]

I'm in the middle of reading 'Wuthering Heights' at the moment. It wasn't what I expected and it's less romantic than I have been told it was.

- Rexy

[Cammy]

I'm also reading Wuthering Heights, for school? Kinda not very happy until the ending, but also a little creepy?

[Wings of Fire]

Wuthering Heights is on my list to read, I'm going to have to eat you two up and steal your copies.

[T-nex]

I KNEW IT! Voraphile!

[Hazel-Rah]

"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" is the darkest story of all time lol, everything Phillip K. Dick wrote was pretty much the same thing. Basically they're all like, "the situation is hopeless, we brought this on ourselves, we're surrounded by constant reminders, let's muse on it" that basically sums up everything he's ever written.

[OANST]

I'm also reading Wuthering Heights, for school? Kinda not very happy until the ending, but also a little creepy?

Yes. You are reading it for school.

Yes. It's a little creepy.

Does that answer your questions?

[Josh]

OH SNAP.

I'm reading the last Harry Potter book. Again.

[abe is now!]

thing is i think its disgusting either way.

Oh yeah, very disgusting...

[OANST]

OH SNAP.

I'm reading the last Harry Potter book. Again.

You've been looking at our memes, haven't you?

[Josh]

Yes, you invented the phrase 'Oh Snap' in the same way I invented the sheep.

Yeah