Corrupt a wish thread!

[Fortesque13]

You get it, but it rapes your computer!

I wish my eyes weren't expanded from reading PV's thread...

[Alf Shall Rise]

Granted, your eyes grow tiny.

I wish someone would buy from me.

[Chubfish]

Granted, someone buys from you your house and everything you own. Because you cant deny it due to the wish, you end up with nothing at the end because the guy is a billionaire and gets billions each day...

I wish for better Xbox 360's.

[Alf Shall Rise]

BAM! Xbox 360 is now a PS3!

I wish I wasn't a Whelp.

[Chubfish]

Granted, your now nothing. Hahahahaha-

I wish I had a planted pot.

[Alf Shall Rise]

The pot explodes.

I wish for the biggest apple tree.

[Chubfish]

Granted, which just happens too be so big it (rapes you) destroys your home and everything on Earth.

I wish for another potted plant and some fries with that order.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Burns from being touched by YOU!

I wish the ground was soft.

[Chubfish]

Granted. It's so soft that you burn up cause you do...

I wish I had a lame wish.

[IAmHeavy]

granted, but you wont have feet either :]

I wish for "no" 7up

[Chubfish]

Granted, you get "no" 7up...but some pepsi instead. With snakes infested in it.

I wish for the Clusters to taste nicer.

[Laser]

they do.



But they rape you!

I wish i had a 100 terrabyte hardrive

[Marvak]

Someone steals it.

I wish that wasn't so lezeh.

[IAmHeavy]

Off Topic: (to Chubfish) you are one intelligenced fella, are ya? o_o

On Topic: But since you played video games, you ARE lazy.
I wish for "no" pepsi. (kekeke)

[Chubfish]

Oh wait a sec...(takes a leave out of Alex's book) Not Granted!

I wish for absolutely nothing to do about anothing.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Everything happens.

I wish for the biggest knife in the world.

[Chubfish]

Granted, although Krauser gets a bigger knife and (rapes you...) hunts you down.

I wish I had a better sound quality on my videos...

[IAmHeavy]

Off topic: hah, i was wanting pepsi >:] take dat

On Topic: Granted, but it takes up 1000 giga bytes.
I wish for President Devil 4

[Alf Shall Rise]

Bush gets elected again. We all die..

I wish there was an F13.

[Chubfish]

Granted, but when pressed you have watch my glitch videos for everyday for the rest of your life and if you stop watching I come and glitch through walls and pwn j00 455!

I wish for an F0.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Captain Falcon beats you up.

I wish other topics would be posted in.

[Chubfish]

Granted. I like that wish, so no corruptions (someone PLEASE post in the glitch thread or suming)

I wish for someone to fix everybodys problems.

[IAmHeavy]

granted, but then you get pissed because the someone person also helped bad guys to steal your scrab pet. :]

I wish for....[ thats all xD ]

[Chubfish]

granted...

I wish for boiler. Again Again.

[IAmHeavy]

granted, but only if you use it for cooking. because i luv food =D

I wish for Chubfish to be an actual scrab because thats his dream

[Chubfish]

Granted, but I become Shrykull by an error of a wish and pwn j00 ass.

I wish I really was a badass scrab.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Sadly Scrabs don't have asses.

I wish I had a parrot.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

It screams profanity in your ear.

I wish that picture I'm trying to submit on Da would submit already.

[IAmHeavy]

granted, but it will cost you $1000. otherwise, you need to wait for 15235950958948053 years. :]

I wish for Zozo to be known only as female and not male. :]

[Bitter Buffalo]

Granted. I hear that she is very pretty.

I wish that love and understanding would pour like a soothing rain from the heavens.