Stupid answers for stupid questions -

Salamander · #**601** 03-31-2007, 02:05 AM

A: Not much, but you would have to spend lots of money to buy a massive letter box
Q: Should the government introduce a 13.6 cent coin?

OddjobAbe · #**602** 03-31-2007, 02:07 AM

A: No, they should introduce a 13.6 pence coin.

Q: Is Tony Blair (who is an arsehole) the Grim Reaper?

moxco · #**603** 03-31-2007, 02:07 AM

A. No. but they should introduse a 3.141592653589793 dollar coin.

dammit Oddjob beat me

A. Yes children are in danger of him.
Q. What should the picture on the 3.141592653589793 dollar coin be?

OddjobAbe · #**604** 03-31-2007, 02:13 AM

A: Trevor McDonald

Q: *crying* Who killed Jeremytimothy?

E'l Scrabino · #**605** 03-31-2007, 02:20 AM

I also think pie is a tasty beverage

Sneeble, sn00ble, kweeble, or Random Face?

OddjobAbe · #**606** 03-31-2007, 02:32 AM

A: Josephine.

Q: Why is this zombie pulling my legs off and ripping my guts out ARRRRRRRRRRGH!?

Alf Shall Rise · #**607** 03-31-2007, 07:05 AM

That zombie is me...

If you could take over the world, would yah?

OddjobAbe · #**608** 03-31-2007, 07:16 AM

A: God, yes. I take it over, form several governments to control different parts of it for me, then when I got everything I wanted out of it, I would blow the bastard planet up!

Q: Now my guts and legs are gone, how will I digest things, and how will I be able to use tae-kwon-do, karate, judo and kung-fu now?(all those years of practise and training gone to waste)

OT: I'll get you for disabling my digestive system, Alf!

Slaveless · #**609** 03-31-2007, 07:36 AM

You use your ears for combat. Trust me, the thugs will never see it coming!

Do dogs know you better than yourself?

Alf Shall Rise · #**610** 03-31-2007, 07:41 AM

Yes. It creeps me out at night.

Did you know bananas will take over the world before OddjobAbe does?
OT: Hahaha, you'll never get me Oddjob!

OddjobAbe · #**611** 03-31-2007, 07:49 AM

A: But what if I eat the bananas? Where are they then? Mwahahaha!

Q: Where's my lunch?

OT: That's what you think Alf. I'll strangle you with my somewhat out-of-place guts. HAHAHA!
And if that doesn't work, I'll censor television, you fools! Where will be your precious nudity and gore then? HAHAHA!

Alf Shall Rise · #**612** 03-31-2007, 07:58 AM

*Burp* About that...

Should I touch an outlit?

OT: I don't watch TV...XD

OddjobAbe · #**613** 03-31-2007, 09:24 AM

A: No, touch David Starsky's hair.

Q: When is now? When was then now? When is then? When is now?

Alf Shall Rise · #**614** 03-31-2007, 09:31 AM

Later.

What is that on your head?

OddjobAbe · #**615** 03-31-2007, 09:34 AM

A: A device known as the 'spring modulator'. It does the same thing as a 'ring modulator', but it makes your voice sound springy and say "BOING!".

Q: Where is where? Who is who? What is What? Why is why?

Alf Shall Rise · #**616** 03-31-2007, 09:37 AM

Where is everywhere. I don't know who you're talking about. What can be anything. And for the last question, I have no idea.

What is green and huge?

OddjobAbe · #**617** 03-31-2007, 09:40 AM

A: Reverand Cornelius Blow's evil lizard-monsters.

Q: When did I die, and if I ever did die, who decided to die, but why did I die, and why did they decide to die, for I don't know why, but I desire to lie, so why did I die?

Alf Shall Rise · #**618** 03-31-2007, 09:42 AM

Because I ripped out your guts...

Does anyone believe that I'm lying?

OddjobAbe · #**619** 03-31-2007, 09:44 AM

A: No, but we believe that the British and US Governments are lying.

Q: Why did you rip out my guts?

Alf Shall Rise · #**620** 03-31-2007, 09:46 AM

I'm a canable.

What goes good with your guts?

OddjobAbe · #**621** 03-31-2007, 09:52 AM

A: My large intestine.

Q: When did later die, and when did later become now?

Alf Shall Rise · #**622** 03-31-2007, 10:05 AM

Later can do whenever it wants, some totally confusing.

Who created the first word?

moxco · #**623** 03-31-2007, 11:23 AM

A. Bob.
Q. How old is Bob?

Alf Shall Rise · #**624** 03-31-2007, 11:27 AM

As old as the first word.

Are you feeling lucky?

moxco · #**625** 03-31-2007, 11:31 AM

A. Try rubbing the ointment on your shoulder every two days.
Q. Girt?

Alf Shall Rise · #**626** 03-31-2007, 11:32 AM

Nope.

W00t?

moxco · #**627** 03-31-2007, 11:43 AM

A. Maybe tomorrow.
Q. Will Alf_shall_rise respond to this?

snuzi · #**628** 03-31-2007, 11:54 AM

A: Maybe. Maybe not.

Q: Are you threatening me?

Arxryl · #**629** 03-31-2007, 12:06 PM

No. I'm promising pain if you don't give me what I want.

What did he just say?

snuzi · #**630** 03-31-2007, 12:21 PM

A: Exactly what he wanted to say.

Q: You're enjoying this, aren't you?