Oddworld Bloopers -

Wolfie-Dark Steef · #**571** 04-09-2008, 03:58 PM

Wow GlacierDragon, That's awsome!

skillyaslig · #**572** 04-10-2008, 01:04 AM

*sees DOOM Abe* OMG

that is so funny! Harhar, that would be a bomber of a game

GlacierDragon · #**573** 04-10-2008, 08:56 AM

Thanks you two!

OddYouko · #**574** 04-11-2008, 07:59 AM

Abe's Oddysee.
Scrabania temple.

Abe is being chased by a Scrab. But he is too fast for it.
Abe: "Ahaha you can't catch me now!"
The Scrab jumps in the air and sprouts two large wings.
Abe: "What the?! AHHH!!!" He get's picked up by the Scrab.

This is from GlacierDragon's awesome flying Scrab picture.

GlacierDragon · #**575** 04-11-2008, 09:22 AM

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Abe's Oddysee.
Scrabania temple.

Abe is being chased by a Scrab. But he is too fast for it.
Abe: "Ahaha you can't catch me now!"
The Scrab jumps in the air and sprouts two large wings.
Abe: "What the?! AHHH!!!" He get's picked up by the Scrab.

This is from GlacierDragon's awesome flying Scrab picture.

This made me laugh

It's good to see my pictures are inspiring people.

OddYouko · #**576** 05-07-2008, 06:17 PM

Gotta bump up the bloopers thread.

AE Mudokon drunk clip.
Instead of brew regular soda pops out of the brew machine.
Take1. Candy bars pop outta the brew machine.
Take2. Brew bottles pop outta the machine but they're all empty.

Munch's Oddysee Almighty Raisin clip.
The Almighty Raisin doesn't fall asleep.
Take1. Instead of falling asleep the Almighty Raisin burps loudly.
Abe: "Ok who gave him a burrito for lunch?!"
Alf and other Muds: "Not us!"
Abe looks over at Lanning.
Lorne: "What?" Walks away slowly.

Munch's Oddysee Almighty Raisin clip again.
The meditating Mudokons really have strings attached to themselves to make it look like they're floating.

Stranger90 · #**577** 05-08-2008, 09:30 AM

---MUNCH'S ODDYSEE---

Munch and Abe are on the flying ship, Munch opens the Gabbiar and says: Hey, where's the Gabbiar?
Vykkers in the lab: "Ha ha ha, it was the wrong can of Gabbiar!!!!"

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Again on the ship, Munch opens the Gabbiar and says: "WOW!!! These eggs stink awful!!"
Abe: Cos they're rotten!

---STRANGER'S WRATH---

Eugenius hits the detonator and blow up the old Steef statue, but instead falling on the right way, it falls on Stranger!

Eugenius: "WHOOPS. Didn't calculate this!"

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Stranger Vs Elboze Freely!!

Stranger: "So, why you don't come get me?"
Ebloze: "Because my gears are rusted ass-hole!"

Matriar · #**578** 05-09-2008, 07:23 AM

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Munch's Oddysee Almighty Raisin clip.
The Almighty Raisin doesn't fall asleep.
Take1. Instead of falling asleep the Almighty Raisin burps loudly.
Abe: "Ok who gave him a burrito for lunch?!"
Alf and other Muds: "Not us!"
Abe looks over at Lanning.
Lorne: "What?" Walks away slowly.

I like these jokes in which Lorne is like the real-life director of these clip.

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Munch's Oddysee Almighty Raisin clip again.
The meditating Mudokons really have strings attached to themselves to make it look like they're floating.

Nice one!

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EDIT:

Wow, 13k! This thread is definitely one of the most popular now. o.o

Wings of Fire · #**579** 05-09-2008, 08:12 AM

*Joins*

Abe's Oddysee, Both Temples complete scene:

Abe: My test was completed, I expected to rest.
Then the Bigface revealed the intent of my quest.
The two scars together on the back of each hand...

...Hang on a sec, what the hell is this?

Bigface: Erm...a Scrab?

Abe: A Scrab? ...With a tail?

Bigface: (Thinks for a moment) Poetic licence?

Abe: *Sigh*
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Stranger's Wrath, Bounty store scene:

Stranger: What's it pay?

Clakker: Well tell'ya what, lets give him a buzz and find out.

(Dials phone)

Female voice: Welcome, you have reached the Sekto Springs Customer Service Department. If you would like to register a complaint about genocide on a continental scale; press 1, to register a complaint about the monopolization of a natural resource; press 2, if you are calling about the general inefficiency of our Wolvark Native Control Squad; press 3.....

Clakker: (Covers up mouthpiece with hand) Hang on there Stranger... This may take a while.
____________

*Leaves*

Oddey · #**580** 05-09-2008, 09:27 AM

Stranger's Wrath
After Stranger takes the Boilz Booty bounty an explosion happens.
"That must be them outside!" Says the Clakker
"What?" Stranger says as he pulls out a pair of earplugs.
Take2: The explosion doesn't happen.
"Uh.... This is your queue." Whispers Lorne.
"Oh yeah!" Says an outlaw.
The entire bounty store explodes and all that's left when the dust clears is the counter.
"A little over-enthusiastic if ya ask me." Says Stranger.

Munch's Oddysee
Munch and Abe get to the Raisen.
"It's about time stit-" Says the Raisen.
"Don't even think about calling me that." Says Munch.
"Huh?" Says Abe. Munch starts to turn red.

Abe's Exoddus
Opening scene:
The first mudokon is shaking a soda can not a graffiti can.

Abe's Oddysee
Opening scene:
The Rupture Farms logo falls down.

I'm fresh out of ideas. Pm if you want to know why.

Matriar · #**581** 05-09-2008, 12:34 PM

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Take2: The explosion doesn't happen.
"Uh.... This is your queue." Whispers Lorne.
"Oh yeah!" Says an outlaw.
The entire bounty store explodes and all that's left when the dust clears is the counter.
"A little over-enthusiastic if ya ask me." Says Stranger.

That one was cute.

I can actually imagine an outlaw being enthusiastic like that.

Okay, I'll give it a go...

Stranger's Wrath, when Stranger talks to Sekto on the phone.
Sekto: "Sekto. What's your business?"
Stranger: "Hear ya paying out for a... peach bread."

Uhm, yeah.

Abe's Exodus, in the beginning when they're walking and walking:
The train comes, anyone ducks, then the bone falls down and hits Abe's head. *makes a coconut-like sound*

Abe's Oddysee, when Abe's sees the moon the first time:
He trips and already falls down the cliff before he could raise his paw to the moon.

Take2
He doesn't even land on the cliff first, he falls down right away.

Abe's Oddysee, right after the first meeting with Bigface when Abe has to go to the temple:
Abe runs towards the temple,.... and suddenly bangs against this painting of a temple on the wall in front of him.

Oddey · #**582** 05-09-2008, 01:18 PM

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Abe's Oddysee, right after the first meeting with Bigface when Abe has to go to the temple:
Abe runs towards the temple,.... and suddenly bangs against this painting of a temple on the wall in front of him.

Once I figured that out it became extremely funny. I'll have to find something later.

OddYouko · #**583** 05-09-2008, 09:31 PM

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I like these jokes in which Lorne is like the real-life director of these clip.

I can't help but put him in some.

Random.
Abe's Oddysee Paramite temple.
Abe is standing on a ledge where two Paramites can't get him.
Paramite1: "So..how was your day?"
Paramite2: "It was good."
Paramite1: "Oh.."
Paramite2: "But that blue guy is driving me crazy! I just can't seem to catch him."
Abe: "Umm guys I can hear every word you're saying!"
Paramite1: "Hey blue guy! Can't you see we're trying to have a conversation down here?!"
Abe: O__o

MO Almighty Raisin clip.
The almighty raisin doesn't fall asleep after telling Abe and Munch what to do next but Abe and Munch fall asleep instead.

GlacierDragon · #**584** 05-10-2008, 02:33 AM

Stranger's Wrath. Phonecall to Sekto.
Sekto: Sekto. What's your buisness?
Stranger: Hello Sekto. I want to play a game.

Anyone who hasn't seen Saw will probably not have got that.

Matriar · #**585** 05-10-2008, 07:39 PM

That just inspired me...

Phonecall to Sekto.
Clakker: "All righty, hear you go!"
Stranger takes the phones and listens.
Sekto: "Seven days..."

Zerox · #**586** 05-11-2008, 01:21 AM

Stranger's Wrath.

Bounty Hunter (Can't recall name): "Get them pants off!"
The subordinates move to the tied up Stranger and remove them. Stranger has only two legs.
Bounty Hunter: "Fine, he's good to go. Sorry for the inconvenience."

GlacierDragon · #**587** 05-11-2008, 03:05 AM

I got another. Same scene as my last post (phonecall to Sekto)
Sekto: Sekto. What's your buisness?
Stranger: Goggle. Goggle!

And if you havn't seen The Hills Have Eyes remake you'll probably think that's just wierd and random. ;-)

Oddey · #**588** 05-11-2008, 11:46 AM

Yeah....
Fone call to Sekto
"... Give 'em a buzz an' find out." Says the clakker. After dialing the fone is only picked up after ten minutes.
"Oh you're saving money by switching to T-Mobile and you were just confirming it? Ok. Well anyway Stranger here wants to talk to ya." Finishes the clakker handing it to Stranger.
"I hear ya switched to T-Mobile." Says Stranger.
"Yes... Dial 1-800-8826." Sekto replies.
"Ok." says Stranger and hangs up.
Yeah.....

OddYouko · #**589** 05-12-2008, 07:36 AM

I've never seen that clip but I thought of one.

Stranger talking to Sekto on the phone.
Stranger: "Can you hear me now?"
Sekto: "Yeah."
Stranger: "Good."

Matriar · #**590** 05-15-2008, 07:10 AM

"This is Necrum. Long ago, the Mudokons brought their dead here. That was before Glukkons started stealing our bones. They used Mudokons slaves to do it. Blind ones that couldn't see..."
You can see the blind Mudokons hitting things as random with their mattocks until they eventually hurt each other too.

Take 2
One of the blind mudokons loses his mattock when he tried to give his hit more power. The mattocks flies backwards and hits someone else.

Take 3
Suddenly, one blind Mudokons says to anther one: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with N." "Nothing!"

OddYouko · #**591** 05-23-2008, 08:38 PM

I love take 3.

Don't wanna lose this funny thread either so...
AE Dripik speaks scene.
Dripik: "Or my name ain't uhh..umm" he falls alseep.
Take1
Dripik: "Or my name ain't..uhh.." Dripik stares at the camera with drool coming out of his mouth.
Take2
Before he even says anything Dripik falls flat out on the floor.

AE Mudokon drunk scene.
The Mudokons all pop out some Brew from the machine.
Abe: "Don't drink that!"
Mudokon: "Why not?"
Abe: "Cause..it's Mountain Dew made by Glukkons!"
Lorne: "No Abe! It's Brew made by Glukkons!"
Take100
Mudokon: "Why not?"
Abe: "Cause it's glue made by Glukkons!"
Lorne: "Ok could someone please hand Abe his script?!"
Take200
Abe: "Cause it's poo made by Glukkons!"
Lorne: "Ok..I've had enough! If anyone needs me I'll be in my trailer."

AO opening this is Rupture Farms.
The Glukkon on the sign has a mustache drawn on it.

Matriar · #**592** 05-30-2008, 08:02 AM

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Don't wanna lose this funny thread either so...
AE Dripik speaks scene.
Dripik: "Or my name ain't uhh..umm" he falls alseep.

This gave me the chuckles. And I'm in a public computer room, which makes it kinda embarrassing, hehe!

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AE Mudokon drunk scene.
The Mudokons all pop out some Brew from the machine.
Abe: "Don't drink that!"
Mudokon: "Why not?"
Abe: "Cause..it's Mountain Dew made by Glukkons!"
Lorne: "No Abe! It's Brew made by Glukkons!"
Take100
Mudokon: "Why not?"
Abe: "Cause it's glue made by Glukkons!"
Lorne: "Ok could someone please hand Abe his script?!"
Take200
Abe: "Cause it's poo made by Glukkons!"
Lorne: "Ok..I've had enough! If anyone needs me I'll be in my trailer."

One take better than another. Poo!

Munch's Master · #**593** 05-30-2008, 11:07 AM

*Filming for AE*
Lorne: OK Abe, remember: You drink the brew, fart, and then run off screen so we can set off the explosive prop. Right?
Abe: Yep.
Lorne: And.....action!
*Abe presses the button on the Brew dispenser, andcdrinks the bottle.
Abe:...........*squints and tenses stomach*
Lorne: Abe, what are you waiting for?
Abe:....I'm trying, but it won't come out!
Lorne: OK, cut!
*rumbling noise followed by a squelching noise*
Abe:ugh!!!.....Everybody stay very still......and bring me a new loincloth......

*filming for MO*
*the crew are filming a scene with Meetle-riding mudokons.*
Buddy: Yeah!!! *pumps hand*
Lorne: You're a little heavy Buddy.
Buddy: Yeah!!! *pumps hand*
Lorne: You're going down!!
Buddy: Yeah!!! *pumps hand*
*Meetle crashes into the ground and drags along the dirt until only Buddy's hand can be seen above the dirt.*
Buddy: Yeah! *pumps hand*

Oddey · #**594** 05-30-2008, 12:10 PM

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*filming for MO*
*the crew are filming a scene with Meetle-riding mudokons.*
Buddy: Yeah!!! *pumps hand*
Lorne: You're a little heavy Buddy.
Buddy: Yeah!!! *pumps hand*
Lorne: You're going down!!
Buddy: Yeah!!! *pumps hand*
*Meetle crashes into the ground and drags along the dirt until only Buddy's hand can be seen above the dirt.*
Buddy: Yeah! *pumps hand*

You know, I know where that's from. It's from Family guy, when Peter got obbsessed with that fantasy world of his.

But it was really funny to imagine.

Oddey · #**595** 05-30-2008, 12:11 PM

My computer triple posted so someone get rid of these two worthless posts.

Oddey · #**596** 05-30-2008, 12:12 PM

Sorry my computer triple posted.

~^_^~ · #**597** 05-30-2008, 02:56 PM

LOL at doom abe. XD
And all your guys bloopers are hilarous! XD

~^_^~

OddYouko · #**598** 06-03-2008, 08:04 AM

AE opening scene.
The camera comes up right behind the blind Mudokon and just before the camere moves away the Mud's pick axe hits the camera screen causing it to static up.
Blind Mud: "Did I break the camera!? I'm sorry!!!" He panics and runs away off screen.

AO good ending.
The camere zooms in on Abe's smiling face. But instead of farting Abe stares right at the camera and sneezes. But he leans to far foward and hits the camera causing it to fall.
Abe: "Oops..I'm sorry poor camera!"
BigFace: "Haha Abe!" He smacks Abe on the back and sends him falling off the stage and into the crowd.
BigFace: "Oh crap!" He panics and runs of screen.

That's all I got.

GlacierDragon · #**599** 06-03-2008, 09:04 AM

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AO good ending.
The camere zooms in on Abe's smiling face. But instead of farting Abe stares right at the camera and sneezes. But he leans to far foward and hits the camera causing it to fall.

Thanks for the inspiration.

AO good ending.
The camera zooms up to Abe. But it goes to fast, doesn't stop, and smashes Abe in the face, knocking him out cold.

Another SW phonecall to Sekto
Sekto: You're telling me you have a Steef head?
Stranger: Yeh, it's sitting on my shoulders talkin' to ya!

Can't think of anything else at the moment.

Oddey · #**600** 06-03-2008, 10:30 AM

... It's time to make some more again

AE conference.
Take1:
Phleg: I love that Abe guy!
Dripik: Mullock is- What?
Phleg turns red.
Phleg:Aw crap...
Take2:
Aslik: Where you two see problems I see into the future.
Dripik: Didn't you read the lines?
Take3:
Phleg: I hate that-
A door opens and in comes Abe looking furious.
Abe: Don't you dare!
Lorne: It's in the script Abe! He doesn't really mean it!
Abe: Oh...
Abe begins to turn red.
Dripik: Am I the only one who actually read the script?

AE Bad ending:
Take1:
The birds come together and out comes not Abe but Doc from Back To The Future.
Doc: Something that finnaly works!
Take2:
The birds come together and out comes Abe covered in knight armour.
Abe: I have lost this battle, yet I will return like the Pheonix!
Take3:
This time the scene goes as planned except the mudokon with the bottle giggles madly when he starts sneaking up on Abe.

AO Conference
Take1:
Abe: Saramites and Prabs had been-
Lorne: Is that a typo?
Abe: Uh... No.
Lorne: Then what is it?
Abe: I just can't read too good.
Take2:
Abe: But Bollucks was-
Lorne: Will you read that script more thoroughly?
Take3:
Abe: This new kind of beat... Was great to snap your fingers to.
Lorne: Abe you're fired!
Abe: I'm only improvising!

Yeah... My creativity has leaked away. Time to shift it into fifth gear.