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SeaRex · #**571** 03-05-2006, 08:43 AM

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LOLocaust!

Stop stealing my word, you bastard.

Paramite Mask · #**572** 03-05-2006, 09:18 AM

When I first visited Albino Blacksheep, I satrted watching the animations in the flash category one by one for completely random crap and I found this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php

It's made by Brian Kendall, and it's about 30 minutes, but it's so crazy(in my opinion) and random that some people can't help but keep watching. I just kept watching and laughed histarically. And no, it doesn't jump out at you with a negative colored face with a loud scream or anything. It's just, the beginning has a whole bunch of flashing colors in the background, so if your epileptic, I would stay away. The world blows up frequently, and it gets repeatitive in one part, but there is a fast forward button. There are a bunch of random explosions in this flash animation, mostly by a sacred world that will cause a mini neuclear explosion.

Sekto Springs · #**573** 03-05-2006, 09:46 AM

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Stop stealing my word, you bastard.

After searching the shit canals of my mind, I found my other friend beat you to it's use!

So suck it dry, Luke!

Dipstikk · #**574** 03-05-2006, 10:42 AM

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When I first visited Albino Blacksheep, I satrted watching the animations in the flash category one by one for completely random crap and I found this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php

It's made by Brian Kendall, and it's about 30 minutes, but it's so crazy(in my opinion) and random that some people can't help but keep watching. I just kept watching and laughed histarically. And no, it doesn't jump out at you with a negative colored face with a loud scream or anything. It's just, the beginning has a whole bunch of flashing colors in the background, so if your epileptic, I would stay away. The world blows up frequently, and it gets repeatitive in one part, but there is a fast forward button. There are a bunch of random explosions in this flash animation, mostly by a sacred world that will cause a mini neuclear explosion.

Oh, is that the one with the "ziggy words?"

Sekto Springs · #**575** 03-05-2006, 10:46 AM

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Oh, is that the one with the "ziggy words?"

It's the one where you need to huff up some drano to see the secret picture.

Here, you can borrow mine *sniffle*

Paramite Mask · #**576** 03-05-2006, 10:51 AM

Yes, it's that one. But they are the "zeeky" words, not the ziggy. Wait, there's a secret picture?

Now to buisiness.. I've decided to post more of the screamer flashes. here are some good ones:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/whatswrong.php
This screamer has complete silence, which makes the shock factor effective. The fake story of this screamer is that the picture is of a house that a women died in. It is said that a ghost still lurks inside the table. It tells you to look closely, and most people usaually see after a minute or so. I think you know what happens then. This is the first screamer I ever saw, and it gave me a bad case of fear. To make things worse, it's a loop, so the face will scream again after a while. This one could actually be useful to wake someone up if they are light sleeper. The stupid flash is a parody of the kitchen screamer and it's called "Not Scary"(which it really isn't):http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/notscary.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waldo.php
This one is in the form of a web version of Where's Waldo. You search around the page to find it. It makes you look around the page closely to find Waldo, but there is no Waldo on the page. There is atually a time lim it until something happens. When the viewer finds out there is no Waldo on the page, a pale devilish face from "The Exorsist" pops out at you with a scream. This is also a silent loop screamer.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sayit.php
Now, this one isn't as scray, but when the screaming face pops out, it stays there, which makes you want to immediately close the window. It's a black screen with the lyrics of a boy band pop song called "Say it" scrolling down the screen with the song playing in the background. When it reaches about the second verse, the face of the possesed girl named Regan from "The Exorist" pops out at you with a scream, and yes, the face doesn't go away.

Well, there are some screamers that I know of. I will warn you now: If you get bad nightmares of flash files like these, don't view them. The full effect of the screamer is with the speakers cranked up as loud as possible, but if you're afraid of the scream you can just mute it. Don't hate me for these

Sekto Springs · #**577** 03-05-2006, 01:49 PM

This simply outdoes everything posted here prior... http://i2.tinypic.com/qrm5n5.gif

Paramite Mask · #**578** 03-05-2006, 01:54 PM

Um, was that a gif of a hot girl dirty dancing with the Burger King face while crapping a burger in a loop that I just saw??? o.0 wow........

Sekto Springs · #**579** 03-05-2006, 01:58 PM

Don't spoil it, ya daft bastich!

Rich · #**580** 03-05-2006, 01:58 PM

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Um, was that a gif of a hot girl dirty dancing with the Burger King face while crapping a burger in a loop that I just saw???

Congrats! Your eyes officially work!

Paramite Mask · #**581** 03-05-2006, 02:26 PM

Wait, what do you mean spoil? Peoplha, good we can clearly see that after watching the gif like 4 times. Haha, good use of sarcasim, Rich.

TheRaisin · #**582** 03-05-2006, 02:30 PM

That made me chuckle. ^_^

The dragon's head thing is amazing (and creepy). The narration is slick, as well. I like.

Another Lemon Demon bubbly-lava-lamp FTW! My glance at the ABS main page was, for once, well rewarded. The song is great, and they did some really nifty things with the video. I love the paper burning backwards effect.

And for good measure: HOO HAH

Sekto Springs · #**583** 03-05-2006, 02:38 PM

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Wait, what do you mean spoil? Peoplha, good we can clearly see that after watching the gif like 4 times. Haha, good use of sarcasim, Rich.

I mean spoil it, as in SPOIL IT. I'd rather let people find out for themselves what it is, it's funnier that way. When you describe it in perfect detail and then put a question mark on the end like a jack ass, people are going to think...
A. You're an ignorant sod.
B. "That doesn't sound too funny"

And I don't think Rich was being sarcastic, I think he was actually congratulating you on possessing one physical sense when you clearly don't possess any other kind.

Paramite Mask · #**584** 03-05-2006, 03:05 PM

*sigh*.... I'm sorry. I was just really wierded out by it. Please, don't be mad. I'm not trying to be daft. Sorry if I spoiled it. I thought other people would've already seen it. I don't want to turn into a public enemy on the forums. Sorry, man...

Sekto Springs · #**585** 03-05-2006, 03:07 PM

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*sigh*.... I'm sorry. I was just really wierded out by it. Please, don't be mad. I'm not trying to be daft. Sorry if I spoiled it. I thought other people would've already seen it. I don't want to turn into a public enemy on the forums. Sorry, man...

No problem.

Paramite Mask · #**586** 03-05-2006, 03:09 PM

Ok...thanks for the exception. I try not to be ignorant. Turns out I hate people who revolve around ignorance... And I wasn't trying to be a jerk with the screamers,either. I thought most of you would get a kick out of them. Now i think I killed this thread... Please, I'm not an ingorant sod, I just have a habit of pointing out things. I have seen people on this forum who are thought of complete jerks, and they are I'm just worried I'll be thought as one of those people... Oh well..

mitsur · #**587** 03-12-2006, 05:47 PM

Forehead Shavecut

Oh. My. God. This video is so funny, just from sheer randomness. I couldn't breathe for the whole flash movie. And no, Rich, not from asthma. From laughing. Maybe i'm the only one who would find this funny, but what the hell. Watch it. Now!

used:) · #**588** 03-12-2006, 05:54 PM

http://www.shadowsofnothing.com/forum/index.php?

Worst forums in history. Seriously.

Godlesswanderer · #**589** 03-12-2006, 05:58 PM

Never underestimate the hotness of Japanese women and the dancing ability of a fat Japanese wrestler...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...66504844044258

Godlesswanderer · #**590** 03-14-2006, 07:43 PM

Also, never overestimate the the rapping ability of hot Japanese women...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...108212&q=HINOI

Biggy Bro Slig · #**591** 03-15-2006, 11:06 AM

Haha...it never stops amazing me.
You choose your planet, what the asteroid is made of, what speed and how big, and whammo! See if you can boil the Earth's ocean with the equivilint (sp?) of 575 million billion Megatons of TNT.

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Oh dear, it looks as if Earth was shattered in thousands of tiny pieces!

Just one of the results if you bombard the Earth with an Iron asteroid 9000 KM wide!

Godlesswanderer · #**592** 03-15-2006, 03:23 PM

Hmmmm... it would kinda help if you included a link.

Biggy Bro Slig · #**593** 03-16-2006, 07:51 AM

Oh poo. I forgot...http://janus.astro.umd.edu/astro/impact/

ANN NEELY · #**594** 03-18-2006, 05:51 PM

Dream Kitty Online
A cute shop to buy cute merchandise of cute anime movies (did I mention the cuteness? Totoro!!!!)

Gendou Music
A great site for finding your favorite anime music!

TheRaisin · #**595** 03-18-2006, 07:48 PM

Zose Canaan days we used to know, where have zey gone? Where diiiiiiid zey go?...

I saw a production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at my high school last night, and I just felt inspired, I guess. Even if you don't know the song (Those Canaan Days) or haven't seen the play, you might appreciate the mental image: a bunch of Middle Eastern guys dancing around wearing berets, singing nostalgically with French accents about the good old days in Canaan. Hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time.

I couldn't think of where else to put this. I figure it qualifies as stupid shit.

outlaw king · #**596** 03-20-2006, 10:41 PM

I hate tigger like a hot shit on a stick

oddveteran93 · #**597** 03-21-2006, 05:57 PM

Is Burger King called Hungry Jack's in Australia? Because I love Hungry Jack's and it has sorta' the same logo as Burger King in USA. PLease someone tell me, this question is eating me up inside. (since this is a pretty dumb question I didn't make a whole thread about it)

Godlesswanderer · #**598** 03-21-2006, 06:34 PM

People's ability to search astounds me.

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Burger King Corporation is a large international chain of fast food restaurants, predominantly selling hamburgers, french fries and soft drinks. It also operates over 200 restaurants in Australia under the name Hungry Jack's.

oddveteran93 · #**599** 03-21-2006, 06:46 PM

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People's ability to search astounds me.

I was only asking a question. God...

Godlesswanderer · #**600** 03-21-2006, 06:54 PM

I was joking, I just like saying 'astounds'

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Also, if I was insulting you, I would say inability

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