The Versus Thread

[Mac the Janitor]

Extremely cold. I HATE being hot. Partly because I sweat excessively.

Which would you rather have as a pet:

A monkey or a tiger?

[Fez]

Tiger.

Sid or Jess :P (that ones for Hobo)

British girls or American girls?

[Hobo]

Jess blatently

And English girls, no particular reason.

Women or Men?

[Fez]

damn, thats a sexist question.

[Hobo]

So, your last one could be concidered racist

[GrigtheSlig]

Women! They're so sexy!

Boxers or Briefs?

[Hobo]

Boxers, I need all the room I can get [/penis size boast]

White or Black (Colour-wise, no racism here thank you)

[GrigtheSlig]

Which color you like best out of the two?

Black!

Naked or Clothed?

[Hobo]

Depends upon the person

The Godfather Or Pulp Fiction?

[GrigtheSlig]

Pulp Fiction

Do you like you Mom or Dad better?

EDIT: Oh yeah, for those of you whose parents are divorced, disregard this Question...

[Fez]

Dad, i never knew my Mum....

[Statikk HDM]

Gee, no question so I'll post one:
Who'd you kill first first in a car trip: A drunken Pauly Shore or a smacked up Anna Nicole Smith.

[the brew master]

drunken pauly shore

in a street fight who would win G.bush or S.hussein???

[Al the Glukkon]

Monkey
Who would win xenomorph(that how you spell it?) or terminator?

[the brew master]

terminator

in a drinking contest Master Chief of Osama Bin Ladin???

[ANN NEELY]

Osama Bin Ladin.
Who would win?!?
Munch or your bratty little sister?

[Codek]

Osama Bin Ladin.
Who would win?!?
Munch or your bratty little sister?

I don't have sister, so... munch.

George Bush VS Macgyver.

Macgyver: "Get me a paperclip, a cheese grater, and a D cell battery"

Bush: "We've searched all Iraq and can't find any weapons of Macgyver!"

[Majic]

Macgyver. That show kicked so much ass.

A cruise around the Carribbean or a train tour of Europe?

[the brew master]

hmmmm.......
the cruise

who would win master chief or gordon freeman??

[Mac the Janitor]

Heh. MC.

Which would you prefer:

A groutesquely enormous head or a teeny tiny head?

(oh shut up, I'm talking about the one on your shoulders)

[oddguy]

A small head, then it wouldn't hurt my neck and I'd have an awesome squeeky voice.

Okay...

Chess or Checkers?

[Lucipher]

Chess.

Heavan or Hell?

[Statikk HDM]

Its a toss-up. Hell is better as a literary and musical device while it would be better to be in Heaven.
Mario Vs. Luigi in a knife fight.

[Hobo]

Luigi. Obviously

Morons or Nerds?

[Fez]

Morons, at least they have a life......

Muse or red Hot chilli peppers?

[Hobo]

Chili only has one l silly.

The Chilis anyway.

Me or Alcar?

[Abe's son]

Hobo...


Gauyo Ninja (Me) or Faggort Shuffle Clones <--- Kyles...

Bhuddist monk or the Coolaid Guy

[Majic]

Bhuddist monk. Curse you for posting before me!

Caught picking your nose or farting quite audibly and smelly during a class lecture?

[Codek]

Hobo...


Gauyo Ninja (Me) or Faggort Shuffle Clones <--- Kyles...

Bhuddist monk or the Coolaid Guy

www.babelfish.com

[GrigtheSlig]

Bhuddist monk. Curse you for posting before me!

Caught picking your nose or farting quite audibly and smelly during a class lecture?

Farting!

Would you rather be an Ugly man with a 9 incher... Or a Very Sexy man with a 1 inch...

I hope you know what I'm talking about, otherwise your very stupid...